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00:01I'm going to remake my first Roblox video.
00:07Alright, first of all, let's pull up.
00:09Pull up that old video, shall we?
00:11And dust off that oldie.
00:12I'm gonna go to the oldest.
00:14Oh, not these ones.
00:16We can watch Flo's Club episode 1.
00:19Oh, my upload from 10 years ago from Geometry Dash failed with my expert Geometry Dash gameplay.
00:27There we go.
00:27Now we got the OG right here.
00:30Let's take a watch.
00:32Let's remake this bad boy.
00:33Welcome back to another video.
00:35Today, we're going to do our first Roblox video finally.
00:39Finally, bro.
00:40It took me 10 years to get on the Roblox, man.
00:44At the ripe age of 10 years old, it's finally took too long.
00:48First Roblox video.
00:49Here we go now.
00:51I wonder if there's that wallpaper on there.
00:53Hold on, I'm going to see if I can load that up.
00:54It wouldn't be a remake if I didn't get the OG wallpaper.
00:57Stamping Squid.
00:58What the heck did I just type?
01:00Yep, I found it.
01:01It looks a little deep fried.
01:03It looks like it was underwater, but hold on, hold on.
01:06We got to remake the wallpaper.
01:08We got to commit to the bit.
01:09Add new wallpaper.
01:10Come on, you can do it.
01:11Go to my photos, yep.
01:13Nope, nope.
01:13I don't want the pretty wallpaper.
01:14I want the stamping squid wallpaper that looks like it was recorded on Samsung.
01:21Nope.
01:22Keep, keep.
01:23It's getting to my business, man.
01:25And overbearing my iPad.
01:27No, I don't want the...
01:29You're not listening, bro.
01:31Recently saved.
01:32Add that one.
01:34There we go.
01:35Yeah, that's what we're talking about.
01:37There we go.
01:37We got the new wallpaper that's one pixel long.
01:40Yeah.
01:41There we go.
01:42Yeah, yeah.
01:44There we go.
01:45All right, now we're cooking.
01:46New main series.
01:48Um, and yeah.
01:49So what's going on?
01:50Survive a giant Pac-Man and other deadly disasters.
01:53Does that game still exist?
01:57What the fuck?
01:59Playing when I was a little man.
02:01Let's see.
02:01Let's see if we've still got a...
02:03Um.
02:04Oh yeah, I downloaded Minion Rush too just because I used to play that too.
02:07But I get the collection of all the old apps, all the old interests.
02:12Five Pac-Man.
02:14Pac-Man survival.
02:15Close enough.
02:17Don't prick Obby.
02:19Yo, they got the Pac-Man Ghostly Adventures.
02:21They got...
02:22Whoa, Pac-Man's looking freaky, man.
02:24Me, you b***h.
02:26I'm higher than Pac-Man.
02:27They got Pac-Man and, like, PS2 graphics, all right.
02:30I think I'm gonna play for my first ever video Roblox.
02:34Nope, not this.
02:35Nope, not that.
02:38Nope, not this.
02:39Nope, not that.
02:40It's the first Roblox video, guys.
02:41Stampy fan, I'm having lots of fun on this game.
02:45Stampy fan.
02:47Me too.
02:48I spelled too wrong.
02:50Okay, um.
02:51This is one.
02:52Yeah, puns.
02:52Stampy fan is, um.
02:54Um, a friend that was on Minecraft Xbox.
02:56Yeah, I'm not gonna doubt that.
02:57Courage, like it.
02:58Or Dockstone.
02:59Okay, uh, let's go and answer some games to play.
03:02I'm gonna be going to have some life in high school.
03:05All right, so I first played Roblox High School.
03:08I still have the headphones from that game.
03:10I used to make a bunch of videos on that game.
03:11I made some new machinimas on there in my later years doing Roblox.
03:15SHUT THE F*** UP!
03:16Let's go on Roblox High School.
03:18It's gonna be good.
03:19Roblox High School.
03:20I had the Enforcer Powers and everything.
03:22Me and Steel back in the day would go on that game.
03:24We'd be messing around as principal.
03:25It was really fun and though, you know,
03:27I guess it's still a little raw there.
03:29B next to my window.
03:31Missed the first Roblox video, guys.
03:33You guys hear this B?
03:38I have my mic on, right?
03:39I'm not done this in a while.
03:41Okay, I do.
03:42All right, well, I can't go on Roblox High School,
03:44so I guess I'll just show you guys the original map.
03:47I mean, you can't beat the original.
03:48There's always, you know, it's always good to try,
03:50but you can't beat the OG.
03:51A little bit.
03:54Years of being YouTube still might be the best YouTube video I ever made.
03:56I peaked very early.
03:58Cindering, you must have a lot of cinders.
04:00That's what happens when you make the first Roblox video.
04:02Not this one, not that one, but the first Roblox video.
04:05We'll play Hangout and make new friends.
04:07Wait, the game?
04:08Leave thumbs up and favorite.
04:10You got a thumbs up and favorite, guys.
04:12We used just a part of the video now.
04:13It's just gonna be the background noise.
04:15It's not gonna be the background noise.
04:16It's not gonna be the background noise.
04:16You're just gonna be hearing buzzer.
04:17Is there any athletes?
04:19Cheerleader?
04:20No!
04:21Okay, I'll be assuming.
04:21Okay, so one thing's not changed about me.
04:24Give me login reward.
04:27Close window.
04:29I'm playing Roblox in here from the moon, bro.
04:32Look at how slow this device is.
04:34I'm like slowly crawling my way.
04:36Welcome to my first Roblox video ever.
04:40It takes a 24-hour single for me to finally move each time I walk in this game.
04:44Hello, Missy the Fluffy Cat.
04:46How are you doing?
04:47Fun fact, she probably might- she might be dead.
04:50Strictly speaking, she could be dead.
04:52Actually, you know what?
04:53I'm gonna look her up.
04:54Missy the Fluffy Cat.
04:56The first NPC in one of my videos.
05:00Where's the original NPC yet?
05:02Fluffy Cat, let's see.
05:03Are they still kicking?
05:04Did they get banned for going on condo games or something?
05:08What?
05:08Missy the Fluffy Cat.
05:11Miss the bus race to school?
05:13Still around!
05:15Yo, what the fuck?
05:17Bio yet.
05:18Ten years later and they couldn't come up with Bio, man.
05:21Friends, your followers, dear.
05:23You know what?
05:23I'll add you as a friend.
05:26Considering it was the one person that they saw on Roblox before they couldn't finish their
05:31bio and left and raged quit.
05:32Oh, there's a little guy here.
05:34Wow, guys, look.
05:35I was documenting history even back then.
05:38Uh, welcome to Roblox High School.
05:41Welcome to Roblox High School.
05:42What can I help you with?
05:45Oh, yeah, so this was filmed.
05:47I filmed this and then immediately uploaded it after because I didn't have editing background.
05:50So June 2nd, 2016.
05:51It's June 2nd, 2026.
05:54Okay?
05:54So, I'm not releasing this video ten years later.
05:58It'd be better to film it exactly ten years later was my thinking.
06:03Because for all of the people who care, which is nobody.
06:08Besides the OG keep on farming crowd, you know.
06:13Wow.
06:13You know, you know.
06:15Wow.
06:16I'm waiting for school to start.
06:19Is this a video?
06:20It's just me waiting for school to start.
06:22I'm just waiting for action to happen.
06:26Sorry.
06:28Okay, I don't know.
06:30It's weird.
06:31Guys, welcome to my fart class.
06:35Well, that was funny, guys.
06:36Okay, this is boring.
06:37I'm gonna leave.
06:39Man, I am so like my little brother in this video.
06:42Oh, my God.
06:43I know my mom was like, you're like your little brother.
06:45Like, holy crap, man.
06:47I'm...
06:47I keep like, I'm gonna go on this world.
06:49I don't know.
06:50I'll join him on a game.
06:51He's like, this is boring.
06:52We're done with this one.
06:54Hi, Maya.
06:54My dog's coming into the view.
06:56So, I will not be able to film because you're just gonna be begging for attention.
06:59I love Roblox.
07:02I love Roblox.
07:05Yeah, keep saying that, King.
07:07All right.
07:07This is just me looking for games.
07:09Tonight, baby.
07:11Okay, yeah.
07:11This is the OG.
07:13This is the original...
07:14The original game.
07:15This is the original, like...
07:17This is where it all started.
07:19Like, dude, I did so many obbies.
07:21This is the OG one.
07:22This is what the whole video is based around.
07:23Dude, we made merch off of this.
07:25We made books out of this.
07:26I'm gonna do this.
07:27John Cena style.
07:29John Cena style.
07:32So, I'm not even gonna remake this part.
07:34Let's do this.
07:35I'm just gonna go on to the game and play it.
07:38Whoa, oh my god.
07:40How dare you stand on my head.
07:41Everything's so resolution, like...
07:43The freaking round on the game looks like a freaking cork.
07:45You're right.
07:46You don't even look like you're running, you noob.
07:49And then they reused the same animation for the water.
07:52Because they didn't have water back then.
07:54Water didn't exist back then in 2016.
07:56The face, though.
07:56It didn't happen.
07:57On my first episode, I'm trying to escape now.
07:59And the crazy fact is, some people who might be watching this video might actually be younger
08:02than this video, which is bad, by the way.
08:05You shouldn't.
08:06If you put pickles in my burger, I didn't even order pickles.
08:10French fries.
08:11You got French fries.
08:12We got...
08:13Well, I was an amateur back then.
08:15Thank God I got better at obbies.
08:18And then, if I do this, when I do go on the game, I do have to do with Potato
08:22Ritter again.
08:23So, we're gonna disconnect my red before we play.
08:26All right.
08:27So, let's see.
08:28What the heck is going on with the freaking...
08:31Man, Roblox is sus now.
08:33What is this?
08:39That's awesome.
08:39I'm gonna buy it.
08:41Sell lemons?
08:42Man, Roblox's game just keeps getting better and better.
08:45Memories of everything, of lemon trees, of mercury, and come to me with remedies from five or six
08:55of seven seasons.
08:57You always told me with a smile when I was down.
09:02Memories of everything that blew through.
09:09Escape McDonald's, a hobby.
09:12Yeah, I also gotta get the OG, uh...
09:14I gotta see my outfits, man.
09:16Look at nice...
09:17I look so cute.
09:18I don't know if I could play robots like this today.
09:20I'll probably get arrested, but...
09:23The Redditor suspenders look like that fucking guy from the Spider-Man movies that I've not
09:27watched yet.
09:28But I'm gonna go with, like, my current look when I'm not obsessed with California.
09:33Um, yeah, look at all these OG characters, man.
09:37You got good stuff like Dapper Blast, Red Panda Blast, and Woman.
09:41Good Sonic Blaster.
09:42Yeah, there's the...
09:43There's the OG.
09:46There's all the arrows, and then you got the machine arrow stuff, and this is the current...
09:50Current look we got right now.
09:52And honestly, not much has changed, so I don't want to turn into a fucking dog.
09:56Then I was a Red Panda for a bit.
09:58Surprised I wasn't a furry.
09:59Uh, Escape McDonald's...
10:01Uh, not debatably.
10:03Uh, Escape McDonald's, Obby, Parkour.
10:06There's the OG, Tommy Games.
10:08This game will be locked.
10:10Let's check if you're able to play it, because it's for pros.
10:13But I'm a veteran at this, so I should be able to play it.
10:15Come on.
10:16Bro, I had to enter two-step verification in my Gmail just to play frickin' McDonald's,
10:21Obby, bro.
10:23Bro, why do I have to do an age check to play frickin' McDonald's, bro?
10:27I don't even have my ID on me right now.
10:29Do I literally have to check my...
10:33Do I literally have to put in an ID just so...
10:35Just because there's too many people diddling kids on roadblocks right now, bro?
10:37Because when I made my account, I put on my dad's birthday, so no matter what I do,
10:41I can't...
10:41Even if I show my face right now, they're gonna be like,
10:43You're not 40 years old.
10:44And then they'll just take my account away, which is stupid.
10:48Yup, this brings back memories, and...
10:50Uh, some reason, the sun has gotten, like, ten times closer now.
10:55I'm gonna pull out my recliner, sit and relax, and then jump on some french fries.
11:00Bam.
11:01Bam, bam.
11:03Parkour, parkour.
11:03And that's how you do it.
11:05And then we got the condiments here.
11:06Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
11:07We got ice.
11:08You know, it's...
11:09Well, I mean, ice is a little bit different in 2026, but, you know, still...
11:12Fin...
11:13Fin line here.
11:14Spread the needle.
11:15Boom, boom.
11:16Boom.
11:17Boom.
11:18Boom.
11:18Look at this.
11:19I'm speedrunning this, and I haven't even played this in, like, five years.
11:21Yeah, this is actually my first time doing this, because I...
11:23I think from my 100 Roblox video, I also did the zombie again.
11:26Because so much time passed between that, and I had matured so much.
11:30A zombie!
11:31This is so stupid!
11:33I hate this part.
11:36Okay, I'm gonna...
11:37Help.
11:39Oh.
11:39This is weird.
11:40I don't know how I'm gonna do this, because I'm frickin' packing.
11:45Hmm.
11:46Oh, okay, yeah.
11:47It's just, like, the highlight for the parking space.
11:50That makes sense.
11:52Then we're good.
11:53We got some burgers, which...
11:55McDonald's, uh...
11:57Which definitely does not have child DNA in them.
11:59Do the research.
12:00Okay, so this is...
12:01This is something that brings back memories, guys.
12:04If you're an OG Roblox obbier, or if you're a Roblox keep-on-farter, there used to be this trick
12:10where you could, like, put the camera like this, and you could tell what was solid and what wasn't.
12:16But it kind of just looks like they fixed that, so no matter what, I'm- I'm- I don't
12:23know.
12:23It used to be, like, you could see which one, like, if it went through, then you know what the
12:27solid one was, so then it would be easy.
12:29It looks like they fixed that, so I just kind of have to keep guessing.
12:32Which-
12:33Oh, so it's just one of them.
12:36You die now.
12:37That's crazy.
12:39Yeah, they changed- this version's different, because I remember it used to be you would just- yeah.
12:44Dude!
12:45Trying to walk to my destiny, man.
12:48I'm gonna- I'm gonna punch one of the kids in this game.
12:51You go.
12:52You go first, man.
12:55You're wearing the tail shirt.
12:57See, I'm very brave.
13:00What?
13:01Alright, so we're jumping on balls now.
13:04Again, this hasn't changed in ten years.
13:07Uh, this is where all the child fat is that they make the burgers with.
13:10They're like, it's all lined up.
13:12Bro, why does- why does this look like Little Caesar's pepperoni?
13:16Bro, this is what pizza pizza looks like.
13:18Oh, okay.
13:19Here we are.
13:20We got the McDonald's, um, walls that they built in front of Mexico.
13:25They got the happy walls over here.
13:27And this is the- the play structure.
13:29Uh, they had to turn down the budget a little bit.
13:31I just pushed that guy down.
13:33Alright, and then we keep jumping over this rusted copper.
13:37Bro, this guy's like, keep going, fatty!
13:39Keep going, tubby!
13:40Yeah, that's right.
13:42And then we got the- the narrow wooden beam.
13:44Not really safe for kids, but whatever.
13:45You know, you gotta let natural selection to its process.
13:48It's honestly, uh, like, me playing Robux for ten years is a miracle I didn't get kidnapped.
13:53With the amount of frickin' parties I went into in Meep City.
13:56Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
14:00Going to Freaky Ronald McDonald.
14:01Get the cheese touch.
14:03Almost got the cheese touch.
14:04I can't say that.
14:05That's racist.
14:06There we go.
14:06I did it, guys.
14:07And then we gotta go across the, uh, purple water from my hot water.
14:15Helps with the, uh, algae.
14:17Still probably healthier than most fat food places.
14:20I don't even know if we're at McDonald's anymore.
14:23Um, it looks like we're in the middle of the maze from Maze Runner.
14:26And, oh no!
14:27This is where they get all the child fat from.
14:30If you die here, they make you into a nice little burger.
14:32Little quarter pounder.
14:34Whee!
14:35Alright, last one, last one.
14:37Actually, you can literally just bypass this entire thing just by going to the end of the wall, bro.
14:42Bro, they're so smart.
14:43And you jump on the burgers.
14:45Bro, this is what happens, like, when you're employed.
14:48And you jump on the burgers that have poor little James and Lisa in them.
14:54And then jump across here, go here, and then something happens here, I think.
15:00Is this, is this the end?
15:03What?
15:04What happens?
15:06Well, okay.
15:08Well, I'm a burger now.
15:09That's McDonald's.
15:11Let's see what I say at the end of the, um, best video ever made.
15:14How far did I make it in the original one?
15:16Um, did he even end the video, or did he?
15:21Not a good idea.
15:23Well, that's the end of this video, guys.
15:25I hope you guys enjoyed.
15:27See you guys, um, later.
15:30Bye.
15:32Bro, I hung that up like a phone call.
15:35Man, testosterone really hit me.
15:38Well, that was the end of the video, guys.
15:39Hope you guys enjoyed.
15:40Enjoyed.