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00:26Thank you!
00:33Maria, what do you think of the cool drumsticks I bought?
00:39But do you think they've bought you the battery?
00:41Sure.
00:43And if not, what are you going to do?
00:45A mass killing.
00:47Well, I can't find the motorcycle keys anywhere.
00:50Auntie, where have you hidden the notes?
00:52I carry them with me.
00:54I failed four, what about you?
00:56All.
00:58Maria.
01:00Oh, what?
01:01I'm a little depressed.
01:03But why?
01:05By Ignacio.
01:07Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
01:09In other words, stupid.
01:09She's just like a friend.
01:11Since he's been fired from the pizzeria, he's a bit depressed.
01:14Do you know what I've been thinking of doing?
01:16The fact that?
01:18Where did Dad put the motorcycle keys?
01:21In Bethlehem!
01:24Maria, I'm going to tell Dad to hire Ignacio for the store
01:29with one of those rubbish contracts.
01:31What do you think?
01:33Good.
01:34Good.
01:34Where did he put the keys?
01:36Dad.
01:37With his limited intelligence for some things, for others...
01:41In the refrigerator.
01:43Inside the butter, like in last night's movie.
01:50Dwarf, look, since there can't be tonight, the posthumous concert in nirvana is that I amazed you.
01:54Do you want to stop now?
01:55Ah!
01:56Ah!
01:56Either give or carrot!
01:58Ah!
02:01Ah!
02:31Thank you!
02:47Thank you!
02:48Pepé! Pepé!
02:58Pepé!
02:58Jorge's remote-controlled car is very expensive.
03:02I didn't do it to you.
03:02I don't know what's inside, but what exactly did he ask for?
03:05No, but if we buy the car, we can't buy the battery.
03:09And if we buy the battery, we can't buy the car.
03:12So, what does it do?
03:14Well, we can apply for a loan.
03:15Yes, one credit, one credit. Do you make all the rules about credits?
03:19What else do you know? I don't like asking for loans for the Three Kings.
03:22Kings are something else entirely.
03:24Okay, well, let's see, we'll decide about Maria's motorcycle later.
03:27Ah, no, no, no, absolutely not, absolutely not, not at all.
03:30But Pepe, he's been asking for it for a year, if we don't buy it for him he'll have a fit.
03:33No, no, I told you that's not why it happens.
03:35But Pepe, don't talk nonsense, he's not going to fall anymore, can't you see that he already
03:38He learned with the other one, huh?
03:40Besides, you pay for this one entirely, because I spent a good amount of money when I had to return the used one.
03:46I told you no.
03:48So what are we going to give him? Some pacifiers?
03:52The thing is, you like to do things first, and then we'll see.
03:56And you think about them so much that you end up doing nothing, Pepe.
03:59Pepe, if it were up to you we'd still be thinking about getting married and having children.
04:03Well, yes, that's just how I am, sorry.
04:07You are like that, but not always.
04:09And to prove it, Pepe, we're going to buy Maria's motorcycle.
04:13No, no, no, I said no.
04:16Children should be given what they want, Pepe.
04:22Look, I always wanted one of these.
04:24Well, for Clary.
04:26We shouldn't give them what they want.
04:28My father always bought me whatever he wanted.
04:31And I love him very much.
04:32Well, you give him whatever you want and I'll give him whatever I want.
04:38Although, to be honest, I haven't bought that bike with training wheels yet.
04:42Don't you know the terrible tantrum I threw?
04:46Perhaps that's why I never learned to ride a bike.
04:49See? I'm right.
04:51Look, Pepe, it's Barbie.
04:52Maybe you're right.
04:53Hollywood.
04:54But we don't have any money anyway.
04:56Look, this is just to mess around.
04:59And if he doesn't want it for me.
05:01But how can we not have money?
05:03Pepe, Pepe, live the path.
05:06We are poor.
05:07We live for the day.
05:08And now we're going through a difficult situation.
05:10At the store?
05:12Yes, for the store, for the washing machine, for the dishwasher, for the bathroom renovation.
05:17The deadlines.
05:18The deadlines for everything.
05:19Nothing is ours, Pepe.
05:20Everything belongs to the bank and we pay it back in installments.
05:23We don't have a penny, Pepe.
05:24Not a penny.
05:26So what are we doing here?
05:28With all these things?
05:29If you insisted we come shopping.
05:45Know?
05:45I think it's a great idea to hire someone for the shop with a terrible contract.
05:50What a crazy, awful, terrible thing to do, it's all rubbish!
05:52Anyway, I think it is a good idea.
05:55That way I'll have some free time.
05:56You're also creating jobs and helping young people become responsible.
06:01Hey, what about you? Wouldn't you be interested?
06:03No, not me. Besides, giving it to me, being your daughter, would be a betrayal, Dad.
06:16Hello.
06:17Hello.
06:28No, I don't think any of them are worth it.
06:31And then?
06:33Hi, Pepe. Hi, Clara.
06:36I came because Clara told me that she was going to get you involved with some job or other.
06:40This is our man, alert and discreet.
06:43Yeah?
06:45You think?
06:54It's the ideal.
06:55He's a good person, he's responsible, and since he's practically family, you can take advantage of him as you please.
07:03It's the blue one in the corner.
07:06It's not the red one opposite, which is a bit dirty because you bought it second-hand.
07:10But it's a very good motorcycle and it's also very fast.
07:14If needed.
07:16Right, Mom?
07:18You ask your father.
07:20Daughter, don't get your hopes up too much because sometimes the Three Kings bring whatever they feel like.
07:24What have you bought from us?
07:26Will the kings know?
07:27The kings know nothing.
07:30Come on, Dad, okay?
07:31We're too old to be playing around.
07:33There is a tradition.
07:35Yes, and they're still going on about tradition.
07:37And traditions are important.
07:40Look, in my house the Three Kings' Day gifts were never seen until the next day.
07:44And the same will be done here.
07:46Right, Pepa?
07:48Okay, Dad, but let me see the motorcycle for just a moment and that's it.
07:52And here's the battery, Mom.
07:54Hello.
07:58I was cleaning the shop and I found this thing.
08:01I didn't know where to put it.
08:04But you, you, you, go on, go on.
08:07Bring it here.
08:08Well, you're an idiot, man.
08:10Pepe.
08:12What a beautiful dog.
08:14It's like Tintin's.
08:16Hello.
08:16I want one for Three Kings Day.
08:18Do you like it?
08:20That's cool.
08:21Well.
08:22Well, it's your Christmas present in advance, okay?
08:25Hey?
08:25Thank you.
08:27I'm going to play with him.
08:31Would you like something to eat?
08:33Would you like some stew?
08:34Well, if it's not too cold.
08:37And how could you even think of buying a dog for the child, Pepe?
08:40We don't have enough bugs.
08:42He was so excited to have a puppy like Milú.
08:45Yes, but then he gets tired after two days, and I have to take care of him.
08:48If you had told me that you were going to buy it for the child...
08:51I wasn't going to tell you tonight, but since...
08:55Ignacio, Dad.
08:58Dad.
08:59Hey?
09:00The puppy peed on the sofa.
09:01Do you see it?
09:03Pepe, clean it up.
09:05Me too?
09:06Of course, let's see.
09:08Because?
09:09Because you brought the dog.
09:11Very good.
09:13Very good.
09:15Ignacio, come help me.
09:17I'm not finished yet.
09:18I don't care!
09:20Come here immediately.
09:22Dad.
09:24What did I say?
09:25What did I just say?
09:31Dad.
09:32You become impossible when you lose your temper!
09:36I think I've just put my foot in it.
09:39All the way down.
09:39But don't worry.
09:41That's nothing new.
09:43It's just that everyone in our house is a bit of a blabbermouth.
09:47That's our way, you know?
09:49Well, I don't think you're a loudmouth.
09:52You have a small but very pretty mouth.
09:55Cut the crap, Ignacio, okay?
09:56And don't go all Julio Iglesias on.
09:58You and I are friends, okay?
10:00Is that clear?
10:01Yes, of course.
10:02Are you going to give him the job, Ignacio?
10:05I shouldn't.
10:07So, what did your sister see in that Ignacio?
10:11Well, he can dominate her.
10:14Ah.
10:15But I like being dominated.
10:19What do you think, Pepa?
10:21Just like me.
10:23And don't be rude to the boy, Pepe, because he's going to be Clarita's future boyfriend.
10:29That?
10:30Does that idiot do laundry?
10:32I'd rather die.
10:36Nothing.
10:36There's no way to remove the stain.
10:39Jo, Pepe?
10:41Yes, I'm pregnant.
10:43But not from him.
10:44Although he told me that the child will take care of it.
10:47What a family!
10:50Wow!
10:50Everyone finish dinner and go to bed.
10:53The Three Kings are coming tomorrow.
11:05Carefully, carefully.
11:07Don't break anything.
11:08But where are they?
11:10So, where are they?
11:12Where are what?
11:13Well, the gifts.
11:16Are they there?
11:17There!
11:18Oh, what's with this obsession with dressing in petticoats?
11:21Daughter, Clarita, what are you?
11:23I had forgotten.
11:26Why did you buy this for me?
11:28Do you know I don't like earrings like that, Mom?
11:30They make my ears look very big.
11:31You'll see, Mari, which positions you like best.
11:34Well, those are Mom's gifts.
11:38And here are mine.
11:42Hey?
11:44What do you think?
11:45I made them myself, trying to make them look like you.
11:49Yeah.
11:50Okay, Dad, that's enough, right?
11:52Where is the motorcycle?
11:53And the battery?
11:54No, there's no motorcycle or battery.
11:56There was no money.
11:58You can't be serious, can you?
12:01Yeah.
12:02Yeah?
12:06Haven't you bought me the motorcycle?
12:08Did you know what I was most excited about?
12:10Did you promise me?
12:11No no.
12:12We hadn't promised you anything.
12:14Yes, you promised me, Dad.
12:16For something I'm actually excited about?
12:18But you spend your whole life asking for things.
12:20Well, that's not true.
12:21Did you know that the motorcycle was what I was most excited about?
12:24The thing is, you don't like me.
12:25Daughter, Marino, that's so melodramatic.
12:27The motorcycle is very expensive.
12:29Mom, I had told everyone that you had bought it for me.
12:31And you, telling me so much that you were going to convince Dad.
12:34Okay, Mari, Mari, don't get ahead of yourself.
12:36You told me so much, don't worry.
12:37You'll see, in the end he'll buy it from you.
12:38Mari.
12:39And then what?
12:40Nothing!
12:41Well, you know what I'm saying?
12:42I hate you, I hate you both.
12:44And from now on, okay?
12:45You no longer have a daughter.
12:46It's as if I don't exist for you.
12:49Daughter, Mari!
12:51Oh, how arrogant she is!
13:00Hello everyone.
13:03Wow, what a temper he has!
13:04Thank goodness I got the other sister.
13:06And what do you want?
13:07Look, Pepe, I've given them their bottles.
13:10So you can see that I take an interest.
13:12Look at that little tummy!
13:13But, but, what have you done?
13:15But what have you done?
13:15I told you to do this!
13:17No.
13:18So why did you do it?
13:19But, but you, you, you are an idiot.
13:22Dad.
13:23Neither dad nor milk!
13:24I shouldn't have listened to you.
13:26But they were so thin.
13:27Skinny ones.
13:28But, but, don't you see, don't you see that they don't know what they're supposed to eat?
13:31Hey?
13:32And if you let them eat all they want, they could get neuritis and die.
13:36The first time they bred in captivity in Spain and this, this useless...
13:41Look, if anything happens to them, I'll kill you, okay?
13:46I'll kill you!
13:50I knew I wasn't cut out for this.
13:54Ignacio.
13:56Ignacio, where are you going?
14:00And what about me now, Mom?
14:03I haven't received a gift either.
14:05I haven't been able to vent.
14:06And to a boy, a boy I get along with, Dad insults him right in front of me.
14:12Daughter, Clary.
14:15Well, they've vomited and I think they're safe.
14:19And Clarita, Ignacio.
14:20Oh, was all that fuss really necessary?
14:22Then you tell Maria that she has no head.
14:24Pepe, you two are the same, two crazy goats.
14:26I'm getting fed up, do you hear me?
14:27Can you hear me?
14:28So, next time you train me, Pepe, I'm leaving.
14:31You stay here, more alone than ever.
14:35And don't start crying.
14:37We should have bought them their gifts.
14:38And you should have listened to me, because you're very stubborn.
14:41You always have to get your way.
14:45So what are we going to do now?
14:48Because they didn't like any of the gifts, Pepe.
14:53No.
15:08How am I?
15:10Wow.
15:12I'm not well?
15:13You look like Freddy Krueger.
15:14If you do, cheer me up.
15:16Hey, what you said to Dad was great.
15:19It's turned green.
15:20Do you think he's mad at me?
15:22What am I going to do now without my motorcycle?
15:24Yes, well, I'll see how I can get the battery.
15:27Do you think that by selling my body to Dad's friends...
15:31I need to get a haircut.
15:33Mine is so long that nothing can be done with it anymore.
15:37Maria, do you think Dad will fire Ignacio?
15:42No.
15:42Dad, all talk, but then Nasti de Plasti.
15:46The dangerous one here is Mom.
15:48I don't know what to do, so they don't spend all day asking me.
15:51And the motorcycle?
15:51Well, without panties.
15:53Very funny.
15:55Well, what about you, Ignacio?
15:58We are friends.
15:59And you know I think sex is something old-fashioned.
16:03Come on, I can't imagine Ignacio and me naked.
16:05Which would be very ridiculous.
16:07Yes, well, you're missing out.
16:10Have you already...?
16:12Several times.
16:14No way.
16:15Yes, tadpole.
16:17Go on, and tell me about it.
16:18No, it's just as a zoological curiosity.
16:21What is it?
16:22How to go down a slide?
16:24How to eat ice cream?
16:25Or how to do bungee jumping?
16:27Well, it's a mix of all three things.
16:31Look, Maria, don't be so naive, you didn't do it.
16:34There's just no way.
16:36Among those who are gay,
16:38Those who just like to talk and those who can't make up their minds,
16:40Well, the situation is very bad.
16:42Now, it won't happen this month.
16:46Cut the crap, Maria.
16:50Oh, I'm sorry, Jorge.
16:52We are dressed.
16:53Have you seen Felipe the little dog?
16:55No.
16:56Look at Mom's hamburgers.
16:59Stupid.
17:18Forgive me.
17:19Forgive me, Mom.
17:26Forgiven.
17:28And Dad?
17:32Has his anger subsided yet?
17:34No.
17:35Clarita, what have you done to your clothes?
17:37To uncenter it a little.
17:39You didn't expect me to get a new one, did you?
17:42But Clary, what a shame about the clothes.
17:44Yes, Mom.
17:45Such is life.
17:48My diet cookies.
17:53How's your hairstyle, Mom?
17:55A little exaggerated, Mari.
17:58Won't you be cold in that skirt?
18:00No, I'm hot.
18:02Maria, before you go, I want you to talk to Dad.
18:07Today is Christmas.
18:08I have nothing to say to you.
18:10Only if Ignacio leaves me, I'll become a lesbian.
18:14Mom, have you seen Felipe?
18:16No, son.
18:17Mom, I've lost Felipe.
18:20I've lost my puppy.
18:21Jorge, will he be around?
18:25Hello everyone.
18:26Dad.
18:27That?
18:27I've lost Felipe.
18:29Don't say, Mom, son.
18:31Don't say, "Is he around?"
18:33I've searched everywhere.
18:36And it's not there.
18:37Mom, she's gone forever, right?
18:40No, son.
18:41Let's see, let's see.
18:43Who is the last person to have seen Felipe?
18:45I.
18:46I gave it to Ignacio at the store.
18:48Don't tell lies, Jorge.
18:50Hello, I've come to pick up Clara.
18:52Look, we were talking about you.
18:55Where is Jorge's dog?
18:57I don't know anything.
18:58I gave it to you to look after while I did my homework.
19:02Where is Felipe?
19:03Why are you looking at Ignacio?
19:05Because Jorge says he left it to him.
19:07And do you think Jorge is smarter than Ignacio?
19:09Yes, he let me have it.
19:11The thing is, I got distracted by the Meredith Moon tapes you left me.
19:15And did it get away from you?
19:16Yes, but he'll be back.
19:18He's a very clever dog.
19:20Very clever.
19:22It's a puppy.
19:24He doesn't know where his home is.
19:26He doesn't know what the streets are like, but...
19:28Go away, go away, get out of my sight.
19:29Dad, please.
19:30No favors or anything.
19:31But he will be, he will be an idiot.
19:33Dad, don't call Ignacio an idiot.
19:34If you have something to say to him, say it to me because he's my friend.
19:38Well, that's great.
19:40Tell your little friend he's useless.
19:43You suck.
19:45Very good.
19:46Have you finished embarrassing him yet?
19:48Yeah.
19:49Well, don't do it again.
19:51He is not your son.
19:52So if you don't like it, you fire him and that's it.
19:55Well, then...
19:56Well, I'll fire him.
19:58And what's it to me if you like an idiot?
20:00I don't like it, Dad.
20:02He's my friend.
20:03Just my friend.
20:04But he understands me better than you do.
20:06He likes how I dress.
20:07He likes my poems, my records.
20:09Yes, you do.
20:10You laugh at everything I say.
20:12But you don't understand me.
20:14And do you know why?
20:15Because I am not like you.
20:17I am not like you!
20:20Let's go, Ignacio.
20:27Hey, Pepe.
20:28I don't think this is the time to laugh.
20:31Well, me neither.
20:32Neither.
20:32And I also think you're a monster.
20:35Hey?
20:35Yeah.
20:36Yes, I am...
20:36I am a monster.
20:38Come on, come with me.
20:39Come with me.
20:43It's the motorcycle, Dad!
20:44It's the motorcycle!
20:45It's the motorcycle!
20:49It's the motorcycle, Dad!
20:51It's the motorcycle, Dad!
20:53It's the motorcycle, Dad!
20:53It's the motorcycle, Dad!
20:54It's the motorcycle, Dad!
20:54Forgive me, perhaps you exaggerated a little before with what I said to you.
20:57How beautiful she is, Mom!
20:59Look!
20:59And it's new too.
21:00Okay, I'm going to try it on right now.
21:03I didn't think about what I said before either, okay, Dad?
21:10Oh, you really do like to tease them!
21:12If you had listened to me from the beginning, we would have avoided all this.
21:17I believe...
21:18I think that with the gifts they'll love me again, right?
21:21Those two little sisters are quite a handful.
21:26Hey, by the way, where's Jorge?
21:29I don't know.
21:30How did he get locked in the room, Pepe?
21:33No, no, no.
21:34Absolutely not.
21:35Look at mine!
21:45Jorge! Jorge!
21:46Come out now, we've found the puppy!
21:49Lie.
21:50I want the puppy.
21:51And if you don't bring it to me, I'm not leaving the room.
21:57What do we do?
21:58Well, go find the little dog, because he's no less stubborn.
22:03And then I want you to take me to that fancy restaurant I've been craving.
22:08But you know what this restaurant is worth.
22:10Half of my monthly salary, and that's just for the menu.
22:14Well, maybe next time.
22:20Okay, then...
22:23How can we not find it?
22:25I'll buy another one just like it.
22:27Yes, and do you think your son will want another one?
22:29No.
22:31What a trio of wild beasts.
22:33They look just like you.
22:36Do you remember the scenes you used to create when I told you I'd met a girl?
22:41Are you going to tell me I was jealous?
22:43Well, you didn't even like me talking about the girlfriends I had before you.
22:48Well, you should have married them.
22:50Pepa, are you going to come out with that now?
22:53They were definitely prettier than me.
22:56I am very ugly.
22:58Yes, I know I'm very ugly.
23:00No.
23:01Tell me the truth, because I used to be successful.
23:05But now...
23:06Do you still find me attractive?
23:11No.
23:13No? What do you mean, no?
23:14No, the little dog.
23:16Oh, Felipe!
23:18Oh, Felipe!
23:20How simple it was to sleep here!
23:22Oh, what joy the child will feel!
23:25Oh, by the way, Pepe, with all this mess I haven't been able to buy you any presents.
23:29Oh, never mind.
23:30You really don't care?
23:31No!
23:32Well, I'm going to take the puppy to Jorge.
23:35Oh, Felipe!
23:40You were right.
23:42I am very possessive and very jealous.
23:45And you are very good.
23:49I think you could give me my present now.
23:54The motorcycle and the battery were very expensive.
23:57Oh, and?
23:58And that was exactly what I had, plus the loan I requested.
24:02Have you applied for a loan?
24:04Yes, to buy the gifts.
24:08Have you applied for a loan?
24:10You've spent a fortune on the girls and you haven't bought me anything.
24:13Okay, I'll buy it from you tomorrow.
24:15Not tomorrow.
24:16Today?
24:17Well, at this hour I don't know what I'm going to give you.
24:21I'll think of something.
24:24Heh, heh.
24:35Thank you!