00:00anybody's eyes just like go bad within like six months like all of a sudden you almost can't see
00:10has that ever happened to anybody i mean i feel like i should say yes to make you feel better
00:14please make me feel better is this an old old thing getting old well i was worried about making
00:19you feel bad i'm starting to think i'm starting to hope that is the reason why because i get on
00:24like webmd and i see a bunch of other reasons and i'm like man what's a so this saturday my wife's
00:28like you have to go get an eye appointment when you look at your phone it hurts me when to watch
00:33you she doesn't make all these crazy faces you know i'm like bending down and eyes are all going
00:37crazy you do squint a lot oh gosh especially when i try to show you stuff because i just want to show
00:42you funny memes and stuff sometimes and and then i'm like oh he can't even see it he'll be like yeah
00:48and then he's like i can't that actually is that's an act because the memes aren't funny so i pretend
00:51like i can't see them so i'm just trying to make you feel better that's what it is that's a little
00:55different no more memes for you no just kidding your memes are great but what happened is is so
00:59i went to the dollar store and i bought these little like readers for a dollar right not bad
01:04for a dollar huh mark you know the show is doing okay we can go somewhere besides the dollar store
01:09to get you some glasses i like i got five kids the dollar store is my church i feel like what
01:15denomination are you i was like one dollar denomination but anyway so i uh i got these things
01:22and i think they're working against me now because i don't think you should be like i just use them as
01:25regular glasses so everything's bigger yeah they're just magnifying glasses they're not actually glasses
01:31so i go to this place on saturday my wife my wife sets me up an eye exam on saturday thanks and i walk
01:38in and the lady's like yeah she's like your eyes are really bad 2030 they stopped giving driver's
01:44license at 2040 like i'm like what no come on this can't be that bad so i walk out okay i walk out
01:50eye exam and it's one of these places where you get the exam but then they'll also sell you glasses
01:54right there oh they always do that why didn't you warn me so i go sit i go sit in the thing i was busy
02:00looking at memes obviously that was good so i go sit there and the girl's like yeah she's like you
02:06know you should try these frames on these and we can get these glasses made like a couple hours no
02:10problem we got the prescription everything like that so 30 minutes later i'm sitting there and she's
02:15like well here you go this is the frames you like this and that here's your total she hands
02:20me the total and i was like well i do know my eyes are bad i was like but i think the decimal
02:25point's in the wrong spot and then i thought about what a scam to like give a guy with terrible eyes
02:31a price like that because you don't know what's going on six hundred and eighty dollars what did
02:36you get the gucci dude yeah would you get the special leopard print one i couldn't read what they
02:42were like i mean that's the whole thing is you can't read like what it is oh i think it was like
02:47there was there was gucci there was i don't know names oakley's i mean you know oh fancy mark
02:54yeah but mark ain't fancy i don't you know what i mean i don't need what i don't need that so you're
03:00just still rocking the dollar store ones you refuse my shirt today it has a palm tree it says buenos
03:04dios on it you think i need a pair of gucci's dude i got you dude i got you
03:09what how would that look look at me i look like i just walked out of a thrift store and i'm fine
03:14with that i'm fine with that i like the shirt thanks where's that from the dollar store as well
03:19probably i don't know i actually stole this from my 12 year old we wear the same size
03:23oh man you gotta go to costco man get the three pack 12.99 it's prescription i don't know
03:31see that's the problem nobody really knows shirts the costco shirts
03:35the shirts or prescription shirts they don't sell bulks they don't sell bulk glasses
03:41600 glasses would you would you ever no absolutely not and and for melanie to say no that's something
03:49because you're into designers and decorating and all this you know i'm rocking the same
03:53outdated prescription glasses i mean i don't know where they are but i've never bought new ones
03:57uh i want to say like 120 and i got another pair free it was like i don't even want to pay that i
04:04think it's just because i just don't want glasses i don't want to pay 120 for that you want to see
04:08if my bonus pair work on your eyes man kevin would you pay what would you have much money
04:14buck you don't need glasses do you no you're lucky yeah 800-992-1099 i just want to talk to people
04:21like what's the biggest financial thing you got roped into but it all just happened within like
04:25minutes next thing you know you're holding a pair of glasses and they're like hey uh you want to
04:29pay cash or credit i'm like oh yeah well whatever how much are they six hundred dollars i was like
04:33oh here you go here's your glasses back i was like i actually looked at the lady i was like are you
04:36serious and she was yeah i was like well i have insurance and she's like oh it doesn't cover
04:40these glasses and i'm like of course not yeah of course all right texas 800-992-1099
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