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00:01We're on Blacksburg, yeah!
00:04Oh wait, hold on, I got the plot of land, when we went to the safety, sorry.
00:10I remade land when we went to the safety village.
00:13Oh yeah, the city, yeah.
00:14Yeah, I even got the jeeps and everything in there.
00:17Hold on, wait a second, I gotta change the grass.
00:20There's the hole, no that's the butt plug, the hole's a...
00:23Butt plug?
00:25Yeah, the town butt plug.
00:27Okay.
00:28Oh yeah.
00:30That looks correct enough.
00:32There's my dicks.
00:33And Blacksburg is completely...
00:36There's the balls.
00:37Alright, anyways, I'm gonna load my normal plot.
00:39Wait, hold on, before you load your normal plot, I wanna come look at it.
00:44Hold on, I wanna blow it up.
00:46Oh yeah, I forgot my plot, like my, I have my, uh, I have like a setup here.
00:50So like, even though I don't have my house, I have like, you know, I have a setup.
00:54That's lovely.
00:56That is free room.
00:57Okay, where are you?
00:58Dude, I gotta, I gotta confine you, because I'm in a different area of town, because the plot across me
01:03was taken.
01:05Well, just give me a minute, I'll be there in a sec.
01:07I forgot, like, I couldn't find something that just said LAN, so I just pulled up the f***ing bliss photo
01:11from, like, Microsoft 7 or whatever the hell that was.
01:14Or Windows 97.
01:16Yo, some kids, some kids running around to my f***ing place.
01:21You don't know where you, get on the pool right now.
01:28But it's tradition.
01:29I have to stand at their whole, well, for at least, at least half an hour, and then they'll get
01:37up and leave.
01:37So I'm gonna go there, and then up that way, and then I can take that up to, okay.
01:42Yeah, I forgot they made like an entire GTA map for Bloxburg.
01:45I'll hit you up, and then we'll go to the street club.
01:48I'm on my way.
01:49I'm on my way.
01:51I'm on my way.
01:52Oh, shoot.
01:52I'm on my way.
01:54Oh, yeah, they got the, uh, the go-to out of that as well.
01:58Every detail.
01:59Every small minute detail.
02:03Ronald Rumps and, uh, that guy's house.
02:07Oh, my house.
02:08Oh, shit, give me that.
02:10You want to give me that?
02:11If, uh, living, living, everyone has a, uh, has a beat-up piece-of-shit car now, right?
02:17Even the dream.
02:18Yeah.
02:20Yeah, I got it randomly in my inventory.
02:21I'm like, where the hell did that come from when I put it, like, on the top floor of my
02:25car garage?
02:26I think I have, like, I have, like, 14 cars in Bloxburg now.
02:29It's insane.
02:29And I'm about to buy another one, because I have, like, I have, like, 3,200, like, Bloxburgs.
02:37Get 100 more, um, than I can get.
02:41And I can get, there's, like, a, like, a pink, like, kind of, like, 1967, I don't know, you'll recognize
02:49it if you look at this thing.
02:52I want to get that one.
02:53It's the Microsoft background.
02:56Uh, I can't remember what this building was.
02:59The clack.
03:01Oh, yes, the clack.
03:03Train tracks.
03:04Uh, the Pioneer, and then the cabin.
03:07Oh, fuck, I'll just go off-road.
03:08Question, was it?
03:09Did I do the inside?
03:10No, you did the inside of this.
03:12Yep.
03:13I don't, I think you did something in here.
03:17Yep, yep, I made it to gold with the, the gold toilet.
03:21Yep, I did that.
03:22I don't remember what any of these buildings are.
03:25There's a church somewhere.
03:27The church is over here in the corner.
03:28Yep.
03:30Then there's the house.
03:31The Union Gas.
03:32The, the, the Ambulance.
03:36Put the caterers in there.
03:39Loot stash.
03:41McDicks.
03:42Beautiful.
03:43I just couldn't add the Twin Towers.
03:45They went too soon.
03:47Alright.
03:48Uh, anyway.
03:51My plot.
03:52I still love that.
03:53We were supposed to be looking at the Twin Towers while we both went in a different direction.
03:56Yeah.
03:57The only way that would have been possible is if we were standing between them.
04:01Oh, no.
04:03Freddy Fazbear in my Freddy Faz car.
04:07Freddy Faz car.
04:09Oh my God.
04:12The, the leg.
04:13The leg.
04:13They call me Freddy Fazbear.
04:15Cause I'm so, so fat.
04:18Okay, so what do we got over here?
04:19We got the board bullet.
04:21We got the dune buggy.
04:23The, I don't remember what it's called in the game.
04:25It's a full-time vehicle.
04:26And the classic car.
04:28Of mine.
04:29Freddy Faz car.
04:31That's pretty fast.
04:33Holy fuck.
04:34What do we got in here?
04:35We got the Mini Cooper.
04:36We got the sedan.
04:37We got the pickup truck.
04:38We got the Roat.
04:39The basic Roat.
04:41Not the, the beat up piece of shit one.
04:43I want to get the pickup truck at some point.
04:45Yeah.
04:46But I also, I'm also spending some money on a secondary plot that I have.
04:50I'm making like an apartment above a cafe.
04:53Oh, nice.
04:55You got another one of these.
04:57There's the couch.
04:58There's the, I've got that.
05:00The big SUV there.
05:01Like that.
05:04It'd be funny if I see you drive.
05:05I mean, you just, you fall off.
05:07You got three of these?
05:08Oh my God, dude.
05:09Yeah, I was grinding when this came out in like 20, 20 something.
05:13And there's the shit Roat 500.
05:15Mm-hmm.
05:16And that's all of your car.
05:17No, actually, that's not all of your cars.
05:18Cause you got the train down there.
05:19I got a, I got a bike, like a motorbike if that counts.
05:23Sort of.
05:24You got the train down at the.
05:27Yeah.
05:28You used to have your, uh, whole spot in the easy car.
05:31Mm-hmm.
05:31Oh God, I don't know.
05:33My Freddy Faz car was Freddy Faz Fast.
05:37I'm Freddy Fast Bear.
05:39I don't know why it's fun.
05:40Fast Fast Fast.
05:40I'm almost getting such a fucking app across from me, but it's okay.
05:43I'm getting there.
05:44Even if it's my leggy ass fucking car.
05:47I forgot there was no other way out of the United.
05:49I have to go all the way back over here.
05:51And all the way back down the garage.
05:53Down here.
05:55What?
05:56I just ran over Ethan.
05:58Yay.
05:59Another city could use like a little bit of expansion.
06:02Yeah, really?
06:05There's not enough.
06:06Another player just knocked on your door.
06:08Get out, you alien.
06:09Freddy Faz car.
06:10Freddy Faz Fast.
06:13I'm gonna go in the water park.
06:14Yay.
06:15Yay.
06:17I'm gonna go in the water park.
06:19It's gonna be so fun.
06:20I'm gonna park my car right here.
06:23Oh my God.
06:25My Freddy Faz car is parked right here.
06:28It goes Freddy Faz Fast.
06:29It's a Freddy Faz car.
06:31What?
06:32What is wrong with me?
06:34Please let me get up.
06:37Weeeeee.
06:37Oh yes, you got the houndry bicycle.
06:40You got the motorcycle.
06:41You got the snowmobile.
06:42I'm fucking walking the rest of the way.
06:43I don't care.
06:45What do you mean I'm too old to play with a red wagon?
06:48You suck.
06:51But what the fuck?
06:52Can you give me permissions, please?
06:55So I can go take care of my knees.
06:58No, not like that.
07:03Oh, wait.
07:06Bro, why don't they just let you give guests anymore?
07:10I'll give you a reward.
07:10I trust you.
07:12Yay!
07:13It's almost there after fucking like 10 minutes.
07:17I trust you, Brandon.
07:18I trust you.
07:19Set bu...
07:19Oh yeah, I forgot you can set budget.
07:20I'll give you $1.
07:22Yay!
07:23I can spend the whole dollar.
07:25Spend it wisely.
07:26Be careful.
07:27Freddy Fazbear.
07:29Freddy Faz Faz.
07:30Freddy Faz Fazbear.
07:32Bro, I swear if those girls try to get into my house, I will grab my train and we'll run
07:36them over.
07:37I'm almost here.
07:39Oh, look at my record.
07:40It's still taking forever to load.
07:42So I have a question.
07:44Is there just no bathroom in this house?
07:46Oh yeah.
07:47So wait, hold on.
07:48Go to the second floor.
07:51I'm going.
07:53It's fast as I can go.
07:55Everything except for...
07:57I can hear like the Freddy...
07:58Like the...
08:00Everything except for...
08:02All right, we're going to take the elevator down.
08:05Right.
08:07I don't...
08:08Freddy Faz Fatbear.
08:10Freddy Faz.
08:11Which I did realize if this was real life, it'd be so inconvenient to take a shit.
08:15You'd have to hold it in for so long.
08:17I got to the elevator.
08:18I got to the...
08:19I got to the...
08:19I got to the...
08:23I can't hold it.
08:25Remember that one time we trapped someone in like a secret underground area in your...
08:31Yeah.
08:32Yeah, we should do that again.
08:37Hey, Calvin.
08:38Hey, what's up, man?
08:40I'm laughing.
08:40Hey.
08:41Sometimes you guys are pretty fast.
08:43We're just chilling.
08:43I'm laughing at them.
08:45What's up?
08:46Bro, I left hot dogs in here.
08:48They look good though.
08:49What do I do?
08:50I just kind of realized what it is.
08:52I spent all this time trying to get here.
08:53I don't know what to do now that I can.
08:57So...
08:57I'm going to go in the pool.
09:00I'm going to eat ween...
09:02Hey, yo, what the...
09:02I don't know why I did this.
09:04I don't know why I did this.
09:16Thank you, though.
09:16Now, I'll bring some...
09:17I'll bring some pizza home.
09:19You can.
09:20Okay, thank you.
09:22Legally, you're not allowed to.
09:24I'm going to find you, Calvin.
09:26Anyone want cookies?
09:28I'm going to go.
09:28Thank you, though.
09:29I'm going to have plenty of veggie straws back when I get home.
09:33I am...
09:33No, actually, sure.
09:34I'll have a cookie.
09:35I got the chips of caramel.
09:38Okay, that's good shit.
09:38Good shit.
09:39Yo, that shit's bussin'.
09:40That shit is street bussin'.
09:42Calvin, where are you?
09:43I am inside your house.
09:46Wait, what?
09:47Just kidding.
09:47I'm not inside your house.
09:49I am, in fact, in the back.
09:51Mega laid by...
09:53I think what you meant that I was...
09:56I think what you meant to say is that he's getting omega laid.
09:59Wait, hold on.
10:00I can see checkpoints.
10:00I didn't realize that's cool.
10:02Oh, there you are.
10:03Hello.
10:08Bro, everybody's on my claw.
10:09Oh, my God.
10:14I don't want...
10:15God, I need to get a drink.
10:17I must be, like, flying in so fucking...
10:19Yeah, it looks like you're playing from the fucking moon, bro.
10:21Help me!
10:23All right, let's gamble.
10:25All right, where the fuck are we going?
10:27I'm going down here.
10:27I got cards.
10:28Well, I can't see the fucking light, like, at all.
10:31So I don't know where I'm going.
10:33No suitable chair if I...
10:34Well, fuck.
10:35You can turn on the fucking light down here, please.
10:38I did.
10:40What?
10:41What do you mean the light's on?
10:43Bro, who's this guy?
10:44Who the fuck is this guy?
10:46Okay, he's got a SpongeBob backpack, so he's cool.
10:51This or whatever.
10:54Yo, I remember that guy from Nam.
10:57I want one of my piss cards.
10:59Oh, let's check out McSeals.
11:01Oh, yeah, they got shut down for, like, health code violations.
11:05Nuh-uh.
11:06Nuh-uh.
11:07Nuh-uh, no.
11:08No, we didn't.
11:10Let's go to Boneless Pizza.
11:13I sure hope so.
11:14Road work ahead.
11:15I sure hope so.
11:18Sure hope it does.
11:20You guys want to watch Sonic the Hedgehog Free?
11:24What?
11:26Oh, come on.
11:26Whatever.
11:27Let's go to the movies.
11:30Where the fuck are we?
11:31Oh, there you are.
11:32Hey, what's up?
11:32I love how I can be real.
11:33I can be completely crushed by the owner.
11:36Yeah, so.
11:41Bruh, I'm, like, going through, like, the door and kind of just glided through it.
11:45That's loud.
11:46I'm going to take some popcorn.
11:48All right, yeah.
11:49This one's about...
11:51Yeah, let's go in here.
11:53Maybe.
11:53Yeah.
11:55It's so dark.
11:56So dark!
11:59A white screen.
12:01Every good movie starts off with a white...
12:03Or a black screen.
12:04I feel like I'm, like, doing it too.
12:06Wait, I've never seen this before.
12:07I've never noticed it before.
12:09Yeah, yeah, you guys were there.
12:11We're just hanging out with this guy now, Ghost.
12:13We're just hanging out with him.
12:14There's a little mural.
12:15Oh, he wants to hang out in the sewers.
12:16There you go, buddy.
12:17There's a mural behind the town hall, right?
12:22Yeah.
12:25Got a poster.
12:28Got a Pokemon seal.
12:30And that thing that, um...
12:33I think I'm stuck in the thing.
12:36For nosy, yeah.
12:37Luigi, yeah.
12:38All right, let's go.
12:39There we go.
12:41If I need to, I need to get the pride flag.
12:42The Lee Gay fire flag.
12:44Oh, my God.
12:48Well, I could...
12:49I'm an art critic.
12:50Hey.
12:51Yeah.
12:51I'm an art critic?
12:53I'm not a bad...
12:54You know.
12:55This art is bad.
12:57That painting is bad.
12:58I would have had toast in my mouth,
12:59but I couldn't have the glasses in this toast,
13:01so I had this eye.
13:02You guys want to know?
13:02Oh.
13:04I'm like, I'm rid of all the freaking, like,
13:06original images without...
13:10I usually look for, um...
13:15Glasses under my hat, so...
13:32There we go.
13:33How come I finished a thing of popcorn
13:35and now I have a, uh, dirty dish in my hand?
13:38Where did that come from?
13:39I think you get a popcorn.
13:41Dirty, yes, you didn't know where it was.
13:42Oh, let's go to the Chalka Factory.
13:45Hopefully, uh, you know, you know,
13:47or let's go to the cafe.
13:48I know if we don't have to deal with some
13:50fucking weird-ass chocolatier
13:52who smears chocolate on his belly bun.
13:55Yeah, sure, sure, early we won't have to deal
13:58with anything like that.
14:01The account come randomly gets a stutter.
14:04Sure.
14:06Yeah, it's up.
14:08What's up, big...
14:09Ian Goku.
14:11Ooh.
14:12Ooh.
14:13Ooh.
14:14Ooh.
14:15I'm going to need to unplug him
14:16and plug him back in.
14:17Yeah.
14:19I'm sorry, I mean,
14:20like, how do you...
14:21It's not even...
14:24He...
14:25He...
14:29He...
14:31He...
14:31He...
14:31He...
14:31He...
14:31He...
14:32He...
14:32He...
14:34He...
14:36I'm gonna ju-