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No Sweat News Quiz 9.16.22
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00:00Let me hit record there.
00:01All right, so we're good.
00:02I got Frank from Staten Island on the phone.
00:06Frank?
00:06Frank?
00:06Frank from Staten Island, can you hear us?
00:10Yes, I can.
00:10All right, now, how are you listening to the rat?
00:12How do you listen each and every day?
00:14I'm listening from the rat app right now.
00:16That's what we want to hear, Frankie, the brand new design.
00:19Do you like the new design of the app?
00:21I love it.
00:22Boom, Frankie.
00:23Thank you so much.
00:24Oh, God, you've got to love Frankie's chances now that he's plugging the app over here.
00:28Absolutely.
00:29Just when I thought I got rid of Staten Island, people, I went, come on.
00:32Come on.
00:34We're trying to be nice to Frankie.
00:35He gave great promotion to the brand new app, which is sharp, by the way.
00:40Frankie, everybody on Staten Island has a nickname.
00:43Do you have a nickname?
00:45The Muzzle.
00:45The Muzzle.
00:46Frankie the Muzzle.
00:47Frankie the Muzzle.
00:48Oh, that kind of scares me a little bit.
00:49Frankie the Muzzle.
00:50Keep your mouth closed, otherwise Frankie's going to muzzle you.
00:53All right, Frankie, I take everything back.
00:55I take everything back, okay?
00:57He's going to muzzle you.
00:58All right.
00:58You know what?
00:59You're perfect timing.
01:00We need a muzzle around here.
01:01We are rooting for you.
01:03You know, it's a good phone connection.
01:05You're listening on the app.
01:06Let's go.
01:07Let's do this.
01:07Frankie the Muzzle from Staten Island.
01:10I want Frankie to win.
01:11Frankie gets this wrong.
01:12You're going to be seeing me in the parking lot.
01:14He's going to have a baseball back.
01:15He's going to have some cement shoes for you.
01:17Right.
01:18I'm going to be helping Frankie bury you, too.
01:20I'm going to be like, Frankie, I got all the lime you need.
01:23Don't worry.
01:24You won't.
01:24You'll never run out of lime with the Dave man.
01:26Exactly.
01:27It's a sin.
01:27It's a sin, ma.
01:29Here's what we're going to do, Frankie.
01:30I'm going to read you four stories there, Frankie.
01:33And treat the stories there.
01:35They were on No Sweat News this week.
01:37You know what I'm talking about, Frankie?
01:39One of the stories, I made them up.
01:40I made them up yesterday, a little after 420.
01:43All right, pal?
01:44Okay.
01:44Now, listen, buddy.
01:45Listen, listen, pal.
01:46Listen.
01:46Here's what you got to do.
01:47Ready?
01:47This is what you got to do.
01:48You got to spot the phony story.
01:50If you do, boom, you're over at the show.
01:52All right, pal?
01:53Come on, baby.
01:53This is a big-time show.
01:56Alice in Chains headlines.
01:58But you also got Breaking Ben in a third one that's really good, too.
02:01The Bush.
02:02You got the Bush.
02:03You got the Bush.
02:04All right?
02:05You got the Bush, the Alice in Chains.
02:07You got your Breaking Benjamin.
02:08Great show.
02:08You got your pasta fajou.
02:10Oh, I love that.
02:11You got your mozzarella.
02:11You got it all, right?
02:12This is all good stuff.
02:13Fajiti, Lamborghini, what do you need?
02:14You got a Lamborghini.
02:16Wait, a Lamborghini.
02:17That's a rabbit feta cheese.
02:18I mean, all right, fine.
02:19I mean, come on now.
02:20Now I'm hungry.
02:21I mean, yeah, hungry and wanting to go fast at the same time.
02:25Why is it pronounced Gabagool?
02:27But just, it's the pronunciation.
02:30Say that again, Frankie.
02:31It's Gabagol.
02:33Gabagol.
02:34Why Gabagol and not Gabagool?
02:37I don't know.
02:38I don't know.
02:39I don't know.
02:39Why things are pronounced certain ways?
02:41What kind of questions?
02:42Why is it mozzarella and not mozzarella?
02:44Oh, my Lord.
02:45You're right.
02:46I don't know.
02:46Why is anything pronounced the way it is?
02:48We got the mozzarella.
02:49It doesn't matter.
02:50You can't call, like, you know, spaghetti sauce the sauce.
02:52You got to call it the gravy or something.
02:53The gravy.
02:54Yeah.
02:54Did you hear the interview with Michael Imperioli we did last week?
02:59No, I did not.
03:00Oh, you suck.
03:01Well, go to WRIT.com.
03:03It's up there.
03:04Yeah, it is.
03:04Michael Imperioli of the Sopranos was excellent.
03:07But here we go.
03:08Let's go.
03:08I'm assuming Frank could be Hungarian, for all I know.
03:11Yeah, I know.
03:12We really don't know.
03:12His name could be Frankie O'Sullivan.
03:15Like, you know, there's just no reason why we're making this guy into Vito Corleone over here.
03:19Right, I know.
03:20From Staten Island.
03:21Are you guys from Staten Island?
03:23He's the godfather.
03:25My God.
03:26Everybody from Staten Island is from Sicily, apparently.
03:28That's what we think.
03:29But here is Frank.
03:30Frank, here comes story number one.
03:32Maybe this is the one we made up.
03:35Today's No Sweat News Quiz.
03:36Dateline, Tennessee.
03:38Don Kirkland has the biggest set of them all.
03:42Donnie just got busted for selling TVs and other stuff in the Walmart parking lot.
03:47Oh, Donnie.
03:47Why does that take guts?
03:49Because he had just stolen the stuff from the shelves in the Walmart whose parking lot he was in.
03:54Wow.
03:54How about that?
03:55Donnie's in a rush.
03:56Donnie really needed to turn these things over, huh?
03:58He really did.
03:59He's got some debts to pay.
04:00Jeez.
04:01Wow.
04:01Couldn't drive a mile?
04:03Donnie is looking at jail time.
04:05Moral of the story, you got to go where the customers are, you know?
04:08Yeah.
04:08You sell cookies outside the pot dispensary.
04:10You sell TVs outside the electronics store.
04:13It's called a pawn shop, Donnie.
04:15What you should do.
04:15Next time, look into it.
04:17Maybe try to buy a vacant parking lot, though, next time.
04:20You know?
04:20Not right in front of the store.
04:21Story number one, now known as the people of Walmart are getting bolder.
04:25Yeah.
04:26And our second story for today is No Sweat News Quiz.
04:29Dateline, England.
04:30In a tradition that goes back centuries, the Royal Bees have been informed of the Queen
04:36of England's passing.
04:38The Royal Beekeeper went into the field and whispered to them that their queen was gone.
04:45But, not to worry, the bees had a new sovereign in King Charles.
04:50Uh-oh.
04:50Moral of the story, hey, who hasn't talked to the little animals in the forest once in
04:54a while?
04:55I mean, come on.
04:56When you said Royal Bees, I thought you meant Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton.
05:00I thought that's what you meant by Royal Bees.
05:02That's story number two, now known as just when I talk to the little animals in the forest,
05:06I'm on magic mushrooms.
05:07Yes.
05:09Yes.
05:09Uh, and our third story for today is No Sweat News Quiz.
05:13Well, that's Dateline, your card table.
05:16Oh.
05:16The Hoyle Playing Card Company has announced gender-neutral playing cards.
05:22Oh, my.
05:22In this new version of playing cards, gone are the classic face cards.
05:26The king, the queen, the jack.
05:28Because, they say, automatically placing the male king over the female queen reflects outdated
05:34sexist stereotypes.
05:36Oh, my.
05:37The jack, queen, king will be replaced by 10, 11, and 12.
05:41Bad timing, because they just made it king of England, for Christ's sake.
05:44I know.
05:45Exactly.
05:46The ace remains neutral because it's already gender-neutral.
05:52Ah.
05:53Moral of the story, so poker's royal flush goes right down the toilet?
05:57Yeah.
05:57Is that what we're doing?
05:58The only thing is, how am I going to know, like, you know, what my hand is, how I'm winning?
06:04Well, 12 is bigger than 11.
06:06I guess you're right.
06:07Yeah.
06:08There it is.
06:08Modern times.
06:09Modern solutions.
06:10Well, bigger than 11.
06:11Now, it's feeling like it's just Uno now.
06:13That's story number three.
06:15And what about story number four for today's No Sweat News Quiz?
06:18Dateline Spain.
06:20A woman just got busted for faking her own kidnapping and extorting her mom for the fourth time.
06:26Fourth.
06:27All right.
06:27What?
06:28Mom got another shocking video showing her daughter's abduction.
06:32Mom paid about 50 grand to strangers.
06:35But cops investigated because it had happened so many times and found the daughter and accomplices
06:39partying at a casino.
06:41Moral of the story.
06:43So three is the limit.
06:45Okay?
06:46Anything more than that?
06:47Anything?
06:47She did this to her own mom?
06:51This was her fourth time?
06:52Fourth time, yes.
06:53Holy, find a different victim, you stupid idiot.
06:56Well, who's going to pay her as a mom?
06:58I know, but who runs the exact same scam on the same person four times?
07:02They're going to figure it out.
07:03Can't make four.
07:04Three is the limit.
07:05That's story number four now known as.
07:07So we don't have to wonder anymore about the abduction.
07:09I will say this.
07:10Obviously, get this girl a job in Hollywood, though, directing, you know, action movies.
07:15Very convincing.
07:16Must be real exciting on Mother's Day around that house.
07:19How good are these videos that these videos have convinced this woman four separate times?
07:24Right.
07:24This woman's like Spielberg over there with these videos.
07:28Frankie from Staten Island, your mission, since you have chosen to accept it, is to choose the story we made up.
07:34Is it selling the TVs in the Walmart parking lot?
07:37Is it telling the royal bees that their mum has passed?
07:42Is it the gender-neutral playing cards?
07:45Or perhaps it's the extorting mom for the fourth time.
07:50Happy Mother's Day.
07:52It's the gender-neutral playing card, definitely.
07:56Number three.
07:57Gotta be, right?
07:58Has to be, Frankie.
07:59Listen, Frankie.
08:00I listen every day.
08:02I know.
08:02I believe the muzzle.
08:04I believe the muzzle.
08:06And listen, if the muzzle is wrong, the muzzle is never wrong.
08:09The muzzle's off, you're in some trouble.
08:11You go and change that made-up story, all right?
08:13You go back in time, you change it.
08:15All right, pal?
08:16Careful what you say around Frankie.
08:17These are the things, all right?
08:19These are the things for the things.
08:20I got an offer you can't refuse, Frankie.
08:23Frankie says...
08:24Frankie, I got an offer.
08:25The gender-neutral playing cards is the one we made up there, huh?
08:30What about that, Cots?
08:30Do we have a winner?
08:32Bing, bing, bing!
08:32He knocked you right out of the park!
08:34Frankie!
08:36Frankie, just when you thought you were out, they pull you back in!
08:40And you're going to Bush!
08:42Breaking Ben and Alice in Shades, Frankie!
08:46You're going, Frankie!
08:48Thank you, guys.
08:49Look at that.
08:49Thank you so much.
08:50Oh, God bless you!
08:52The gender-neutral playing cards.
08:54Oh, it's a good day.
08:55And thank you for listening to the Rad App, Frankie.
08:58We're glad you like the brand new Rad App, by the way.
09:00Pretty sweet, ain't it?
09:01It is.
09:02It's great.
09:03It's really good.