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00:24Commander Gusto
00:56Commander Gusto
01:16Commander Gusto
01:24Commander Gusto
01:54I'd rather go eat TV
01:55I had forgotten about Commander Gusto
01:57That way they'll never learn to eat like humans.
02:00You all keep eating
02:01And the jocretas? Aren't you going to eat them?
02:05Bring them here
02:07You're going to make a mess of the whole sofa
02:10What color was it when we bought it?
02:12This green
02:14Blue
02:15Oh, I don't know, I don't remember anymore.
02:16I'll put it in my Jocretas
02:21Let's see if it's Rafaela, Mom.
02:23Let's see...
02:28Yes, tell me
02:33Oh, what joy, how wonderful!
02:37Who will it be?
02:38Maybe we've been given the holidays
02:40Or that it has been discovered that I am not your daughter
02:42Of course I'm happy
02:44Very happy!
02:49What happened?
02:51Has your mother perhaps gone mute?
02:53They saw me at school
02:55And I get a call from a modeling agency
02:56No, much better
02:58One million pesetas
02:59Aunt Julia is coming to spend a few days with us
03:02Excellent!
03:04That's great, Julia!
03:05Excellent!
03:35Excellent!
03:51And is this for you?
03:53Thanks, aunt
03:54She's beautiful, isn't she?
03:56Let's see...
03:57Uh!
03:58Did you bring me this?
03:59Yes, isn't it beautiful?
04:00What is this for?
04:01Wasn't there anything better?
04:03Pepa, you're something else!
04:06And to you, Clara
04:06And since you don't like clothes
04:08Well, I don't know.
04:08I've brought you this treat
04:09Nothing
04:10Don't worry
04:11And I'm already used to the contempt.
04:14Let's see
04:14Open it, let's see.
04:15That?
04:15What has Aunt Julia brought?
04:17Look
04:18More pellets
04:19Balls
04:20So that?
04:20Is this for Pepe?
04:21I don't know
04:22For me?
04:26The Encyclopedia of Endangered Animals
04:28Bravo!
04:29A little kiss
04:30No, rather
04:32Two, two little kisses
04:33Three, three little kisses
04:36Oh, how I love this little face
04:38What thing
04:38But
04:39But who's going to eat that little nose?
04:46And then the best thing for her to study acting is to go to America
04:50But to the American Film Institute, to Boston or to UCLA
04:53No, but those are really outdated.
04:56Now, the courses organized by Tribeca are all the rage.
04:59Robert De Niro's production company?
05:01Robert De Niro's
05:02Yeah?
05:03Do you know him?
05:04We met once at an airport
05:06But come on, he only likes dark ones.
05:08Oh, really?
05:09And why?
05:10How should I know?
05:11Well, these Latinos who are recycling themselves into Wasps
05:14They're very strange
05:16What are Wasps?
05:18Wasp?
05:18But okay, Pepa, Pepa
05:20But how can you let the child fall asleep there?
05:22Oh, I hadn't even noticed!
05:24I hadn't even noticed.
05:24Okay
05:26Everyone go to sleep, it's very late.
05:27Come on, son
05:28I'm going up now
05:29Come on, Maria
05:30Tomorrow, no one will be able to lift you up.
05:31Go on, leave me alone with Aunt Julia for a little while
05:34Have you done your math?
05:36No
05:37Yes, I have made them
05:38You'll tell me when?
05:40If you've spent all day with your mouth open saying
05:42It must be very exciting
05:44Pepa, say something to her.
05:45Wow!
05:46He has to go to bed
05:48And get used to obeying
05:49Pepe, leave her alone
05:50It doesn't fall apart
05:51For once she's with her aunt Julia
06:05Dad, you reminded me for a moment of Frankenstein when he's carrying the baby girl in his arms
06:11What are you reading?
06:12A biography of Hendrix
06:14I didn't know he had choked to death on his own vomit
06:17That must be a horrible death, huh?
06:20Yeah
06:22And that interests you?
06:24Well, not much.
06:25It's just to make me drowsy and fall asleep.
06:43So I'm calling you from Spain to Kenya and that's all you can think to say to me
06:50No, that's not why you don't.
06:52Money is not important
06:54Kiss me by the telephone
07:00Give me a... send me a kiss over the phone
07:03Hi, send me a...
07:05Hello
07:07But why are the blinds down?
07:10It's been a beautiful day, man
07:13I don't know how you can like being in the dark
07:15You don't like sunlight
07:18Yes, yes, but what hurts my eyes?
07:21Your eyes need to get used to the sun.
07:23You'll see, look
07:25Look
07:26Look
07:26But look, do you see? Do you see how it doesn't hurt you?
07:29If he has dark eyes, he can't hurt you; it's just a quirk.
07:38Okay, okay, okay
07:40Today I'm going to prepare the food.
07:44Where is the fish and meat?
07:45I put it in the freezer because it was permeating everything with a smell
07:50And what's wrong with the smell of meat?
07:52Oh, I don't know how you can live with that smell of meat and fish all over the house and
07:57blood
07:57Oh, you're so dramatic, you're so dramatic
08:01Oh! Get out of the way, Pepe!
08:01Don't you like meat, Julia?
08:02Get out of here, Pepe!
08:03No, get out of here, Pepe!
08:03No, not me
08:04I don't like those jokes
08:07Have you ever thought that behind your vegetarian thing there's a bit of hysteria?
08:12Because you're a vegetarian, but you drink like a Cossack
08:15Perfect is impossible!
08:16Yes, but being so disgusted by it isn't normal.
08:18Well, I can't help it, it's like with pregnancies.
08:22I don't think I'll ever be able to have a child because having something inside me gives me the creeps.
08:26Yes, it gives you the creeps.
08:28Look how much you enjoy being a weird girl.
08:32And the coffee maker?
08:33I put it down there next to the cups
08:37And the coffee?
08:39Above, next to the brown sugar
08:40I threw away the granulated sugar
08:42It's terrible.
08:43This way everything is arranged more rationally.
08:46Look, Julia, it will be more rational for you.
08:51Don't you realize you're being a bit intrusive?
08:55You get home and rearrange everything.
08:57I just can't...
08:58Are you already fighting?
09:00No
09:00What was he telling you?
09:02Nothing
09:03So everything's alright, Juli?
09:05Oh, thank goodness.
09:07I'll see if I can make some coffee
09:08Is there no granulated sugar?
09:09I threw it away, it's terrible.
09:11For circulation
09:12Well, we'd better use that brown sugar, which also has a very good flavor.
09:15And she put the fish and meat in the freezer
09:17Oh, that's great!
09:18That way he doesn't get all the meat, which is honestly a bit disgusting.
09:21We put in that sandalwood of yours that you have
09:22Ah, yes
09:23I'll see if I've brought
09:25Hey, hey, no sandalwood, okay?
09:26Please, no sandalwood
09:27But it does smell really good.
09:29But it smells so bad that there's no way to stand it.
09:31And I've lost the whole house
09:32See you later, I'm leaving
09:33Did he pick on you with Kau?
09:35Yeah
09:35And where are you going now?
09:36To a carambito and with Dani
09:38But we weren't going on a hike to catch mice.
09:40Yes, but Mom gave me permission.
09:43Did you give him permission?
09:44Yeah
09:46Leave him alone, Pepe
09:47It's not good for him to always be with you.
09:49Let him go with other children and not be silly.
09:53Are you saying I'm stupid with you?
09:55It gets boxy
09:56I didn't go to school until I was nine, and I'm not stupid.
09:59Or is it?
10:00No, you're very clever.
10:01But a little capricious
10:03Look, who did he go to talk to?
10:05The one who focuses on the negative aspects of things.
10:07No?
10:07Yes, yes, well then, go on, go on
10:09That your friend, your friend with that air
10:11It seems that nothing is ever good enough for her.
10:13Look, sweetheart
10:14Look, the two aristocrats
10:15I am not an aristocrat
10:17The thing is, you're a bit simple.
10:18I may be a simple man, but I manage to keep the house running.
10:21Is it because I don't work?
10:22Yes, but you get fired from everywhere.
10:24Because they're rude and I can't stand them.
10:26See what I was saying?
10:29Aristocrats
10:29Okay, fine, if you want to argue, let's argue.
10:31No, no, I don't want to argue
10:32We're going to argue, but I'm no...
10:33Hey, please don't argue in front of me
10:35It's just that I get nervous
10:36No, no, if we don't argue
10:38No way, it's just a joke
10:39It's normal among us.
10:41You know I don't find those sarcastic remarks funny.
10:43Yeah, when you don't do them yourself
10:44Okay, fine, that's enough.
10:45If we continue like this, my friend is going to leave tomorrow morning.
10:49Julita
10:50Don't be sad, Julia
10:51When I get married or live with someone every day
10:55You'll see...
10:55You, he's just adding fuel to the fire.
10:56No, no, I mean when I live with someone every day
10:59You'll see how these things aren't so readily accepted.
11:01See? You've already made her cry
11:02Who, me?
11:02Juli, don't cry, you know I can't stand to see people cry
11:05Julita
11:06Well, but...
11:06Let's see if you're going to start crying now too.
11:09Well, there's always a reason to cry.
11:11Or not?
11:12Juli
11:13Yeah
11:13No
11:21Oh, my feet are killing me.
11:23Do you know we've walked?
11:25Hi, Clari
11:26Hello
11:28You know what? It's been three hours since we left.
11:31Clarita
11:32Three hours and fifteen minutes
11:33And for fifteen minutes you were in exactly the same position?
11:37No
11:37Because his feet were crossed, the right one over the left one.
11:40And now I have them backwards.
11:42Look, then give me some space.
11:43I'm going to show you the purchases
11:45You're annoying
11:46Daughter, what's wrong?
11:48Are you bored? Do you have a problem?
11:50No
11:50So what happens then?
11:54Nothing
11:56Daughter, you are the joy of the garden
11:59Look
12:00Clari
12:02Look
12:04No, no, no
12:05So
12:05The flower goes ahead
12:07Try it on
12:08Oh, oh, oh
12:09But okay, Mom, let's see
12:10What do you want?
12:11But have you seen it?
12:13What do you want?
12:14When I walk down the street and people laugh at me
12:16And he pointed his finger there, saying
12:18Look, look
12:19There goes Pepa's daughter in the red dress
12:21Don't you like it?
12:22I don't like?
12:23No
12:24Just seeing it gives me a mix of...
12:26Of disgust and horror
12:28The same thing happens to me when I see you
12:31Daughter, you're so difficult.
12:32Hey Clari, Clari, see if you like this
12:38History of the tortures of English pirates
12:41Wow, that was amazing!
12:43Thank you so much
12:44How cool
12:46An incision is made in the stomach
12:48The end of the intestine is grasped and the mast is driven in.
12:51Then a burning torch is applied to the prisoner
12:55Until he has no other choice but to run away
12:59And then the intestine comes out and pulls the stomach along with it.
13:03Ugh, how disgusting!
13:05But, Clif, how cool!
13:06And the food will come out
13:08Besides, Clari, can you imagine him running and his noodles falling out?
13:11Do you like that?
13:13Look, really
13:14You two are twisted.
13:17I'm going to see if I can get something to eat.
13:19Yes, that's it.
13:20It makes you fat and stupid
13:21Clarita, that mouth of yours is silent, huh?
13:25How cool
13:26Look, the incision is made
13:27In the stomach
13:28Well, the flag
13:29I don't know what's wrong with him
13:41I've been feeling down and grumpy lately.
13:44I feel so sorry for you
13:49Why are you looking at me like that?
13:51But why are you worrying about nothing?
13:53It's just a phase.
13:55Wow, she says it like you're 16, Julia.
13:57And I remind you that you have 20 more, exactly the same as me.
14:00Well, but they have the world
14:03What am I? Dead?
14:04No, what I mean is that because of my filming I'm in a lot of contact with young people.
14:09And for traveling to many countries
14:11And you are here with your family and in your home, with your children.
14:14What are you trying to tell me by that?
14:16Am I a gossipy old woman in a mess?
14:17Hey?
14:18Look, I took the pill two years before you.
14:21By the time you went to bed, I had already done it with a dozen.
14:23And I was telling you this so you could imagine it, Julia.
14:25Because you said they would hurt you a lot
14:27So you'd better not forget those things
14:29But why are you angry?
14:31Maybe it's because she and I look very similar
14:33Well, others of you are nothing like us.
14:35And why can't she and I be like that? Let's see.
14:38Why not?
14:39Because my daughter is exactly like her, just like who knows what her mother is like.
14:41She has the same bad temper and the same hatred for everything that I had when I was little.
14:46So why don't you understand it?
14:48And what do I know?
14:49Ah, well, I'll tell you.
14:51You don't understand her because you overwhelm her.
14:53And you don't listen to her
14:54You are you and you and you and all the time
14:58Do you understand her?
14:59Yeah
15:01Don't make me laugh
15:04She told me
15:05What did he tell you?
15:06He gets along better with me than with you.
15:08She's more relaxed.
15:10She talks to me almost as if she were talking to herself.
15:14Look, Julia
15:15You know I love you very much, right?
15:17But even if I separated from her, look at your neck
15:20I gave birth to her, and you didn't.
15:21I raised her, and you didn't.
15:22And she is without him, tell me
15:28Forgive me, I'm a little nervous about things
15:30Go read that pirate book with her.
15:34So beautiful that I don't understand
15:36While I'm going to see if I can prepare dinner
15:47Basketball is about to start
15:49The boys against girls
15:51Ah, but you like basketball
15:54I like football more
15:55I generally like all sports
15:57Well, regular golf
15:58You almost never see the little ball
16:00Come on, Dad, let us finish watching the program
16:03If they're still in the ads
16:04Now they're going to give a recap of the most interesting play in the NBA
16:08Or for something that interests me?
16:09No
16:11Okay, okay, let's see, let's see
16:13Let's see what it is that interests you so much.
16:20Don't tell me you like movies now
16:23I've always liked him, Dad
16:24Already
16:24And the ballet
16:25And to be a model
16:26Look, daughter, you're at an age where you keep quiet.
16:28He changed his mind
16:29With that crazy little head of yours.
16:31Be quiet for a bit, I can't hear you.
16:32Don't do that to me.
16:33Shut up, okay?
16:35Hey, Pepe
16:36That?
16:40When you were little, didn't you like it when your parents...
16:43I know what you're going to...
16:44No, you don't know
16:45I bet when you were little you liked it when your parents let you
16:48That you could do whatever you wanted
16:50Yes, what?
16:50Well, you have to let your children do what they want.
16:53Because if not...
16:54But...
16:55Oh, what?
16:56Oh no, but if you get like this we can't talk
16:59If not, then what?
17:00Don't do to me what Pepe did, he always leaves me with stockings
17:01Well, then let her watch whatever she wants.
17:04I want to watch basketball
17:06Well, you'll see later.
17:07No, I want to watch the game from the beginning
17:09But if you're being so difficult, if it's simply impossible, then you can't raise children like that.
17:14children
17:14Hey, Julia, Julia, don't lecture me on how to raise my children, okay?
17:19Besides, you're always sitting in my seat.
17:21You know I like to sit there?
17:22But you're always there.
17:23Well, nothing much.
17:24Well, then...
17:25Sorry
17:29Dad, you're a jerk.
17:32Now I'm going to have to go watch TV at my neighbor's house.
17:43You weren't upset that they wrapped everything in aluminum foil, were you?
17:47You know she's a little bit of a maniac
17:48Yes, it's not just that, it's all the aluminum foil, the blinds
17:52That strict governess's gaze
17:55You know I love her very much, but...
17:57It makes me mad
17:59I think you should tell him to leave.
18:01You're crazy, Pepe, how am I supposed to tell him that?
18:04I'm serious.
18:05Then it's going to get worse
18:07Nobody's perfect except her
18:10The world is divided into trash and useless people.
18:13And she on the sidelines
18:15And when did he leave?
18:17And when did he go and give you advice?
18:19Hey, almost incapable of solving his life
18:22She spends her time telling everyone what we have to do
18:26Oh, you've really taken a liking to poor Julia.
18:29I haven't caught her, but I want her to leave.
18:31And if you don't tell him, I'll have to tell him myself.
18:33She's my best friend, Pepe
18:36Come on, it's the only one I have.
18:37But I can't stand her
18:39That's your final word.
18:40Yes, I'm sorry
18:44Well, I'll tell him.
18:45But I'll save this one for you.
18:48Go on, let her stay until Maria's birthday
18:50She was very excited.
18:51No
18:53Do you really know why you want him to leave?
18:55Let's see
18:57Because you're used to being the king of the house
18:59And as has been the case since she came
19:00We're not listening to you, he's jealous
19:02Me, jealous?
19:03Yeah
19:03Her?
19:04Yes, I'm jealous too.
19:05Because he gets along better with girls
19:07Because, of course, he doesn't have to put up with them all day.
19:09See? That's true.
19:11Besides, I really don't like that he's pressuring Maria about movies.
19:16Then until the birthday
19:18No, Pepe, no, no, no
19:19I know what will happen
19:21He'll buy her a better gift than the one I'll buy her.
19:24And the girl will like it more
19:25And that's going to annoy me.
19:27Because he's been saving up for a long time to be able to buy it.
19:32In addition, I bought him a useful gift.
19:34Not some silly thing she probably bought for him
19:37She bought a video camera
19:40A video camera?
19:41Okay, so you're going to let him stay, yes or no?
19:44Pepe, I've been raising my children for a long time.
19:46So that they are not ghosts and know what life is.
19:49And she'll be here in a week with those movie fantasies
19:51Maria goes crazy again
19:53You'll see how hard it is to get that bitch out of your head now.
19:55But, but, Pepe, I don't think it's bad that she has her dreams
19:59But this whole movie thing is nonsense, Pepe
20:02Because?
20:03As?
20:03People in movies will be normal, they'll be like us.
20:07Maybe you'll end up being a great actress
20:09No, Pepe, no, no
20:11That those things never happen.
20:13Look, you, you, you wanted to be a novelist
20:15And there you are, at an airport.
20:17I wanted to be a zoologist
20:18And I work in a doll factory
20:20They need to be properly educated.
20:21So that they will know what they will be tomorrow.
20:24Losers like us
20:29Do you think we're failures?
20:32No
20:33Yes, yes, yes, you do think so, Pepe
20:35Yeah
20:35No, go on, Pepe, go to sleep
20:37Let's see if you're going to use the excuse that we're failures now.
20:41He's staying until his birthday
20:42And then he leaves.
20:45But
20:48Do you really think we're failures?
20:53How can we be failures?
20:57With our three children, like three suns we have
21:00Clear
21:10Daughter, not you, don't help me
21:11You're going to get a hernia
21:13I'm here only for quality control.
21:16Maybe this cake just won't turn out well.
21:18But we met at my birthday party
21:20A hair clip and chewing gum
21:22Because I did it in a hurry.
21:24But it was good.
21:25Remember that Dad got very sick
21:27Your father is exaggerating.
21:29Clarita
21:32Look, here comes my sister in the fullness of her beauty
21:38Many congratulations, daughter
21:40Congratulations, sister
21:42Hey, look, I think you need to start thinking about getting married.
21:45Because time flies by
21:48And crow's feet don't forgive.
21:50Every day's the same, huh?
21:52Daughter, you're such a pain.
21:53Mary
21:56And what are you doing dressed like that?
21:58Aren't you going fishing today?
22:00Exactly
22:01But Dad, it's my birthday!
22:05But that's something we don't have, Pepe.
22:07It makes me tell Julia to leave and now
22:10Have you told him?
22:12News! News!
22:14Aunt Julia is leaving home because Dad is a jerk
22:19Is that what you told the children?
22:21Don't take it literally, it was meant to be understood in two words.
22:26Are you really leaving, Auntie?
22:28Yeah
22:32Bye
22:36Bye
22:40Goodbye, Pepe, thank you
22:42Goodbye, Julia
22:43The goat will pass.
22:47Hey, what had I brought, had I bought something for Maria?
22:50Can I give it to him?
22:51I don't know, you go.
22:53Pepe, don't be a jerk
22:54I'm not a jerk
22:56Yes, you're behaving like a little kid.
22:58It's not a lie.
23:01Why does he always have to give the best gifts?
23:03The most beautiful, the most expensive
23:05My money's worthless
23:08It takes a lot of sacrifice to earn it.
23:10And I'm fed up.
23:14You're stealing my children's affection.
23:17We spend our lives raising each other so that she can then take all the joy.
23:22If he wants a family, he should find one himself.
23:26Hey, what if I've been a little unbearable?
23:28This week it's all because of my boyfriend, the Masai
23:31He told me he was going to come see me
23:33And now it turns out he's told me he's not coming.
23:35And that I don't go there either.
23:37And it's very hot now.
23:39Well, I don't mind the heat.
23:42But, of course
23:43You are my only family
23:55Julia
23:57That?
24:00What did you buy for the girl?
24:03A video camera
24:06And what brand? Let's see if we bought it from the same one.
24:17Do you think Maria has any chance in the film industry?
24:20Oh, but I don't know.
24:21All I know is that if I dedicate myself to film
24:24It's because my parents forbade it.
24:25And I don't want the same thing to happen to her.
24:28Julia, Julia
24:29I know you've been involved for a while now
24:32But you could hide it from the children
24:34Hey, Pepa
24:35Don't even joke about that.
24:37I don't like those jokes.
24:38In other words, just ignore him.
24:40You know how it is.
24:41It would have been worse if Clarita had said something
24:44What would you think if your dad and you got together?
24:47Dad would end up killing and dismembering him
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