00:00all right it's the moment of truth for my futuristic 30 second toothbrush let's bring
00:11people up to speed i think about like two and a half years ago i found a kickstarter yes online
00:17i was i was researching like automatic toothbrush i wanted a magical future device that i could put
00:23in my mouth and it would brush all my teeth at the same time and i'd be instantly done
00:2710 seconds and save my day right right the george jetson lifestyle yes i wanted just super futuristic
00:34grooming products yeah uh so i'm like this kickstarter shows up it's something that can
00:39brush your teeth in seconds it gets every it brushes every tooth at once yes supposed to be
00:45incredible top and bottom right uh top and bottom yeah and so i'm like well i'll support your
00:50kickstarter damn right i will yeah because i want one of them things yep you want the future now so i
00:55support they they kept giving updates oh production has been slowed over back to the drawing board i'm
01:00like oh god i may not get this and then like a year later it just stopped and i assume well i've just
01:06wasted my money on a futuristic kickstarter which is like half a kickstarter right yeah we brought it up
01:12a couple of weeks ago for some reason i remembered about it and then two days later the word is world
01:19is weird i get a text saying it's shipped yeah yeah yeah i just wonder if that was like the power
01:26of the old show here i don't know i don't know i don't know they hear us in asia which i'm which is
01:31obvious where this came from oh yeah oh because the more i read it i'm like uh-oh oh because first of
01:37all it says genviga massage no not a genviga massage and protection 360 degree toothbrush automatic
01:46brushing for 30 seconds blu-ray whitening blu-ray like your your blu-ray player that's probably
01:52just how they're trying to put it in english terms for you yeah for your small english
01:55speaking brain to understand this fake dentist seal dentist recommended best oh no oh dave what did
02:01you buy that's not gonna try that are you and it's in like what looks like an iphone box it does
02:07i mean the box impressed me until i read it closely dude this thing is sketchy dude i'm gonna tell you
02:14fully automatic brushing for 30 seconds healthy infrared protection gums no not healthy
02:20dave you can't try this optional voice warm reminder no not an optional voice warm reminder
02:27what does that mean i don't know what does that mean you guys i don't know here we go
02:30the plastic is 100 cancer oh it's that's a lot of asian lettering here
02:35yeah let's see how do you oh use steps use steps is what they say the first step
02:43and the parallel hole on the fuselage braces were power shot
02:47this is like me every time i get something from the wish it installed in place so here's the device
02:57let me see this device okay okay so there's one goes on top one goes on bottom it says use toothpaste
03:04mousse oh no so how are you gonna get more of this mousse into baces into what baces so the bit into
03:13the into the braces maybe can use ordinary toothpaste okay wet the mouth tray put into mouth upper and
03:21lower teeth gently with a laviator toothbrush is escalated 63 times per minute oh no here i go
03:29will this be a magical experience or will i lose some teeth it's silicone so it's not gonna rip my
03:34can can you start it right now so we can see what it
03:37oh my goodness so dave when you put this in your mouth and you feel your teeth starting to get
03:46ripped out make sure you look right into the camera yeah so we get that shot from the peep show please
03:50probably that one no yeah the one that's facing right towards you oh my gosh sounds like a musical
03:58device it's like a synth yeah all right we're ready got a synth wave okay is it even gonna fit your
04:05teeth uh i think so i think i should know okay three two one
04:12i don't think it's doing anything yeah probably not it doesn't look like it's doing anything is
04:19there brush bristles or anything it's just it's just vibrating i thought it'd be spinning there's
04:25nothing happening it's not it's just vibrating our truth i think they might have refashioned a sex toy
04:31dude oh no you have a sex toy in your mouth also there's no twisting of anything it's just
04:39little bristles it's supposed to be just a whitening thing is it just for whitening your teeth
04:45it's not brushing anything it's just bristles that are vibrating so artificial
04:52does the direction say that no they say this isn't really a time saver dude they can't they
04:59can't create jetson's toothbrush technology not yet they don't have you know what's not doing
05:03anything i mean spreading the cancer all over his teeth yeah yep how's it taste by the way yeah
05:09probably you probably should have rinse that sucker out
05:14what dirty asian fingers were touching that thing enjoy that oh my god i didn't even think
05:24about like oh my god did you wash it yeah corona because you know that that thing is being made
05:29in the same factory as dongers and vibrators no ah i dropped it again why don't we take a vibrator
05:36oh my god did you hear about todd what happened to him he died from a corona virus no
05:41uh-oh it had to come all the way from asia i think they refashioned a bullet put a mouth guard
05:46on it a bullet well you can always try you put it in next time you're having sex and see if it
05:52makes a difference oh my god yeah one of those bullet vibrators huge fail yeah i assumed that was
05:57the bullet you were talking about yeah that's what i meant my toothbrush of the future is a huge fail
06:01yeah very disappointed oh man so sad i know you were excited about that i'm super sad the future just
06:07isn't here yet i'm really concerned i got some sort of deadly disease
06:10oh god i can't believe you didn't rinse it out
06:14i mean oh i didn't even think of it i thought well first time i use it has to be on the show
06:18but i really should have prepared more oh well oh well there we go live and learn whatever i
06:23learn hopefully whatever i get from some sort of wet market i got that's it the mantra of the
06:28show should have prepared more yeah i'm sure that was prepared in the back of a wet market
06:33all right
