00:01Hold on, hold on.
00:02I'm getting a phone call.
00:05Hello?
00:06Yes, sir.
00:10Guys, we have a problem.
00:13Can I keep my gun?
00:15In a second.
00:16Great! Okay, let's go!
00:34Man, this shit's hard.
00:37That's what she said.
00:42Oh, wait.
00:47Where's the target?
00:49You got eyes?
00:53It's over there.
00:54One, two, okay, you do have eyes.
00:55No, I have four eyes. I have one, two, three, four.
00:58Alright.
00:59Alright.
01:00Alright, let me count.
01:01Okay.
01:02Go, go, go. I'll cover you.
01:04Go, wait, go, wait!
01:11I used to be respected in my field.
01:19They won't notice.
01:23Fucking fuck.
01:25Who shot my cock?
01:27Oh, it's just going.
01:28Wait, I'm killed?
01:32Yeah.
01:33Oh.
01:35Huh.
01:37Now that.
01:41It's not my name is Derek.
01:43So, uh, what's your name again?
01:45Uh, Ethan.
01:46Ethan, here's Quinn, right?
01:47That house right there has got, like, a bunch of shit apparently.
01:51I think it's called.
01:52I think there's a bunch of shit in there.
01:53Yeah.
01:54How do we even do it here?
01:55Drug bus.
01:56Yeah, it is a drug bus.
01:58We're going to make himself a drug drug.
01:59Yeah, uh, captain said if we can get this done in five minutes, we'll get to keep most of the
02:03drugs.
02:04Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:05Yeah, let's go, gang!
02:06Get in there.
02:07I mean, Derek.
02:09It's Derek!
02:16It's The Microwave Head.
02:18Sit.
02:19Cock.
02:21Uh, uh, shoot.
02:23Uh, that one might be gay, and that one's a closet homosexual, but it doesn't matter, because they're all friends.
02:28No one told me it was going to be like this.
02:31They're all friends in the end, because this is The Microwave Head.
02:35Sick.
02:36What do you mean it's over?
02:37There's still, like, three verses on the page.
02:39Oh, God!
02:41Oh, SAN!
02:46Oh, that hit my ass.
02:49I didn't knock this over.
02:51Alright.
02:53It's locked.
02:54You guys ready?
02:54Bridge!
02:55Bridge!
02:58Go in, tinnies!
02:59Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
03:02Wait, no, wait, no.
03:03Wait, what?
03:04I'm here to go.
03:04I'm here to go.
03:06Oh, we're cutting wet, but we get...
03:08What the hell is that?
03:09It's a banana.
03:12Okay. You gotta find those drugs.
03:14Fast. You go that way.
03:16I'll go this way.
03:21Fucking banana.
03:24I don't know how you get your knuckleheads wet, but honestly I can probably do better by myself.
03:27Because more drugs would be like, you know what I'm saying?
03:39What the hell is that?
03:47How do you even...
03:49Did it come from over there?
03:52Where the fuck my gun go?
03:54Shit.
03:56It's over here.
03:58Who cares?
04:03God!
04:06Think there's no one in there?
04:08I guess I'll find out.
04:15There's a minion in there!
04:19Alright, let's go.
04:28I don't think there's a little drug, sorry.
04:35Oh.
04:36Oh.
04:38Man, stay on us!
04:40Cut.
05:02I don't want videos with me next to him on the internet
05:12you know one of these times I'm going to send him in he's going to get shot
05:16who are you talking to
05:22today might be my lucky day
05:25wouldn't it be nice if we were older today
05:29no eyes
05:31god
05:31I just wanted to put a banana pot if you need
05:38alright
05:40after a full marathon
05:43searching the kitchen
05:44no this is the kitchen
05:46searching the bathroom
05:47no that's the living
05:48after searching the bathroom
05:52in a full two-foot walk
05:59what was I doing
06:04oh yeah finding drugs
06:12hear that
06:16it's coffee but it's good enough it's a drug
06:20guys
06:21I think I found something
06:25oh
06:28these are the drugs
06:30no you fucking moron
06:32it's coffee
06:33well yeah but coffee's a drug
06:34yes but it's not an illegal drug
06:36we're looking for a legal drug
06:37uh why didn't I say that
06:41I'm not going to throw a drug on the house
06:43but coffee
06:43well like I mean
06:45we could
06:47come here for a second
06:48okay
06:52the
06:53intrusion of the
06:53microwave
06:53might be my theme
06:54phone gun
06:55and how this is not just a toy
06:57this is a lifestyle
06:58it's the greatest thing that's ever been made
07:00since
07:00the wheel
07:01the dildo
07:02the bible
07:03hey roger rules
07:04count the fornication
07:05stadium or acadium
07:06and I highly suggest you give this
07:08to your kids
07:09now
07:10I need someone
07:11to demonstrate this magnificent tool
07:13this lifestyle
07:14the greatest invention ever made
07:16I need someone
07:17to demonstrate this
07:18so I got my very special friend
07:20he forgot to wait
07:21wait
07:22wait no
07:22wait
07:23even that's an actual gun
07:29oh
07:36oh
07:36right
07:37right
07:37wait I forgot my gun
07:42I forgot my banana
07:43alright
07:44tell him to go that way
07:46Derek
07:46go that way
07:47Ethan
07:48go
07:50I'll search this way
07:53alright
07:53let's go
07:58Tia's
07:59still here
08:01time to finish this
08:06yo there's no
08:07stampetronic
08:09shit
08:14drugs
08:14we need to find drug
08:15Tia's
08:17there's no
08:18the
08:18okay nevermind
08:20we need to terror you
08:21we need to take terror you
08:23true
08:23okay
08:24listen
08:25yeah
08:25hang on
08:26I need to use my gun
08:26listen here
08:27hang on
08:28listen here
08:30we have some questions for you
08:32and can you pretty please
08:34pretty pretty please
08:36answer them
08:37okay good
08:38good
08:38I have a good
08:40boon drink
08:41so
08:42so how's your life
08:46pretty bad
08:46yeah
08:48listen I know that
08:49that Jordan died pretty young
08:51but
08:51listen man
08:52just because like
08:54just because
08:55Jordan died
08:57doesn't mean to stop
08:58after being dead
08:59cannot stop being dead
09:01yeah
09:01listen I know
09:02I know
09:03they have like
09:04erotic fantasies of him
09:05but like listen
09:06listen
09:07sometimes
09:08sometimes
09:09you just need to like
09:10find another guy
09:12like
09:13I don't know
09:14be horsey or something
09:16I don't know
09:17yeah
09:19find a new guy
09:19damn
09:20who's the man
09:25hearing this right
09:27what
09:27you're hearing this right
09:28what do you mean he's a frog
09:32you can't
09:33you can't fuck a frog
09:34what
09:36you guys find any drugs
09:39what are
09:40we're interrogating this guy
09:41we should find any drugs
09:44no
09:45oh
09:53what was I looking at
09:55well that was easier than expected
09:58let me go get some drugs
10:08I don't even like coffee
10:33how you like that
10:34two family guy references
10:35in one video
10:36let me go
10:36let me go
10:59You
