00:00All right, here's today's No Sweat News.
00:02Final stories that could get you the Smashing Pumpkins Jane's Addiction tickets for tomorrow's No Sweat News quiz.
00:10That's going to be awesome. Jane's Addiction Smashing Pumpkins play the garden on the 19th.
00:14Yeah, Discover is presenting today's No Sweat News. More on that in a second.
00:18All right, here it is. The ultimate leave behind.
00:20A thief, a home invasion thief in North Carolina left his severed finger behind at the crime scene.
00:27What the hell?
00:28Yeah.
00:29That's like a Big Lebowski situation. Only instead of a toe, it's a finger.
00:34I can get you a toe. I'll get you a toe.
00:36Wow.
00:38So.
00:39The hell happened?
00:40The door slammed on his hand as he was trying to get into the house by the homeowner that it actually severed the dude's hand.
00:49Oh, my God.
00:50It's not like he just left it behind, Carl. I mean, he couldn't actually go in.
00:54What was he going to do, ring the doorbell and say, excuse me, can I have my finger back, please?
00:57Oh, my gosh. What kind of door was this, though?
01:01Apparently, it was a really, really, really hard slam.
01:04I don't know.
01:06Sounds like the front gate of Alcatraz.
01:08Right?
01:09The door slams on your finger and you lose it?
01:11They got his DNA and his fingerprint.
01:14My God.
01:15Yeah.
01:16The cat's name is Vernon Wilson, so he's not looking at a very good weekend, that's for sure.
01:21I don't think so, Vern.
01:22Oh, from the snack editor.
01:24Just in, ladies and gentlemen, from the snack editing desk here at the No Sweat News.
01:30Nacho fries are back for a limited time at Taco Bell.
01:34Nacho fries? That sounds good.
01:35Oh, it's like nachos except with fries instead of chips.
01:41Never had it.
01:42Oh, dude.
01:43Run.
01:44Don't walk.
01:45Run.
01:46All right.
01:46Like, push people.
01:47This is the thing that you push grandma out of the way for.
01:50I'd love to push grandma.
01:51They don't say how long they're going to be back.
01:54They never leave them on or available for a long time.
01:56So the snack editor, as he ran out the door, said, got to go.
02:02Snatch and snatch, snatch, snatch, snatch, nacho, nacho fries back at Taco Bell.
02:08And Dateline, Pennsylvania, for the final story of the week.
02:11Someone is doing a long haul troll at state parks in the Keystone State.
02:17They are putting up Bigfoot warning signs.
02:21Uh-oh, Bigfoot's back.
02:22It's been going on for months, like months, since the early part of summer.
02:27Signs have been popping up along state trails and parks, urging residents to report Bigfoot sightings.
02:34Sasquatch is, uh, no, he's out there.
02:37Don't even.
02:38Well, look.
02:38State officials know it's a troll because the trail side warning signs are using the logo of the state DEP and environmental services.
02:46And no one at the DEP is putting up these signs.
02:49It's a nice touch, though, because the signs are in English and Spanish.
02:54Oh, come on.
02:55Just keep the signs up there.
02:57What harm can the signs do?
02:59It's just fun.
03:00It's just fun.
03:01Due to encounters in the area of a creature resembling Bigfoot, we are instructing all park visitors to observe elevated park etiquette.
03:10Be cautious of your surroundings.
03:13Keep local location of any small children and pets with a tighter scope of awareness.
03:17Yeah.
03:18Look, Bigfoot probably exists.
03:21Maybe Bigfoot's just looking for a friend.
03:23Yeah.
03:23How do you know he's dangerous?
03:25He's just walking.
03:26I heard Bigfoot, uh, I was watching this one show one time, Bigfoot Hunters, and they left a candy bar out for him.
03:32So that's apparently they're into Snickers.
03:35They like the Snickers.
03:35So if you want to encounter a Bigfoot, just go to that park and, yeah, we get the-
03:39Happy Halloween.
03:40You know, maybe a Three Musketeers would work as well.
03:43But, uh, by the way, at the end of this program, they did not find, uh, Bigfoot.
03:48Shocker.
03:48That must be on the next episode.
03:51The trap that they laid for him with the Snick and the Three Musketeers didn't work.
03:54Yeah, it didn't work.
03:56And then I realized, why did I watch this for 60 minutes?
03:59And how is this on the History Channel?
04:00Because you were high.
04:02That's why.
04:03And whoever is putting up the signs in state parks in PA has my full support.
04:09That's the No Sweat News for today.
04:11We'll catch you tomorrow.
04:12The Quiz tomorrow for Jane's Addiction Smashing Pumpkins tickets.
