00:00This is an absolute disaster. I have never seen worse eyeliner.
00:09Hey guys, welcome back to another vlog on Refinery29. I've got my brother Robbie here. Hey, as you know from
00:16the title of the video
00:17This video is my brother does my makeup. Robbie doesn't really know what he's doing. Yeah, to be clear
00:26Shocker alert never done makeup before so we went out to the drugstore
00:31We bought about $90 worth of makeup. All drugstore makeup. Is that a lot? Is that not a lot?
00:37It's kind of a lot, but we're gonna do a nice little before shot and then we'll do an after
00:45All right, what do we got first? First we've got a good old-fashioned Superstay full coverage foundation up to
00:5324 hours
00:55Hmm
00:57Can you let me hold it?
01:00We've got a CYO
01:03Is that how you say it?
01:04eyeshadow palette
01:11We've got a happy physician's formula happy booster glow and mood boosting blush. This looks nice
01:20Check it out
01:22Check it. We've got some mega plush Maybelline
01:28Volume
01:30Mascara
01:30There you go
01:32Cream
01:33Contour palette light to medium
01:36True complexion
01:38This is so I can draw lines on your face and make you look like you're gone
01:41True match super blendable concealer for all Lucy's pimples. Ooh
01:47That's for the lips
01:48Last but not least liquid eyeliner by black radiance
01:53So as
01:54um
01:54Everyone knows of course you've got to start with the foundation
01:58Because it is the foundation upon which the beautiful
02:03Masterpiece of a face is built upon correct upon which it's built upon
02:11Is this normal?
02:13Okay
02:13Maybe a little around the chin
02:23Or a little bit social
02:24Now we're gonna just
02:25This is very heavy
02:33actually no no you're looking pretty smooth according to this i'm looking whiter than a
02:39ghost all right next up we've got the contour i'm scared me too don't worry say a prayer for me
02:52boom perfect
02:59maybe like up there nice
03:06do you believe this
03:11it's a wee bit more contour right around the cheekbones you know you didn't think this was
03:16enough i brought you a beauty blender because i don't know how you're going to blend this otherwise
03:21so you just want to work with the the the natural contours of the face
03:27to give it a nice extenuated
03:32accentuated accentuated accentuated no accentuated accentuated no accentuated
03:45let me see face me
03:49oh good god here's a brow thing if you want to fill in my brows you read my mind
04:02nice oh yeah that looks good okay this is going to be really dark good look
04:14okay that's it with the bronzer yeah that is more than enough i would say plenty
04:20tart
04:23just a little pop of of blush right oh yeah
04:30come here are you going to blend that don't worry about it it looks worse in the camera that it
04:36does in your life i'm telling you all right we'll give it a little blend oh with the beauty blender
04:44the black radiance waterproof liquid eyeliner pray for her eyes good luck why do your cheeks look so
04:53crazy in the mirror because this is what they look like what do you mean all right we're gonna give
04:58you a nice cat eye which eye do you want first the far one okay
05:13it looks really terrible good job this is just not all it's cracked up to be
05:30let's take a look
05:34so i could fix that wait how are you supposed to i don't understand oh wait i should have done
05:39your eyeshadow first right um probably oh well thanks for telling me i was letting you fly
05:45all right we're gonna do a nice light purple shadow
05:55okay okay okay let's do a little bit of the darker one
06:01last thing oh gosh we're gonna take a little bit of the gold
06:06mm-hmm what are you gonna do with that you just a little little like inner eye
06:14cool situation oh how did you know this i've just i've seen it here and there
06:19around the block are you watching makeup tutorials all right update is face maybe like looks a little
06:25dirty but it's all dirty but it's fine eyes a little sloppy
06:34what huge chunk
06:39great feels really moist okay next time okay next time
06:51it smells like fruit is that normal yeah it feels like you're outside of the line although i can't tell
07:10it's just a masterpiece hello
07:18hmm i'm gonna be honest i think your lip work looks pretty good thank you
07:27it's all about drawing the lines you know okay don't mess them up michael just got home
07:32what do you think it's definitely a lot to handle i mean from this distance it's not you look kind
07:38of
07:38like a doll yeah i think it could be well suited for like broadway
07:44i said oliver given the dirt you know there's a few angles that don't look so bad like this one
07:52looks
07:52okay this one not so much this one not the best cheeks look a little rouged like a little bit
08:00too
08:01too much contouring and i don't know if it just looks like this in the camera but this is how
08:06it
08:06looks i'm looking at myself right now and it looks like right here is really dark i think the eyebrows
08:11look very natural and normal good job all right moving on to the eyes this is a disaster this is
08:19an
08:19absolute disaster i have never seen worse eyeliner or a shadow the mascara is fine but really what is
08:28mascara on an eye that looks like this i think the nose contour is fine looking good and then the
08:35lips
08:36not bad but a little bit large for my face overall it's not that bad for a first time makeup
08:45artist
08:46so i have to say good job bro thank you this is it my brother did my makeup
08:55nothing he is 28 he's available for artist sessions if anyone's looking for him
09:02if you have a wedding coming up or a birthday he's i will make you look like a clown free
09:08for free
09:09love you love you don't kiss me no oh gotcha right in the beard
