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NSNQ 10.21.22 Story 1

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00:00All right, I got Sherry from South Toms River over here for the No Sweat News Quiz.
00:07Sherry! Sherry from Toms River, good morning, how are you?
00:10I am wonderful, how are you?
00:12Doing good, did you hear all the No Sweat News segments this week?
00:15I did, I did, I did.
00:17Oh my god, love it.
00:18This should be a walk in the park for you, Sherry.
00:21I hope so.
00:23Gots, you like Sherry?
00:24Sherry, knock this one out of the park, baby, you got this.
00:26Gots likes your chances, he endorses you.
00:29I suspect success for you as well, Sherry.
00:33If you...
00:34Well, I hope so.
00:35Okay.
00:35If you win these tickets, you're going to Blink-182 in 2023.
00:41Who will you, who is your Monty?
00:43Who are you bringing?
00:45I will be bringing my daughter, Jessica.
00:47Oh, that's so nice.
00:49Playing for the fam.
00:49We're all rooting for you and Jessica right now, baby.
00:51Yes.
00:52Here's what we're going to do.
00:53We're going to read four stories.
00:55Three were actually on the air this week.
00:56One, I made up yesterday.
00:58A little after 420.
01:00Spot the phony.
01:01You got the tickets, okay?
01:03Okay.
01:03All right, Sherry.
01:04Gots, what do we do if Sherry screws the pooch on this one?
01:07We got to keep going to that phone until we get this winner.
01:10So, Sherry, don't screw this up.
01:11But if you do, you got to keep going.
01:13732-681-3890.
01:14All right, Sherry.
01:15Here's story number one for today's No Sweat News quiz.
01:18Dateline, Florida.
01:19Capital of the No Sweat News.
01:20Cops are throwing the book at a local cocaine dealer in Tampa Bay.
01:26Uh-oh.
01:26Drug charges and more after the suspect was caught trying to pass off his mother's cremated ashes as raw cocaine.
01:34Not the right color, doofus.
01:36Wow.
01:37Not only are they charging him for dealing, but the DA is looking into charges for desecration of human remains.
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:46Not only that, but you can't be snorting grandma for crying out loud.
01:49What the hell?
01:50Moral of the story, I mean, if they were the remains of Keith Richards, you could probably get a buzz.
01:54I was going to say, didn't Keith do that?
01:56But not your mama.
01:57No, no, no, no, no.
01:58No, no, no, no.
01:58No, no, no, no.

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