00:09What's up guys? We're selling lemons. I've made free po- I need to turn this down, holy fuck.
00:18I've made 3.86 non-million dollars since I left it on.
00:24I just got flash banged, oh my god. Yeah, this is- this is- this is all this-
00:29they got rid of the name!
00:31They got rid of the name, let me- hold on, let me- let me change- let me
00:35change my name back to the original one.
00:39Oh, wow, okay, give it a second. There we go, now we're back in town.
00:44I forgot my tablets would be a big piece. God damn it!
00:56My- my lemonade stand makes 7.0236 trillion dollars because there is a demand for lemons.
01:03I have one dollar. There's- there's a demand in the lemon market right now. I have one dollar!
01:07There's been wars that have been fought over these years, there's been trade wars, there's been people who've been sacrificed
01:12for lemons.
01:15I originally played this with, uh, from Celestin Pickle.
01:21Uh, you like Pickle?
01:23YEP!
01:25Yeah, I got lonely talking just to the lemon so I made another friend while I was there.
01:28Awesome, can I like, sell me please? Yeah, I hear ya.
01:33Bro, this- the game's so bullshit though, it's like- it's like- oh my god.
01:39Oh man, oh.
01:40He's on my avatar right.
01:42Oh, this is like a tycoon.
01:43Bro, it was like 4-6-tillion dollars per a f***ing carpet.
01:47That's kinda crazy, man.
01:48That better be a f***ing good carpet.
01:51I got a f***ing hotel? Oh my god.
01:54A sex hotel? That's kinda crazy.
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01:59Whoa, oh my god, I almost fell into the- I forgot about that.
02:03Yo!
02:04Because there's a lot of worms.
02:06That's yours, oh my god. I'm like, what the f***?
02:08It is me, the Freddy Fazio.
02:11See how I can't believe we made it to Disney World!
02:14Oh, are you recording?
02:16Yeah.
02:16What? Oh hey, what's up guys?
02:19What's up?
02:20What's up?
02:21What's up?
02:21Alright, I'm gonna find you.
02:22I'm- I'm gonna find you.
02:25I'm gonna find you.
02:28I'm gonna find you.
02:30I'm gonna find you.
02:32I'm gonna find you.
02:33I'm gonna find you.
02:37You're getting a good start there, buddy.
02:38Yeah.
02:39Yeah, you know, maybe- maybe one day you'll be up with some of us.
02:42A big dog, yeah.
02:44That's a real cute lemonade stand you got there.
02:46You're gonna be doing so good.
02:48Hi, I'm Freddy Fazbear.
02:50I'm gonna f*** you.
02:53Hi, I'm Freddy Fazbear.
02:56I can't get the proportions right.
02:58It doesn't look right.
02:59Yeah, it doesn't look right.
03:00I was gonna say it.
03:00I can't get the proportions right.
03:02That looks like a f***ing skin f***ing Freddy Fazbear, bro.
03:06Like, I want-
03:07It looks like Freddy's skin gear, bro.
03:09Like, how do I- how do I- on here- how do I- how do I make
03:12him thicker?
03:13How do I make Freddy Fazbear thicker than a snicker?
03:16Well, um, well, you probably have to turn down your height first off.
03:22And it's not, cause I got a tough one.
03:24Yeah, Brennan's- your- your place looks like Disney World,
03:27and mine looks like the last place you'll ever see.
03:29Mine looks like a fraction.
03:31You're doing so good!
03:33Don't- don't demean me!
03:36You'll never be one of us.
03:38You'll never be one of the big lemon sellers.
03:40You'll never be up with the lemon- the big lemon-
03:41I'm going to grind this game just so personally I can-
03:44I sell oranges!
03:47Look at all this blubber in the grub-
03:49Yeah, that's money.
03:50That's why you're flubber again.
03:51Picking up one lemon is, like, one septillion dollars.
03:54I wish it was that-
03:55I wish, like, you-
03:56There's entire religions in this world-
03:58In this- in this- this potential world-
04:00Just based around lemons.
04:01Pulling one lemon from a tree is septillion dollars.
04:09What is that?
04:10What is that?
04:10Having- having lemons is, like, a million times better than sex in this universe.
04:14Yeah, apparently.
04:14Apparently, yeah.
04:15It's your friend.
04:16It uses-
04:17The entire world in this universe revolves around lemons.
04:19It's the only business, and- and people can't get enough of them.
04:22Is- is there an entire clientele f***ing, like, minions?
04:25It'd be bananas, but still.
04:27Bananas, yeah.
04:27Oh, yeah, they're shutting down Manian Rush.
04:29That's fun.
04:30I say shutting down- they're- they're taking the game down after they shut it down a second time.
04:35Wow, that's pretty crazy.
04:36Wow, that's kinda wild.
04:37That's crazy, bro.
04:39Yeah, that's crazy, bro, but you're not talking about lemons, so-
04:42I'm gonna have to kill you, unfortunately.
04:44Esteemed lemon merchant!
04:45Oh!
04:46I can evolve!
04:48Yo!
04:48You know what that means?
04:50I'm moving on from oranges.
04:51Now I'm going to limes!
04:53Dun dun jo!
04:56Wait, is it like lemons and oranges and then limes?
04:59Lemons and oranges, limes, I know there's cherries, I believe, at some point.
05:03Peaches?
05:07Bitches!
05:08Bitches!
05:09Bitches!
05:10Wow, I can't wait to use my 3.8 non-million dollars to buy a door.
05:16Yes!
05:17There's a glowing lemon!
05:18Oh my god!
05:19Bitches, my empires!
05:21Oh!
05:21Oh, yeah, I kinda forgot, yeah, cuz I'm-
05:23I'm back here, I just went away.
05:25I evolved so-
05:26What the fuck is that up there?
05:28What the fuck is that?
05:29Shut up, dick!
05:30That is somebody's-
05:31Oh, that's Hank-
05:32That's Hank-
05:33That's Hank-
05:33That's Hank-
05:33That's the satellite that Bart shot down-
05:36The baseball satellite that was buying on people.
05:38That's just a guy hanging, bro.
05:40That's just a dude, man.
05:41That's just a guy.
05:42It's, um-
05:43Look, really, it's, uh-
05:45It's, uh-
05:46It's, uh-
05:46You know how-
05:46If you've gotten far enough that you have to have a space thing, to launch the rocket,
05:49you can go to space.
05:50Oh, you know I got it.
05:51No, not yet.
05:52Well, that's-
05:52That's part of it.
05:54Give me more-
05:55How can I rock it one day?
05:56That'd be millions-
05:58It'd be millions!
05:59Lemons!
05:59Yay!
06:01Lemons.
06:02I love lemons.
06:03There we go.
06:04Okay.
06:05I want these lemons.
06:06Oh, yeah.
06:07There's a lemon tree.
06:08Lemons.
06:08Oh, yeah.
06:09What?
06:09Oh, yeah.
06:10Lemons.
06:11Oh, yeah.
06:12Oh, yeah.
06:13Oh, yeah.
06:13Lemons.
06:15Read that trilogy, guys.
06:18Yummy in my tummy.
06:20Tummy in my yummy.
06:21I like pee.
06:22Okay, there's delivery.
06:24Gimme that shit.
06:25I'm gonna use my lemon elevator.
06:27Delivery!
06:28Delivery!
06:29Delivery!
06:29Delivery!
06:30Yeah, so next up, I think, is peaches.
06:32That's my next-
06:33The next of all.
06:35Bro, we can be, like, feeding people in, like, Africa in this universe, but everyone in
06:39America is just too busy buying lemons.
06:41That's my first vlog to jump to the airport.
06:41I have a big time.
06:41I have a great time.
06:41I'm sweating, I'm sweating, I'm sweating, I'm sweating, I'm sweating, I'm sweating, I'm
