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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a nudist group that went skydiving in Wisconsin. Then, take a look deeper into the group activities and don't understand the appeal of being a nudist.
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00:00New summer life hack, Chuck. Combine America's favorite pick-me-up from five-hour energy
00:04firework freeze and America's favorite frozen drink. That sounds great. I can't wait to try it.
00:10Where's your Slurpee, Chuck? Oh, I'll take care of that.
00:13You can have it.
00:22We're going to share a story of people that went naked skydiving, which I think
00:28would hurt your bits as a man or a woman. I mean, I think your tits being thrown asunder and
00:35your
00:36balls being tucked up into your b-hole. Yeah, I've seen that porno. None of it seems like it's
00:43enjoyable. Flopping around, but a bunch of folks in Milwaukee, I believe. Oh, wow. That is a hotbed
00:52or naked skydiving. Yeah, it is Milwaukee. They just had a nude skydiving event.
01:00It's the most in-shape lady in Milwaukee right there. Here's the story from CBS.
01:06It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's a naked skydiver. Be as bare as you dare. You heard
01:13that right. We Bare All, a non-profit group, held its first ever naked skydiving event.
01:19I told you. I told you. This is my first time skydiving, period, and naked on top of it,
01:22so I'm going to take two things off the list at once. I'm going to take two things off the
01:24list at once. I don't want to see it. John Jankowski, the president of the group,
01:27says their goal is to promote body positivity, self-acceptance, and social nudity.
01:32You're bare. You're out there. This is like Cialis for women.
01:35Judge me now. Judge me later. I'm the same with clothes or without clothes. Why not do it naked?
01:39Several members took to the skies, making the big jump at nearly 14,000 feet bare.
01:51For Joe Beck, who's completed 6,700 jumps and been a skydiving instructor for 13 years,
01:57she says it's a first. Today is just a normal day of skydiving with a different dress code.
02:03Those participating embracing every second in nothing but their own skin,
02:07saying it makes them feel free and powerful.
02:10And it takes the power back from our society.
02:14Oh, my God. You know, how these women, I'm taking my power back when I take off my clothes.
02:19It's not vulnerable. It's powerful.
02:22In East Troy, Andy Bernhardt, CBS 58 News.
02:26That's like an A-bomb if the shoot fails.
02:30That was horrible, the whole group.
02:32Oh, my God. Just a nasty group of people.
02:35It's everything I thought.
02:37You can see all of them nude.
02:39Oh, my God.
02:40Yes, we would do.
02:42Media gallery right there, and you'll get a glimpse.
02:44No, come on.
02:45Oh, yeah.
02:46And you can identify them from who you just saw.
02:49Oh, my.
02:49Was that her?
02:50Was that Fanny Fuba?
02:52Oh, my God.
02:53Holy.
02:54Jesus, God!
02:55I just saw his guy!
02:58His guy.
02:58Oh, my.
02:59I thought it was three ladies until I saw.
03:03Now, now.
03:04Don't you all appreciate clothes so much?
03:06Oh, yeah.
03:06Yes.
03:07Look at this.
03:07You know, clothes can actually.
03:08Oh, my God.
03:10Oh, my God.
03:12She's doing that.
03:13What do you call that?
03:14Ribbon dancing or whatever?
03:16Ribbon dancing like Cirque du Soleil crap.
03:18Her vag is spread so wide open, you can almost see her lot tonsils.
03:25And look at King Dick over here.
03:27Can we make the pictures bigger?
03:29Look.
03:29Oh, that is a shame.
03:31Look at these people.
03:33Holy crap, this is.
03:35Go to the right.
03:36Don't miss that guy on the right with that.
03:38Yeah, right there.
03:39That's a lady.
03:39Oh, that's a lady.
03:40That's a lady.
03:41That's that lady, isn't it?
03:43Look at the.
03:44Well, that's a tiny little guy, but that's a lady.
03:48Jesus, God, how many rolls?
03:51Isn't that Brenda?
03:52Isn't that Brenda?
03:54Oh, my God.
03:54Why do these people want to be new?
03:57Oh, that's the guy.
03:58Sunglasses, right?
03:58Yeah.
03:59Look at that guy right there to the right.
04:02Oh, my God.
04:04Oh, my goodness.
04:04He's the gayest gay man alive.
04:07Look at who is he next to.
04:09Hopefully.
04:10Is that a C-section star?
04:12Yeah, it is.
04:12Yeah.
04:13Jesus, who did her operation?
04:15It was a long time ago, Dave.
04:17Whose walker is this?
04:18Listen, these guys are gross.
04:20Look at this old guy.
04:22But these vaginas that we are checking out.
04:24Oh, my God.
04:25This is a nightmare.
04:27A disaster.
04:27If you've ever wanted to be a nudist, go to webearall.org and check out the gallery.
04:33You'll never want to be a nudist again.
04:35Yeah, they will.
04:36They just love this.
04:37They can't help it.
04:38You cannot ever want to be seen with these people.
04:43Oh, my Jesus.
04:46Oh, look at the chick on the left.
04:48She's big.
04:49Oh, my God.
04:50It's Halloween party.
04:51Look at the guy.
04:53Look at the guy on the left.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56He's three foot tall.
04:57He's the tiniest man ever.
04:59He's a midget nudist.
05:01Holy shoot.
05:03That's what I wanted you to say.
05:04I've never seen a midget nudist who looks like they're from a classic rock band.
05:08Is that the same guy, though?
05:12Is that the skydiving guy?
05:14I don't know.
05:15No, he's too old, that mansion man.
05:19Is he in a hole?
05:20No.
05:22No, he's standing straight up.
05:24He's just standing there.
05:25Yep.
05:25Oh, my God.
05:26That is the tiniest nudist man I've ever seen.
05:32It's everything I thought that a Wisconsin nudist colony was going to be.
05:38It's way worse than I thought it could ever be.
05:40Look at this.
05:40Oh, my God.
05:41Oh, my goodness.
05:43Oh, my damn.
05:44There's the midget.
05:46He's at every gathering.
05:47Oh, no.
05:48Jesus, you guys.
05:49This is insanely horrible.
05:52Okay, so the midget's down there.
05:54Yes.
05:54Is his brother the cool guy?
05:57How would you know?
05:59They have a kind of a similar look to them in the face.
06:02This is one of the worst things we've ever seen, and that says a lot.
06:07That says a lot.
06:09Oh, my God.
06:10Don't touch me.
06:11I'm naked.
06:11Does he?
06:12Where'd it go?
06:13Well, the far left, he has nothing there either.
06:15Oh, look at the far left, Lise.
06:17What?
06:18Look at the far left.
06:20Yeah, yeah.
06:22What?
06:22The far left.
06:24I don't understand.
06:25I don't understand.
06:26His looks like a vagina.
06:27Has it been removed?
06:28No.
06:29It's micro.
06:30No.
06:30There's not a penis there.
06:32Yes, there is.
06:32There is no penis there.
06:34He's standing there so confidently.
06:37There's no dick there.
06:37I don't see a dick.
06:39He doesn't care.
06:40It's inside.
06:40Look at, he's got a big smile.
06:41I don't see.
06:41No, there is none there, you guys.
06:43No.
06:43Show me the dick.
06:45Okay.
06:45Take control of the mouse and show me where that dick is.
06:48No, I mean, it's in there.
06:49It's there.
06:50It's not there.
06:51There's nothing there.
06:54Ryan, do you see a wiener?
06:55I don't see one.
06:58Maybe they're talking for the photo.
07:02Wow.
07:03Where's that guy?
07:04That's a tiny one.
07:05That's one.
07:06That guy's got a string around his.
07:10People are wacky, dude.
07:12That's crazy.
07:12I don't know what's going on with their genitals.
07:14Are they in tights?
07:18No.
07:18Is that guy in tights?
07:20Oh, I don't know.
07:20And so is he?
07:21I want to be under his gut.
07:23Are they in some kind of ghetto?
07:25I don't know what's going on.
07:26And what is the one woman that has something on doing there?
07:28I don't know.
07:29She doesn't seem like she fits into the group.
07:31She's in the best shape.
07:32That lady has googly eyes on her boobs.
07:35I was trying to figure that out.
07:36Yeah.
07:36Yeah.
07:36Okay.
07:37Yeah.
07:38Can we see that big fella somewhere else?
07:43Oh, my God.
07:45Is that a lady, man?
07:47Is that the big fella in the back there?
07:49What's going on in that?
07:50I don't know what that is.
07:51I don't know what that is.
07:53I think that's Iggy Pop.
07:55But with like a growth.
07:57Like a stomach growth.
07:59A teratoma?
08:01It's almost, yeah, something's going on there.
08:04Here come Johnny and again.
08:09Webearall.org slash media gallery.
08:12You've got to check.
08:13This is, it's hard to believe some of these images.
08:17Oh.
08:19Holy low hangers.
08:22Oh, there.
08:23She freed him up here.
08:23There's that lady.
08:24Oh, yeah, no, she's part of the group.
08:26Yep.
08:26She doesn't belong.
08:28She does not belong.
08:29She is by far the most attractive person we've ever seen.
08:31I'm just going to go in on this one for a second to let you see.
08:34That's me on the right.
08:37Stop.
08:42Oh, Ryan, I hope.
08:44Oh, lucky.
08:46That's, ah, the people you'd never want to see naked are always the ones you see naked.
08:52And they're skydiving.
08:53Happy New Year.
08:54I don't know what's happening here.
08:56Even imagine you, you say to somebody, hey, I got some big New Year's plans for us.
09:02Don't tell them.
09:05It's so gross.
09:06Are you surprised the police bring him here?
09:08It's so disgusting.
09:10This whole scene.
09:12I missed a few minutes of the show, but as soon as I got back in the truck, I hear
09:15Dave
09:15saying, show me where that dick is.
09:18What the hell?
09:19Yeah.
09:19I mean, you couldn't see it.
09:21I don't know.
09:22It's not there.
09:26I just can't.
09:27It almost seems like they have some kind of pants on.
09:30But why?
09:32I don't.
09:32His is out.
09:33His is out.
09:35Where's theirs?
09:39It doesn't make sense.
09:41It does look like nylons, which makes it even weirder.
09:43Oh, yeah.
09:44Men in nylons.
09:46Someone said, I did naked skydiving.
09:48The wind burn on your balls is intense.
09:52I bet.
09:53You see what happens to people's cheeks when they're going down?
09:55Imagine what that does to your, like your balls would spread to the side.
10:00Mine are all, my balls are almost like a parachute.
10:05Look at that man.
10:06He's got no chute.
10:06It would kind of slow me down a bit.
10:12Like, there's one of those animals.
10:13Those are like the, the raccoons.
10:15What are they not the raccoons?
10:16The squirrels?
10:16One of those things they throw up in the air and then they.
10:18The flying squirrels or whatever?
10:20Yeah, a flying squirrel.
10:20That's what it looks like.
10:21Like a bat wing.
10:24That's not good.
10:26I don't want that.
10:28So you do, they tandem skydive with someone, like a regular skydiver, right?
10:34Yeah, they have to.
10:34So they have to have like a nude person in front of them.
10:39That's a bad job.
10:40That is a bad job.
10:41Oh, I just realized the guy's got nipple piercings and the one that's all taped up.
10:46He's a good as a blade.
10:47Oh, this one here?
10:48Yeah.
10:49He, I, my guess is, do you think that the black girl is with the guy on the left or
10:56with the gay guy?
10:58I don't know.
10:59I don't know.
10:59I don't know.
11:00Are they coupling up?
11:01Because I think, I think he's with her in the other photos sitting next to each other.
11:06Why else would she be there?
11:08She has to know someone.
11:09They're sitting together.
11:10Well, kind of.
11:11He's kind of kneeling behind her and no, nothing's dangling.
11:15Well, he's got no dangle.
11:18So how did none of these guys have dicks?
11:21I don't, that's not the first one.
11:24Oh, no.
11:25I don't ever want to be caught with my pants down and in the, in the state of that man
11:31in the Yu-Gi-Oh t-shirt or whatever he's wearing.
11:34Yeah.
11:35If I get caught in a pose like that.
11:37Oh, man.
11:38Oh, boy.
11:39Oh, no.
11:40Take the picture.
11:41Yeah.
11:42Hurry up.
11:45That is not a masculine pose.
11:46Oh, no.
11:47At least be this guy.
11:48At least.
11:49Is there someone in like a wheelchair in the back that's being cut off?
11:53Well, there was someone in a walker in the other one.
11:55Like over there.
11:57They cater to all, doesn't matter, right?
12:00People are brave.
12:01Go back one.
12:02Don't you think they're brave?
12:03This midget with a skullet is still blowing my mind.
12:06Oh, this guy.
12:07This, there.
12:08This guy has a little.
12:09Look at that old guy in the back who he's sitting.
12:11Look at the guy on the left really taking it all in.
12:15I'm sorry.
12:16You don't think.
12:17And then there's one guy with a Christmas sweater on.
12:18Yeah.
12:19What is happening?
12:21No, that's not a C-section scar.
12:23That is.
12:23She's got a tattoo of like a.
12:25A thistle of the valley or something.
12:27Maybe she's covering the scar.
12:29Maybe.
12:30Can you go back one?
12:32Because I think that the chubby man with the no penis might have made a.
12:37No, no.
12:38Before this guy.
12:40One before.
12:42Isn't that that dude?
12:43This is the no penis.
12:44That's the guy in the middle, right?
12:47No, no, no.
12:48Like.
12:48Oh, my God, you guys.
12:50I'm so sick of looking at these.
12:51Oh, you're going back.
12:53Oh, that one.
12:55You'll never find it.
12:56Yes, you will.
12:57Oh, my God.
12:59One more.
13:00There.
13:01There.
13:02What?
13:03Who?
13:03The guy's straight in the middle.
13:04Straight in the middle.
13:05That's him, right?
13:06And you can see his penis down there.
13:07This one?
13:08Yeah.
13:08That's the same guy.
13:09That's the same guy.
13:12I don't like that.
13:13I can't keep it together.
13:14Oh, man.
13:14This guy?
13:15Yeah.
13:16Yeah, that's him.
13:17So he has a penis.
13:18Mm-hmm.
13:19Apparently.
13:20It's there, but it's.
13:22Oh, look at his tiny.
13:25Oh, well.
13:26I mean, I'm not going to talk, but.
13:28This is the reality of what most people look like in society when you take their clothes
13:33off.
13:34This is it.
13:35Oh, man.
13:36Yeah, you're right.
13:37I mean, listen.
13:38You can't see.
13:39If I got nude right now, you guys would be like, disgusting.
13:41You can't see her vag because her belly flap is covering it.
13:45Yeah.
13:45Yeah, she's saggy.
13:47It's like a bat's wing.
13:49It's not great.
13:53The black guy's like, I'm doing just fine.
13:57Oh, this is.
13:58Oh, my God.
13:58She's got a cast and flip flops.
13:59Oh, don't make me zoom in on their feet.
14:01Oh, don't make me zoom in on their feet.
14:03I'm zooming in, Chuck.
14:05Oh, God.
14:07Oh, look at it.
14:08Nudis is endless.
14:09And he's touching himself.
14:11And he has the tiniest wiener you've ever seen in your life.
14:14He is touching it, isn't he?
14:14It's a button.
14:16He is touching it.
14:18Oh, God.
14:18Look at the suspender guy.
14:20That man with the growth freaks me out.
14:22No, Iggy Pop is, I think it might be a lady.
14:26I thought it was.
14:27I think it's a lady.
14:27I think, look at the hair.
14:28Is it like almost malnutrition when you're distended like that in the stomach?
14:32What's going on down there, though?
14:34Zoom in.
14:35I can't.
14:36I don't want to.
14:39It's a lady.
14:40That's a lady.
14:41Is that?
14:41What?
14:42It's like a turkey gobble.
14:43No, something's going on there, right?
14:47She's going to a doctor.
14:49Candy, candy, candy, candy, I can't let you go.
14:55No.
14:56No.
14:57Oh, no.
14:57Look at this one.
14:58Oh, my goodness.
14:59Dear God.
15:00Good God.
15:01I can't imagine me putting on my little hoodie behind me and then just walking around getting
15:06an Indiana Jones hat.
15:09I've got all the stuff.
15:12I've got all the stuff.
15:30It's a thimble.
15:31It's a thimble.
15:31This is still a mystery of the day.
15:33What is that alien vagina?
15:36I don't know.
15:39I've got to try and forget about all this.
15:40I know you do, Lisa.
15:41It's tough.
15:42Wipe it from my brain.
15:43Remember.
15:44Remember to forget.