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00:27Today
00:35What's that?
00:37Jorge is restless because he can't sleep and is bored.
00:40Jorge! What are you doing?
00:43I'm just not sleepy and I'm bored.
00:46Go to sleep.
00:58And what is that?
01:00Maria's Perfume
01:02Maria, didn't I tell you that that potion makes me nauseous?
01:04Well, you'll just have to deal with it.
01:06Mother!
01:07That?
01:08Tell Maria not to wear that cheap whore perfume
01:11Mom, tell Clarita to take her stinky boots out of the room
01:15You heard that, Clary.
01:27And this?
01:29Jorge jumping on the bed
01:31Dwarf, if you don't stop jumping, I'll cut off your legs.
01:34Clara!
01:36Jorge!
01:38Jorge!
01:39Jorge!
01:40What, Dad?
01:41What are you doing?
01:42Stop jumping on the bed
01:43Latest!
01:50He slipped and fell, hitting either the bedside table or the chair.
01:53What if he's hurt himself?
01:56I would cry
02:08Pepe, the ostrich, has gone back into the room
02:12Good
02:14Well, I'm not going to sleep here with the ostrich.
02:16Shh!
02:16Go downstairs!
02:54Go downstairs!
03:09Dad
03:10That?
03:11I want you to buy me a motorcycle
03:13No
03:14Why not?
03:16Because I don't want to pick up your brains from the roadside one day
03:18Understood?
03:19Hey, Pepe, we're eating.
03:21That way you can eat them in small portions later.
03:23Okay, that's enough!
03:23I would prefer to preserve them in formaldehyde to have a memento of my sister
03:28Okay, that's enough with the dirty talk.
03:29By the way, Maria, when you shave, clean everything well because otherwise I find it all full of hair.
03:34Pepe, you too
03:39That's not right!
03:41Shut up, dwarf!
03:42Shut up, you breastless witches!
03:44Okay, that's enough.
03:45Now for dessert
03:46Mom has made plans
03:48With burnt sugar?
03:51I want all the burnt sugar, okay?
03:53All
03:53Each to their own, Jorge
03:56Come
03:57This is yours
04:01Thank you
04:04Dad
04:06I want to go out on Thursday night
04:08No
04:10There's a concert
04:12No
04:12Dad, it's from New Kids on the Block
04:15No
04:15And besides, there's a party later on that one of them is sure to go to.
04:19I told you no, it's because you're deaf.
04:25But I want to go
04:27Maria, didn't you hear me?
04:28But why can't I go?
04:29Why not?
04:30Because no, because no, it's always the same
04:31All my friends can go, but I have to stay.
04:33Well, I'm fed up!
04:35Maria
04:37Lift the chair
04:42Sit down
04:44Put on the napkin
04:49And now if he wants to get up, you get up
04:51But leave the napkin on the cutlery without making a sound.
04:55You'll see when I turn 18!
04:57This girl is going to find out.
04:58Pepe, Pepe, sit down!
05:01If you spoil them too much
05:04If you don't have authority, Dad
05:06Be quiet!
05:16Do you think it's right that the poor cowboy
05:18They only gave him two points?
05:21If it was the best thing about the game
05:23And what was the point of all those signings?
05:25That's what I say.
05:26Hey
05:27And there's no way to talk to my mother-in-law in Canada?
05:30If only...
05:35I want the rice to look good today, okay?
05:36It turned out great today.
05:39What I really want today is meat.
05:41Of course, daughter, eat
05:42And your mother?
05:43My mother?
05:44Better, thanks.
05:45And the salt?
05:46There it is, don't you mind taking it, queen
05:48Whatever you say, darling
05:50I have to go to the mosque now, okay?
05:52Okay, you and I, happy.
05:54Hello
05:59I'm going to see if my rice is ready.
06:01And while you're at it, you get a second one from those guys at that table.
06:03I see that they are finishing up
06:04Yes of course
06:07Hello, Pepe
06:08Hello, Pepe
06:09See?
06:10This is the kind of work that suits me
06:12You guys have some nerve, you're really something else.
06:15But why?
06:16If they like it, they feel at home.
06:18Don't you know, Pepe, that the bar is a substitute for home?
06:22But when the boss comes, he's going to give you all a piece of his mind.
06:25But what if he only comes to work the till at night?
06:27And if there's an inspection, well, I'll bribe them.
06:30Go ahead, take advantage of the fact that I'm in a good mood
06:32And I will serve you personally.
06:33Can I get you a beer?
06:36Well
06:42To what do we owe the honor of this visit, Pepe?
06:45I just didn't want the children to find out.
06:47Pepe, I'm not going through a good time
06:51Did you know that the rotary torque has started at the factory?
06:54Yes, well, but they told you that you wouldn't...
06:55Yes, yes, because I'm one of the oldest.
06:57And I've never had any problems with bosses.
06:59They weren't going to include me.
07:00Well, they've included me.
07:02But that's a despicable act.
07:03No, no, no, don't say that
07:05We need to help the company
07:06If we don't all help, the ship will sink.
07:10Imagine how badly the owners must be feeling.
07:12Thus, Pepito, Iborra and Manolito
07:15But Pepe, what do you care about Pepito, Iborra and Manolito?
07:18Of course I care
07:19It's my company, my first job
07:22Just thinking about them potentially closing the factory
07:25It makes me want to cry, Pepe
07:27But your bosses are loaded.
07:29And each one has a yacht
07:31Then they should sell it.
07:32And don't put you on that rotating unemployment scheme
07:34The yachts are theirs and they have no reason to sell them
07:37What's his is his, and the company is something else entirely.
07:40The company...
07:41We are all the company
07:43Look, Pepe
07:43You must be the only employee who likes their bosses.
07:46Really
07:46You work overtime
07:48You only have 15 days of vacation per year
07:49And now they're putting you on rotating unemployment.
07:52And they pay you half your salary
07:53And you feel sorry for your bosses
07:55Because they can't eat seafood every day
07:57If there were a contest for fools
07:59Really, Pepe
08:00You won, but you won
08:00But by a long way, by a long way
08:01But quite long
08:11Pass it on, pass it on, man
08:12Pass it on, but it'll be a suck-up.
08:13Pass it on!
08:15Lack
08:16That's from a card.
08:17Straight red card
08:22But how can he miss a goal?
08:23A guy who earns 100 million pesetas a year
08:25The end of the first half
08:28Well, I don't know how we're going to fix this result now.
08:32Come on, let's have dinner
08:33Dinner
08:34Wait, wait a moment
08:35If you don't come right away
08:37I give it to the animals
08:38No, son, let's go
08:39Come on, your mother is capable of that
08:41And much more
08:44Take
08:49Clarita, I don't like it when you wear those pants
08:51You look like a poor person
08:51And what am I?
08:53I certainly don't understand how you can like dressing like that
08:55Come on, Dad
08:56Don't be a nuisance
08:57Now it turns out that I'm a nuisance too.
09:01How are you?
09:04Not bad
09:07Oh, Dad
09:08It's the fashion
09:10That skirt
09:11That skirt
09:11It's too short
09:12And also
09:13Your shirt is very unbuttoned
09:14Your bra is showing.
09:15And I don't understand why you wear so much makeup when you're so young.
09:19Oh, what a great kitchen, my dad!
09:23Maria, you won't look good like that.
09:25You're going
09:26You're eating too much dinner
09:27But, Dad, I'm going to the movies
09:30That's not how you go out on the street
09:31Very good, Dad.
09:32You shut up, Clarita
09:35Dad
09:35People dress however they want.
09:37Besides, I don't like the way you dress.
09:39And I'm not saying anything to you.
09:40But I am your father
09:42I don't want her to go out dressed like that either, okay?
09:44Because they're going to get her pregnant
09:45And me, I'm not having a nephew.
09:47Clarita, you're earning it.
09:49Oh, and don't you know that you have erotic dreams every night?
09:52For example, yesterday
09:53I'm going to put it on for you.
09:54Look, you asked for it.
09:57Dad, do you know what Clarita calls you?
10:00Little kitchen
10:00And I don't really like it when you call me that.
10:02Of course, just like he called me when I was little.
10:05No, Cocinita calls you that when he's with you.
10:08But then he calls you a faggot.
10:11Faggot?
10:13Wow!
10:13My hand has gotten cold
10:16What do you think of the girl?
10:18Okay, Pepe
10:19That obsession you have with clothes
10:20It's a little bit
10:21It's a little suspicious.
10:23That's it, that's it, that's it
10:24You, you're on top of being a joke
10:25And may I ask why you're calling me that?
10:28It's a way of expressing my affection
10:30Well, that's the last time you call me that.
10:32But why?
10:34Clarita
10:35Because I don't find it funny at all.
10:39Okay, Pepe
10:39You too, son
10:40You've been going through a rough patch lately...
10:46And what time does the movie end?
10:48At one o'clock
10:49So I'm here by two or two-thirty
10:51That's too late
10:54And what are you coming back for?
10:55By taxi?
10:56No, on the motorcycle
11:02What kind of motorcycle?
11:04Mom has helped me
11:05And between the two of us, we've given the entrance
11:07For a used motorcycle
11:11I thought I had told you.
11:14Okay, Pepe
11:16The thing is...
11:17They've left it on trial.
11:19Yeah
11:21But Mari has to pass everything with flying colors.
11:23So that his father
11:24I let her keep it
11:25Wow!
11:26And now we eat the lentils
11:27And Maria's fried egg with potatoes
11:30We all eat lentils here.
11:31And Miss
11:32Eat lentils like everyone else
11:35I just don't feel like it.
11:37Well, you eat them.
11:38Dad, I just don't like them.
11:40I don't like many things either, and I just put up with it.
11:44Dad, I don't like lentils
11:45I'm going to gag
11:46Well, you eat them.
11:48Dad, I'm feeling nauseous
11:49Also, Mom made me fried eggs
11:52And I'm going to eat my fried eggs.
12:00Dad, I don't want lentils
12:02I don't want them
12:02Well, you eat them.
12:03They disgust me
12:05And besides, I'm already old.
12:06And do whatever I want.
12:07That's what you think.
12:08Eat lentils!
12:18Pepe!
12:23And now you eat them.
12:24And don't get up from the table
12:26Until you're finished
12:31But Pepe, don't get like that
12:33The girl had a whim for a motorcycle
12:35And he had promised me
12:36Look, Pepe, I'm fed up with everyone messing with me in this house
12:38And do you know why?
12:39Because of you
12:41Is it my fault?
12:42Yes, yes, it's your fault.
12:43Because of you
12:44You never respect me
12:45You always laugh at what I say
12:46And these are the consequences
12:49But why did you have to buy the motorcycle for Maria?
12:52If we have only given the entry
12:54Maria says that if she also has to take the lentils from her hair
12:59I'm fed up!
13:01I'm fed up!
13:03Everyone makes fun of me at home, at the factory
13:05I'm always the last monkey
13:07Tell Maria that I strictly forbid her from using the motorcycle
13:10Give it back! I don't even want to see it.
13:11But we've already paid.
13:12Give it back!
13:13We're going to lose our ticket, Pepe.
13:15I don't care, give it back.
13:16Okay, fine.
13:17Well, if that makes you feel better
13:18The motorcycle is returned.
13:19And that's it.
13:35Why hasn't the vulture passed me by? You were alone
13:40And now the counterattack
13:43Beware of Romario
13:45Beware of...
13:46Come on in! Come on in!
13:48Come on in! Come on in!
13:49Come on in! Come on in!
13:50Come on in! Come on in!
13:52Noise! Noise! Noise!
13:53And the glasses! What!
13:55Madrid's defense froze.
13:58And Romario...
13:59Where's the screwdriver?
14:00What do you want it for?
14:02What do you think?
14:05Do you want spaghetti for dinner?
14:07No
14:08I don't feel like it.
14:11Pepe, maybe it wasn't her
14:13It happened very quickly
14:15Yeah
14:15Now try to fix it
14:17Do you think I'm an idiot and don't recognize my daughter?
14:19Why didn't you return the motorcycle?
14:21I'll return it tomorrow, Pepe
14:22But don't you do another stupid thing like you did with the lentils.
14:25Hey?
14:27So that's nonsense.
14:28Hey?
14:29Pepe, son, be careful with the can
14:31Phew!
14:32And buying a motorcycle for your daughter who has no brain, isn't that wrong?
14:37Riding motorcycles is a very dangerous thing.
14:40Do you know how many people die each year on motorcycles?
14:43Oh, it's not done, nor was it done, Pepe!
14:46Damn it!
14:48That's all I needed.
14:50Let's see...
14:51No, no, it was nothing.
14:52Come on, get up, get up
14:53Come on up, you're putting on a band-aid
14:55What harm?
14:56Yes, what harm I'm going to do
14:56I know you're not very bright, Pepe
14:59Hi, Mom
15:06Hello, Maria, daughter
15:07Is something wrong?
15:09It's because the dinner made me feel unwell.
15:12Huh?
15:13My concert?
15:15Good
15:16I'm going to my room
15:22Hi, Dad
15:22I'm going to the room
15:23Didn't I tell you not to take the motorcycle?
15:36This girl has been drinking
15:39Dad, let me go, what's hurting me?
15:41Leave her alone, she's not feeling well
15:43How can she feel well if she's drunk as a skunk?
15:46And what have you been drinking, huh?
15:48A little bit of voice
15:50Well, you're going to have a little more
15:51You're going to take a little more
15:53Dad, let me
15:54Mom, tell me
15:57Pepe, let her go, she's going to get worse.
15:59Pepe, don't say anything
16:00Now things are going to be done my way
16:02Pepe, that's enough.
16:04Mom, please let me go
16:06Are you going to find out who your father is?
16:08Don't you like vodka?
16:09Well, baby
16:13Drink a little more
16:14Drink a little more
16:19Don't you dare lay a hand on me, you animal
16:21You're an acorn-fed animal
16:23Now you know who your father is.
16:25You're crazy
16:40Hi Clarita
16:41Hello
16:42Hello
16:43And your brother?
16:45It was uncomfortable in the fridge, so I put it in a cupboard.
16:49How was the movie?
16:51Very good
16:52I fell asleep when they were telling him
16:54That his wife had disappeared
16:57But that's just at the beginning, right?
16:59Shh, I was very tired
17:01I had a foot ache
17:03What I don't understand is why you go to the movies.
17:05Well, I fell asleep when it was going
17:07When he goes over that bridge
17:09That bridge that appears in all American movies
17:11I mean
17:12You went to see a Robert De Niro movie
17:14And you fell asleep before I even left.
17:16And what do you want us to do?
17:18Well, your sister called.
17:20Ah, yes
17:21To say that I was in bed with a black man
17:24You'll see, it'll be back on time today.
17:26There's nothing better than a good punishment
17:28Two weeks without going out and feeling great
17:30I would have preferred that you punish her.
17:33Giving him electric shocks
17:35Well
17:35Well, I'm going to sleep.
17:38Me too
17:39I hope this punishment serves as an example to you.
17:42So you can see that your parents can be tough too.
17:44When required
17:45When I do something bad
17:47I would prefer that you ask me for it
17:50See you tomorrow
18:17Pepe, go to bed, I'll stay here.
18:19If it will be arriving
18:20Pepe, Pepe, do you know what time it is?
18:22The five
18:23I don't understand
18:24However it happened to him
18:26Something's happened, he's going to find out.
18:28Pepe, pay attention to me
18:30Don't be anxious
18:32That?
18:34Because you can't keep treating Maria like this.
18:37As?
18:38Like a little girl
18:40Well, she's got less brainpower than a seven-year-old girl.
18:42Yes, but she's not a seven-year-old girl.
18:46So, how do you want to treat yourself?
18:48Like a woman, Pepe
18:49She's at that age where she rebels against everything.
18:52And she wants to do whatever she wants
18:53Whenever she wants
18:55That's definitely not the case.
18:57While I'm in this house
18:58Don't do anything stupid.
19:01If he would listen to me
19:02But she has to learn things for herself, Pepe.
19:04You're drowning, son
19:05And why does he have to learn nonsense?
19:07And how many silly things haven't we done?
19:10For still legs
19:13She has to make the mistake herself, Pepe.
19:15Because if we don't let her do it
19:16Do you know what's going to happen?
19:18That?
19:19That we will end up losing it
19:21That's what you want
19:23No no
19:24That's definitely not the case.
19:27Children are not our property
19:31Well, they should be.
19:34So let's see what you do, Pepe.
19:43My God!
19:44But, daughter, what happened to you?
19:47I fell, Mom.
19:48I've hurt myself a lot.
19:49But where?
19:51I don't know
19:52I fell
19:53I've hurt myself a lot.
19:56Pepe, you don't know where you've fallen
19:58Go ahead, leave her alone
20:00That's what I was saying
20:02He's not smart enough to ride a motorcycle
20:04My God, my God, my God
20:06Pepe, you're making her more nervous
20:07Can't you see it has nothing?
20:10Wow!
20:10Go to the living room
20:11But how am I going to get to the hall?
20:13Well then, you're keeping quiet.
20:15But how can I keep quiet?
20:16Watching my daughter bleed to death?
20:18Pepe, what are you doing to him?
20:20She needs to be taken to the hospital.
20:21Pepe, you're driving me crazy!
20:23Well, you've already got me out!
20:25It's your fault, your fault, your fault
20:27For buying the damn waiter
20:29To the girl with the big noses
20:37But daughter
20:38But how did you get this fall?
20:40You need to be more careful.
20:41But Mom, if a boy took me away
20:43Which one? Which one?
20:45The one you liked so much?
20:46Yeah
20:47And she told me she liked it.
20:49So I let him take the motorcycle
20:51And there has been a male, and he has stood out for the others.
20:54And the motorcycle was no longer here.
20:55But did you do all this in that fall?
20:58Part
20:58Yeah
20:59And part of the other hit, Mom
21:01Yeah
21:01But he's a very handsome guy, you know?
21:03But he drives terribly.
21:05We almost fell into a ravine
21:09But I love him
21:10Oh, Maria
21:12Daughter
21:13I think we'll really have to return the motorcycle now.
21:16The motorcycle, whatever's left of it
21:19Yes, Mom
21:19I think so
21:20Well
21:21This is already done
21:24Now, my daughter, your knees are a mess.
21:26Oh, but I don't have the scar anymore, do I?
21:29For the bikini
21:30No
21:31If you don't touch your crossbones, no
21:34Well
21:35I'm going to bed
21:41Mary
21:46That?
21:47Do you remember when I gave you the money for the down payment on the motorcycle?
21:50Did you tell me you owed me something?
21:53One favor
21:54That?
22:38Dad
22:39Don't worry, it was nothing.
22:43Good
22:46Dad
22:47Yes, yes
22:49I know.
22:50Go on
22:51Go on
22:53Go to bed and rest
22:55Dad
22:57That?
23:00Forgive me
23:04Very good
23:06Forgiven
23:09And now go away.
23:10I have to paint some dolls
23:13At this hour?
23:14Yes, at this hour.
23:17Come on, Dad, don't talk nonsense.
23:20And if it's already very late
23:21You're going to paint them very badly.
23:25Daughter, my daughter
23:26You gave me such a fright!
23:30I know, Dad.
23:33Motorcycles are really dangerous.
23:37And I'm telling you this from experience.
23:41Look, I remember
23:42I should have
23:44He must be 16 years old
23:47And he had drunk a lot
23:49I had a motorcycle
23:50Small
23:51If so
23:5150 cubic centimeters
23:53And there was no light
23:54And I became
23:56Further
23:56Further
23:5710 kilometers
23:58Along a road
23:59Dark
24:00It was one of those nights
24:03A moonless summer
24:04And do you know how?
24:06Look
24:07He carried the head
24:09At foot level
24:10To be able to go
24:11See the line on the road
24:13And when he came
24:18Maria
24:21Maria
24:27My daughter
24:30You are the most beautiful thing I have
24:35If you miss something
24:36I wouldn't know what to do.
24:43To life
24:49We need to see how much you weigh.
24:55Already
24:56Time for bed
24:58Let me go from my heart