00:00It's the cookie jar brought to you by Moran Chevrolet. It's big opinions on ridiculous questions
00:06First one is the customer always right? No
00:09No, having owned a business. No the customer sometimes they read things wrong or they're just wrong
00:16They want something that you are not offering or something that's not possible
00:20But it's a matter of how you talk to them. You want to make them believe
00:26They're right, but it's sometimes that's an impossibility
00:30But no, they're not always right. Yeah. No, I agree with you. I wrote down. No, but yes
00:35They should feel like they're heard. Yes, so it is how you how you talk to them. Yes
00:40Greg
00:42Sure, sure. Yeah, I mean I can't add anything better than that
00:45Tom is the customer always right? No
00:48Especially in this day and age where people try to scam things and stuff and say I paid for something
00:52and
00:52And they didn't I witnessed a few weeks ago somebody saying they disputing what pizza they ordered
01:00Oh, really and the person had to literally show them the receipt said this is what you ordered
01:04I mean
01:06Yeah
01:07Yeah, come on way
01:07Yeah, man bun man by Mike
01:10Absolutely not. I mean we've always seen karens in the wild. Yeah, usually those are the customers. We don't want
01:15to deal with right
01:16It doesn't have to be a karen
01:17It could be a chad
01:19It could be a chad
01:21Those are just hanging on
01:23No, the customer is not always right. You can't please everybody and if you start trying to please every single
01:27person that comes in the door
01:28You have no brand. You have no standard
01:31Sometimes you tell people you're wrong
01:33You did order extra olives on your pizza deal with it. Yeah
01:36Mm-hmm
01:37Clean sweep. I'm sorry, jim. I don't do this often. That's a bad cookie truck question
01:42I thought we'd get some fun answers. Yikes. All right. Well, see if I can wait till we get to
01:46the end
01:46Oh, yeah, the brain teaser
01:49Sure
01:50I want my brain teased on friday
01:54Who's the lions mvp? Is it golf? Is it gibbs? Is it somebody else?
01:57Um, i'm gonna go off the reservation here just a little bit and say it's juice scrugs
02:02And it's juice scrugs because yes, i'm an offensive lineman. Oh, it must be an offensive. No
02:06This is an offense that operates best in both the run and the pass when juice is in there
02:13He is the one that gives the ball to golf every time
02:16So without him no offense goes anywhere without him gibbs doesn't go anywhere
02:20He has been the the linchpin up front that has really taken this offense to another level
02:27He's not going to get the credit for how good he has been we've we've celebrated them
02:32But I think right now is golf or gibbs as good without juice
02:38Oh
02:40No, one would be able to even snap the ball. Yes, we understand that someone's got to play center
02:45John. I do appreciate you going off the board and out of the box. That's a good one
02:49I will say it is jameer gibbs
02:51What they like to do is establish the run running the football and I think
02:55John you and tj make great points about his running style
02:59He is great quickly getting the ball quickly in between the tackles a great crease runner
03:06Get that crease open for making they make explosive plays tom
03:09It's jared got because of this defense and I know that's simple, but the quarter they need a
03:14Stug quarterback. He's 15 to 1 td to ints. I would pick gibbs except he doesn't have the explosives
03:20And golf has had the explosives and he'd have more jamell could catch
03:25Mike
03:26It's golf golf almost has 2 000 yards already
03:30Uh, you can replace running backs gibbs is a great running back, but who you replacing them with I mean
03:36running backs are
03:38Somewhat of a dime a dozen gibbs is at the top of the list, but if you don't have jared
03:43golf
03:43You're probably oh and eight
03:46I'm gonna say jameer gibbs because the play action passes set up with a dynamic rusher while gibbs doesn't have
03:51the big explosives
03:52He's number one in the nfl in first downs by a hefty margin. He moves the sticks. He keeps you
03:57on the field
03:58Tommy keeps your defense off the field
04:00It's gibbs still banging that drum for office player of the year, aren't you? It's absolutely
04:05Uh, next question. It is national nacho day. Oh, wow
04:09Love nachos. What's the best part of a nacho plate queso cheese and and it so you can have a
04:16mixture of cheeses, but I believe the best
04:19Queso it'll make or break the nachos
04:21It needs to have a little spice to it
04:24And heather this will be outside of what you would be wanting in it
04:28But maybe a little chorizo some meat a meat component in that cheese
04:31And then you can also sprinkle a little shredded cheese on top
04:35You can never have too much cheese on your nachos. I knew you were gonna say cheese
04:39And I think that's probably what a lot of people would say, but I don't really love cheese. So for
04:44me, it's the chips
04:46So you just give me chips. I don't even need the cheese
04:48Just give me chips. Then it's not nachos. I know. Yeah, then it's just chips
04:52I like like I just want like a teeny little bit of cheese a teeny bit
04:56What else are on your nachos? Nothing plain chips. Oh, that's like no salad dressing on salad
05:01Right, yeah cheese, but I don't want a ton of cheese jalapenos. No
05:05Can I get the nacho platter, but hold everything and just give me the chips you put french fries on
05:10them
05:11No, but i'd rather have fries than chips. You put ketchup on it on my nachos. Yeah
05:16No, she took a second to consider
05:18It's nacho day. It's my day. Um, i'm gonna agree with the heather. It's the vehicle itself
05:24It is the chip. You need a good sturdy chip to hold all of the fixings that you want on
05:30them
05:30The beef the cheese the jalapenos the the cheese is what holds it together
05:35It is the glue of nachos tom
05:37So i'm gonna answer this a little bit differently instead of picking a specific part
05:41I'm gonna say the variety of a nacho in general whichever way you like it is the ultimate appetizer and
05:48ultimate share food
05:50Mike what makes a good nacho is layering if you eat the top and it's just plain chips at the
05:57bottom
05:57It's not a good nacho. I agree bingo
05:59Yep, somebody wants to know who mike is is he a I?
06:03Wow that voice
06:07He's not a I
06:09Yeah, my answer was cheese. We'll keep it rolling here. Uh, what's more likely to have happen the upset of
06:14the lions or the upset of the michigan wolverines?
06:18I think it's probably the upset of michigan
06:22Only because I don't trust their offense to do much of anything. I do trust the defense
06:27Although we did see last weekend even though it was a smith snowden slip and it was just out of
06:31a gap for a 50 yard run
06:33um
06:34I I think that weird things happen in this rivalry and it's more likely that something weird happens and they
06:42would
06:42You know drop a game to michigan state than I think it is for miami to upset the lions heather
06:48I don't know
06:50Lions pick one. It's like the two grand slam just
06:56I'm gonna say the lions any given sunday, etc. etc.
07:00I don't feel great about michigan as a whole right there doing right now. It's a program
07:05Tom
07:05This is impossible to answer, but I I'm gonna say the lions. It is a trap game and I just
07:11I'm michigan state's so injured
07:14I don't think these intent intangibles of the rivalry matter
07:18Mike
07:19I think it's the lions
07:20Uh, my brother is a 20 year alum from michigan state and I think he may be starting at quarterback
07:26So 20 years to graduate. Yeah, no. Well, no
07:31He's a smart guy, but I'm picking the lions because like I said, my brother might be starting at quarterback
07:35at machine state this week
07:36I say your little brother
07:39Big brother man. Oh
07:44I think the dolphins are more likely to pull it off
07:47They're not down to third stringers across the board
07:51Uh, what happens if pinocchio says my nose will grow?
07:56Um, does it grow but then he lied
08:01And then his nose grows if he lies
08:02So my my answer to this is wtf
08:06I say his nose grows no matter what what happens the truth and it grows or he lies and it
08:11grows because he lied, right?
08:13Every time he tells a lie his nose grows, right?
08:15So if he's lying it grows and if he's telling the truth it will grow if it grows he didn't
08:18lie
08:19No, but it still will grow because he said it will grow
08:22But then he's not lying
08:23I know but i'm taking his truth for what it is and it's gonna grow no matter what
08:29Greg understands
08:31I understand the concept of the question. Here's what i'll say
08:34The statement can be predictive
08:37The packers will beat the patriots. The lions will beat the dolphins if they're wrong
08:43They didn't necessarily lie. Therefore the nose won't grow
08:47The second thing is is there an unsaid parathetical here?
08:52My nose will grow
08:53Parathetical when I lie that goes on said
08:58Therefore his nose will not grow and condolences to mrs. Pinocchio
09:02Tom what
09:04Just happened
09:08We lost tom his brain broke
09:10What was that?
09:12Mike what happens if Pinocchio says my nose will grow will it grow?
09:16This was my favorite question if it's pinocchio and his nose grows and he is pinocchio
09:22And he tells you his nose go is going to grow. It's not going to grow
09:26Because he's telling the truth
09:28But then if he lies his nose grows
09:29No, because he did he's telling the truth. He's saying i'm pinocchio
09:33Yes, and his nose is not growing so he
09:37It's the truth. I don't think i've ever wanted to swear more in my life
09:40I know I just that's why I had to go with the abbreviation like this one just totally made my
09:45head explode
09:45I don't get the point of this question real quick palate cleanser
09:49We'll end on something a little lighter a little a little more fun
09:51Jason sudeikis is the guest picker for game day. It's notre dame and miami
09:55Should he make the picks as ted lasso? Yes or no john? Oh 100% and he needs to give
10:00a little bit of a
10:01It's coaching philosophy in it as well. Yeah, for sure. Absolutely. Yes
10:07Clean sweep
10:08I guess that was a bad question. Yeah bookend
10:12What happens if pinocchio says my nose will grow?
10:15Would love to get feedback on that and I really do want to know which fan base is on upset
10:20alert
10:20Is it the lions or is it the wolverines? It's 97 one
