00:00Well, this seems kind of questionable.
00:06Dateline, Ohio, a gentleman got busted.
00:11How can I put this?
00:13Someone at a business at Ohio called the police
00:17because when they checked their company voicemail,
00:21they realized, is it me or is this guy leaving a voicemail
00:27for someone they think is a hitman?
00:30Oh, my God.
00:31What?
00:31And it turns out that someone got a wrong number
00:37and was leaving multiple messages on this company's voicemail
00:43because they thought it was the voicemail of a hitman.
00:48You stupid moron.
00:49You never leave a message.
00:53Desmond Ramsey is the stupid moron's name.
00:56Holy cow.
00:57This 58-year-old idiot is now behind bars.
01:01I mean, he's evil.
01:03That's what this person is, but he's stupid on top of being evil,
01:06which is a horrible combo.
01:08I mean.
01:09Usually your supervillains are at least intelligent.
01:12Well, there is sometimes with that.
01:14So when you're a bad, rotten-to-the-core evil SOB
01:18and then you're dumb, ooh, boy.
01:20You're bottom of the barrel.
01:21Hitman stories turn into, oh, he was actually calling the police
01:26because that is naturally how it goes.
01:29Right.
01:29Most hitmen for hire are actually undercover police officers.
01:34But, yeah, I don't get what the, um, leaving the voicemail.
01:39Hey, call me back.
01:40I want to kill this person.
01:41Yeah.
01:41No, no, no.
01:42That's called evidence.
01:44That's a really good way to get you thrown in the slammer, dummy.
01:47Story number two, Dateline Italy, well, or is it?
01:52I got a twist on the frivolous lawsuit.
01:56The Barilla Pasta Company is being sued because despite claiming
02:04and branding themselves as Italy's number one brand of pasta,
02:08they're actually making it in the United States of America.
02:12Oh, no, no.
02:13So the frivolous lawsuit people figured this out and said,
02:18wait a minute, you're charging me extra for the Italian ingredients,
02:23but it's made in Ohio or it's made in Illinois.
02:29So I, I mean, I've bought the stuff before.
02:32If they're going to pay me a couple of bucks back, I'll take the cash.
02:35Yeah.
02:36I mean, that's a, listen, it's always nice to get a few dollars,
02:39but yeah, you can't do that.
02:40That's, uh, that's not what we, where was it?
02:43Idaho, you said?
02:43Uh, it's made, Barilla, Barilla Pasta is made in the United States,
02:49but they really present themselves as an Italian company.
02:53So.
02:54What state though?
02:55What state?
02:55It's, well, it's made in Iowa.
02:58Iowa.
02:58That was the state I was looking for.
02:59Yeah.
02:59When, when I think of fine Italian food, I do not think of Iowa.
03:04Just going to be honest.
03:05I'm just going to agree with that.
03:07No, no, no, no.
03:07And Dateline Pennsylvania for our third story today.
03:11Philadelphia did it again.
03:14They prepped for the inevitable havoc of a sports celebration by greasing the light poles.
03:20Yeah.
03:21He saw that yesterday.
03:23Phillies clinched the national league wild cards or championship series, clinched the national league spot in the world series with a four, three win over San Diego yesterday.
03:34And before the game, city workers could be seen downtown with giant cans of Crisco.
03:40Yeah, they had to grease those poles, baby.
03:42Keep the people off those, those poles.
03:45Makes it harder for them to be climbed.
03:48I mean, it is hysterical though.
03:50Like we are anticipating full on carnage.
03:54So grease the poles, get the horses out, put his, put some blockades up there.
04:00It's like they're preparing for battle.
04:02It's like a Game of Thrones episode where, where, you know, there's two armies that are going to be fighting.
04:07You know what I say, Dave, let them climb the poles.
04:10Just let them climb.
