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00:20Mom! Look! I look awful!
00:23Look at this t-shirt! It makes me look so fat!
00:26Have you ever seen anything more single?
00:27Your wardrobe, perhaps?
00:29Ha ha!
00:30Mom, why did you have to find me a job in a pizzeria?
00:33Huh? That's humiliating!
00:35Don't you want to buy the leather jacket, Mari?
00:37But why do I have to work to buy it?
00:40Huh? What kind of punishment is that?
00:41Well, just because, because that jacket is very expensive.
00:43It's a luxury, so if you want it, you have to pay for it.
00:46Yeah, that's all just excuses.
00:48The problem is that you don't have a penny and you're also stingy.
00:52See? You say that because you don't know the value of money, Mari, or what it costs to earn it.
00:56That's why you need this experience.
00:59This experience...
01:00Look, Mom, this is tacky.
01:02And this little hat, eh, all covered in little bumps, is amazing.
01:06I refuse, I refuse to wear this cap.
01:08Do you understand?
01:09Mari, you have to take her, darling.
01:11They're going to give us one in the cafeteria too.
01:13It's for hygiene reasons, can't you see you're going to be handling food?
01:17But what are they implying?
01:18Is my hair dirty?
01:20Look, Mom.
01:21Every day I wash my hair with a pH balancer.
01:25Already.
01:25And then I apply my moisturizer along the belt.
01:28Enhanced with stretcher tape.
01:30Pipe.
01:31Clarita.
01:32Look, Mari, don't complain so much.
01:33If you don't want to wear the uniform, talk to your father, because you know he's already told you.
01:36that you start working with him in the store.
01:39That?
01:40What do you want?
01:41Being surrounded by those disgusting bugs all the time.
01:44They're full of ticks, constantly scratching, pooping, and peeing.
01:50Mom, before, dead.
01:54Maricuri.
01:54That?
01:55You're as dumb as the easy one...
01:59Jorge, do you think this is a good time to arrive?
02:02Oh, Pepe, it's believed to have been the boy.
02:05It's because he spends all day at the neighbor's house, that annoying little brat, the fat woman's son, you know which one
02:09Should I tell you?
02:10Yes, and his mother, delighted, invited him to dinner and everything, and then she told me that everything was delicious.
02:15As if to say my food is disgusting.
02:19Is something wrong, Pepe?
02:24Pepe.
02:26Hey.
02:28Aren't you planning to watch the cup match?
02:31With a negative two thousand pesetas.
02:34But what's wrong with him?
02:36Are there any flirtatious ones?
02:38I'm not hungry.
02:41But what's wrong with him?
02:42Didn't he want to?
02:44Didn't she want your croquettes with ham?
02:47Don't even try them.
02:49Go and show him the new uniform, go on.
02:51Now that's some serious soup therapy.
02:54Dad.
02:56Look.
02:57Hey?
02:58That's a pizza maker.
03:00Pepe, look at the girl.
03:03Well, is nothing being done here or what?
03:05I believe it.
03:07Because?
03:19Well, nothing's being done or what?
03:27Well, nothing gets done.
03:28Well, nothing gets done.
03:28Nothing is being done.
03:29Well.
03:29Well.
03:32Well, nothing gets done.
04:02Music
04:08Daughter, get out of the way
04:09Since you're not helping, at least don't bother us.
04:11I don't know why we're embarrassed that I have to make your beds.
04:14You're so old, come on, when I was your age, I would have done everything myself
04:17Leave me alone, what are you doing?
04:18The bed
04:19Am I going to do it?
04:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
04:26Then you leave it all bored out there, the poorly rocked page, if I don't like it
04:29See? If we don't do anything in this house, it's because of you.
04:32You have the typical neurotic housewife syndrome
04:35If we invade your territory, do you think we're going to take away your role as wife and mother?
04:40Yes, yes, and since you have no other incentive in your empty and pathetic life
04:44You can't stand it
04:45And that's what happens
04:48Why don't you find a hobby?
04:49But if he already has it, why make my life miserable?
04:53Daughter, of course, I don't know who she takes after, I think they changed your crib at the hospital
04:59Mari, come on, you're going to be late on your first day, daughter
05:02Come on, I'm coming now
05:14How was your night? At your friend Carlitos's house
05:17Oh boy, we had a booger-eating contest
05:22Mom, look, I've told you many times, Jorge, that that's disgusting.
05:25No, yes, he won.
05:27He ate all of mine.
05:28Is it cooler?
05:30Mom, please
05:31Good morning, Pepe
05:35What? Have you gotten over your bad mood yet?
05:38Three kinds of cereal, but you're a broken man
05:43Look, they've all started
05:44No, sir.
05:45Let them eat one first, then you can buy them another.
05:48Jorge was missing the Super Splash star
05:51The fact that?
05:52Sure, Jorge, Carlitos doesn't have either the megamoon or the atomized diamond.
05:57Oh yes, it has them all
05:59His mother came with two shopping carts from the supermarket.
06:03All full of cereal
06:04So that I could have the collection in one day
06:07Is it cooler?
06:08Holds well
06:11Jorge, look what...
06:13But, but...
06:14This child is a pig
06:16It's your fault, you let him get away with everything.
06:22The factory manager, who's an idiot...
06:24Pepe?
06:26An idiot
06:28He had the nerve to tell me that I don't paint doll mouths well.
06:31They come at me with a lot of nerve.
06:33What do you think?
06:34Of course, it's valuable.
06:35I swear, it gets harder for me to go to the factory every day.
06:38And seeing all those dolls looking at me with those sinister eyes
06:42That's work depression, daddy.
06:45It is typical of menopause
06:47Little girl, little girl, be very careful what you say, okay, cutie?
06:50Hey?
06:50Don't overdo it
06:51The problem with you is that you're lazy.
06:54I love to work
06:56That's because you haven't started yet.
06:59Yeah, yeah, we'll see tonight
07:02Come on, let's get things moving
07:08See you later
07:10Bye
07:12Bye
07:12It's common knowledge that I can't quit my job
07:15At least until the store gets back on its feet.
07:18Well, you'll need a lot of patience.
07:22I don't know
07:24I've been feeling a bit lost for a few days now.
07:27Clara spends all day in her room
07:28Pepe has no friends, I think he scares them away.
07:31Ah
07:32And Jorge?
07:33All day at that little neighbor's house
07:35Come on, that place must be like Euro Disney
07:38Look, look, I want to show you these dolls.
07:41Look, they're just as they always are.
07:43And Maria, of course, is already a woman
07:45Maria is going to work
07:48But aren't they just like always?
07:50Yes, yes, they're the same as always, Pepe.
07:53Son, and with all this, I don't know
07:57Oh, I can tell they don't need me anymore, Pepe
07:59And I've been thinking, you know?
08:01I've been thinking
08:03Pepe, are you listening to me?
08:06Yes, what did I tell you? Let's see
08:07Maria's thing
08:09Don't worry
08:10With that house he has
08:11He won't last long at the job
08:14I'm not going to correct these dolls
08:16Come on, give me a kiss
08:17And laugh on top of that
08:22Oh my God
08:31Hey, rich girl
08:32Let's see if you can put the ashtrays in place.
08:34That's enough already, huh?
08:40What are you doing?
08:41Watch where you're going, you idiot.
08:43Sorry
08:44Sorry
08:45Look what you've done to me.
08:46Let me clean you up
08:47Come on, come on, get out of here, okay?
08:48It takes you away from here
08:50You're the new one, aren't you?
08:51And it makes you care.
08:52Don't get annoyed
08:53I just wanted to tell you
08:55The boss doesn't like it
08:56That we arrive late
08:56Oh, really?
08:57Well, I arrive whenever I feel like it.
09:10You're Maria, huh?
09:12Yeah
09:13And what are you doing with your head uncovered?
09:16What food do we handle?
09:18I forgot to put on my hat
09:22I've been told you're late.
09:24Two full buses have just passed by.
09:27Two?
09:27Non-stop
09:27Yes, two
09:28And then, of course, no
09:29Well, you'll have to get up earlier tomorrow.
09:31Okay?
09:33Welcome
09:33Okay, you see
09:51But seriously, are you stupid or what?
09:52I've really never seen anyone so clumsy, huh?
09:55Go and serve the public and try not to make a mistake.
09:57And take this out of here
09:57Come on, wipe your genitals
09:58I understand
10:03What are you doing here?
10:04I fancy a pizza
10:05Well, you weren't a vegetarian.
10:07Well, bring me a vegetable.
10:09Get out of here
10:10Come on, which ones?
10:17What pizza, tell me
10:19Yes, I want a pizza
10:21Okay, tell me your name.
10:23Wait a moment, the computer isn't working right now.
10:27Can you repeat that for me?
10:29That?
10:29A medium pizza costs two thousand five hundred.
10:32No, the little one
10:33And what about my vegetable pizza?
10:35Fuck off!
10:36No, no, no
10:37You don't
10:38No, please
10:43Hello
10:43But Dad, what are you doing here?
10:46We've come to see how your first day of work goes
10:47That's your sister Mari's idea.
10:49Working is cool
10:50Look, I'm great at it
10:52But why don't you go to this self-service place on the corner?
10:54That's amazing
10:55Are you the manager?
10:57Yeah
10:58Hello, I am Maria's father.
11:00He's behaving himself, huh?
11:01I am Pepa, your mother
11:03Maybe the poor thing makes a mistake.
11:05Because she's not used to it
11:07No, no, don't say that
11:08And you look so beautiful in the uniform
11:10But he has very good intentions.
11:12When she wants to, huh?
11:14Exact
11:14Yes indeed
11:15Hey?
11:16Why don't you leave here?
11:17Don't you see you're making fools of yourselves?
11:19But why?
11:20Well, it looks very nice, very clean, I can see it.
11:23Dad, can't you see you're making a scene?
11:25No, no, no
11:26What nonsense?
11:27Dad, please leave here, please, I'm begging you.
11:29Oh, woman, woman, don't be like that
11:31Yes, he understands that we're nervous.
11:32We're so proud of you
11:34Look, look, I promise we'll be discreet, okay?
11:37We'll be sitting quietly.
11:39We eat and leave
11:41Really?
11:43Fiance
11:44Raisins
11:45And little Jorge
11:47Yeah?
11:48Excuse me a moment, okay?
11:49Maria, please correct this because it's completely incomprehensible.
11:51Hey, don't fight.
11:52Goodbye, okay?
11:53That's very kind of you.
11:54Dad
11:55Bye
11:56Stop!
11:56Go on
11:57The manager was very nice.
11:58The girl looks so pretty
12:00Children!
12:01Keep them still!
12:02Why didn't you bring them?
12:04From mushroom, mother
12:04From mushroom
12:05And does this cost a lot?
12:06And this?
12:06And does this cost a lot?
12:07The child and your vegetable
12:18Hey, she's my daughter
12:21She's the oldest; we have three.
12:24This has dead fish in it.
12:26They're anchovies, Clarita
12:27Daughter, Clara, what difference does it make to you?
12:29I told you, vegetable.
12:36It's a vegetable now, you know?
12:38Girl, it's a pain.
12:40Always
12:40Oh!
12:42I'm sorry!
12:44Oh, sorry.
12:45It's your first day working as a waitress
12:48Mom, please stop that
12:49You have to rub the outline first, daughter
12:51Because otherwise the injunction will remain.
12:53Mom, sit down!
12:54Yes, daughter
12:55Look, your mom is right.
12:56The area around the eyes needs to be cleaned.
12:58Look, ma'am
12:59You also sit
13:00I'm the one who got it stained, so I'll clean it up, right?
13:02Yes, yes, yes
13:04Wow!
13:04Wow!
13:05Jorge, hurry up!
13:06Come on, let's go
13:07Clari, go!
13:08Maria, maybe not
13:10There is no outline
13:10The outline first
13:12I'll take the blame.
13:13The fence, if I don't know
13:16Goodbye, daughter
13:31What do you think of our daughter already working?
13:35Okay, she looks very cute in the uniform
13:38But I need to make some adjustments to it.
13:40Because she makes some bags for him here.
13:42It's a bit of a mess
13:44With those nerves he has that turn everything upside down
13:48It's the first day, he'll get the hang of it.
13:53Pepe, I have to tell you something
13:58Do you remember what I told you yesterday about the children?
14:01I could tell they didn't need me anymore.
14:06Pepe
14:09Do you remember what I told you about the children I noticed?
14:12They didn't need me anymore, Pepe?
14:15Pepe, I'm talking to you, stop that, listen to me
14:18Look, if it's something bad, I'd rather not know, okay?
14:20Or else you can tell me tomorrow.
14:22It's not a bad thing at all.
14:26Thank goodness
14:29What is it?
14:33I want us to have another child.
14:37Have you gone mad?
14:39Well, you don't need to insult me either.
14:41Another child now? Us?
14:43Well, yes, now we
14:45But if you don't want to, then fine.
14:46I'll find someone willing to help me
14:48Okay, okay, but what's this all about?
14:51So what's the point? Well, that's why.
14:53I bet, I bet, I'm not needed by anyone anymore, Pepe
14:55The truth
14:57Well, this, this is the last straw.
15:00You're always so selfish
15:02You know I have work-related depression
15:03Oh, and on top of that you come at me with this.
15:06Me, selfish?
15:07Clear
15:08The only problems are yours.
15:09Mine don't count
15:11Just so you know, Pepe
15:12That thing about work-related depression
15:14That's bullshit.
15:16So if you don't want us to have another child
15:18I don't want to see you depressed when I get home from work.
15:33It's not there
15:35What do you mean it's not there?
15:36It's not even six o'clock yet.
15:37He went to look for the boy
15:39To Jorge?
15:41How odd
15:42If he always walks back or comes with someone
15:45Are you sure that's it?
15:46Could she have gotten sick?
15:47No way.
15:48What's been put on is extremely heavy
15:50I don't know if you understand me
15:52Come on, I had to let her go
15:54Look, don't make an offer, okay?
15:55But when Pepa gets annoying
15:57What are you going to tell me?
15:59Come on, come on, get me a beer
16:02Besides
16:02Now she's got it into her head to have another child
16:05Another child!
16:07As if three weren't enough
16:09And it's not that I don't love my children
16:11Don't misunderstand me
16:12But look, I really want them to get married.
16:15That's because you don't feel it, woman.
16:17What are you saying?
16:19You give him what he deserves.
16:21But what are you saying?
16:23That?
16:23Of course
16:24Well done
16:25That way she's sure she won't get hit on.
16:28Because it doesn't stick, right?
16:30Who?
16:30Me, Pepa?
16:31But, but, but
16:32What are you saying?
16:33No, no, no
16:34Never
16:35Never, let's go
16:36It wouldn't even occur to me
16:37No, no, no
16:37Never, never
16:38Well done
16:39Women can tell right away when a guy is faithful to them.
16:43And that depresses them a lot.
16:45What do you mean it depresses them?
16:47Sure, man
16:47To keep a poor wretch at home
16:49He doesn't eat a piece of land
16:51It has no merit
16:52They prefer to fight for their man
16:54Otherwise, they don't feel like women.
16:56You think?
16:57How do I tell you?
16:58What you need to do is give it your all.
17:00Going out occasionally
17:02And do it with a hot mulatto woman
17:04I know one who is a thing
17:06But, but, what are you saying, man?
17:08But have you ever done it with a mulatto woman?
17:11I?
17:12Me, me, me
17:13No, no, no, no
17:14What, what, what's up, man?
17:16No way?
17:17Well, you don't know what that is.
17:21It's just... it's like something else entirely.
17:24Look, if you like
17:25Let's go to the Brazilian samba tonight
17:26What are you saying, man?
17:27No no
17:27No way, no way
17:28No way
17:29I, I, I would be incapable
17:31Well, you don't know what you're missing out on.
17:33They have good security
17:34No, no
17:35Well, the other day one almost made me...
17:38Don't insist
17:39I don't deceive Pepa
17:40But if it's not deceiving her
17:41Look, you tell him everything in detail.
17:45You'll see how she reacts.
17:46And that night he behaves like a man
17:48You kill her with sex
17:50You stay for a gentleman
17:51And everyone is happy
17:54No, no, man, no
17:55No, no, no
17:56I can't do that to Pepa
18:00Besides, I don't know if I would be able to keep up.
18:03Of course, if I arrive
18:05If I arrive home a couple of days late
18:07She thinks I'm in a mess.
18:08She gets jealous
18:09AND...
18:13And then she does that Lorena Bobby thing to me.
18:16But instead of using a knife
18:17I would use the blender
18:18So that they can't reimplant it
18:20I'll see if I can find the number
18:22I told you no, okay?
18:26Don't run, don't run
18:30What's wrong with him?
18:32Nothing, it's just that I've been out all afternoon and everything.
18:34Because it occurred to me to take her hand
18:35Give a kiss on the way out of school
18:37I will never be able to return
18:39They'll want to beat me up
18:40Because?
18:42Because now they'll think I'm gay
18:44Of course, woman
18:46Who would even think of kissing her?
18:47In front of his friends?
18:49Do you see it?
18:50Seguilla doesn't need his mother
18:52Ah, woman, woman
18:54That's not it either.
18:55It was just a misunderstanding.
18:56Don't worry.
18:58Anyone who crosses the line gets their teeth broken
19:00And soon they will respect each other again.
19:02Look, I have an idea.
19:03Why don't we stop by the chest area?
19:06We pick up Maria
19:07And we bought him something.
19:08As an advance on your salary, huh?
19:11I don't know
19:11Maybe it bothers her
19:13Don't be silly
19:16I'm sure she's delighted.
19:27Bye
19:32See you tomorrow, okay?
19:33See you tomorrow
19:34But where are you going?
19:35Home
19:36If it's your turn to clean
19:38Cleaning shift?
19:39No, no, sorry
19:40That's not right, is it?
19:43What's going on here?
19:44Nothing
19:45What do you mean, nothing?
19:46He wanted me to clean.
19:49Oh
19:51Thank you, Ignacio
19:51Look, you have to pick up
19:53Mozzarella
19:53Tuna
19:54Green and black olives
19:55AND...
19:56What else?
19:56Well, all the cans and sacks
19:57Then you have to take
19:59The pots and pans of the dough
20:00And you wash them
20:00And after scrubbing that
20:01You wash the trays
20:02From the tomato, from the cheese
20:03And of all the seasonings
20:04Then you can clean the oven for me.
20:06The oven
20:07And all metallic surfaces
20:08Look, I'm going to tell you
20:09First
20:10With soap and water
20:11And then
20:13A second pass
20:14With the cloth
20:14So that it shines
20:16I said
20:17So that it shines
20:17I want it to shine
20:19You understand, right?
20:20Before
20:20Or after mopping the floor?
20:24Before
20:24Of course
20:25Because afterwards
20:27Drops of water would fall
20:28Then yes
20:28Then you're going to sweep
20:30The store
20:31The living room
20:32The camera
20:32And the warehouse
20:33Then you wash everything
20:35Aid to delivery drivers
20:36Let's put the motorcycles in
20:38AND...
20:38What else?
20:39Well, I think that's all.
20:40You turn it off and close it.
20:40No?
20:41Any questions?
20:42How is all this done?
20:44With this?
20:47Are you stupid or what?
20:48What's happening?
20:48Don't you do the dishes at home?
20:49Of course not
20:51You're stupid
20:52Okay, well, look
20:54I think it's about time
20:55From the moment you begin
20:56But anyway
20:56You have two options
20:57The first
20:58Continue being a brat
21:01And the second
21:02Deciding to stop being one
21:04Here's the material
21:05And it's not necessary
21:06Put on your hat
21:12Come on, go on
21:12I'll help you
21:22Look, A is smoking
21:24So what?
21:25The cigarette break
21:27Is this normal?
21:28Well, you let me go
21:29The cancer thing
21:30Every time I try
21:30Light one, Pepe
21:31Because you smoke
21:32Right under my nose
21:33And you turn me into you
21:34In passive smoking
21:34And her hair is all messed up
21:36Of course, woman
21:37He's been working all afternoon
21:38Yes, doesn't that seem strange to you?
21:40That it's messy
21:40In front of four boys
21:41And he doesn't care?
21:43It's true
21:44My daughter is now a woman
21:48Don't say that, Pepe
21:51Come on, let's go
21:58But what are you doing here?
22:00Well, nothing.
22:00We were close
22:02Well, thanks for picking you up, daughter
22:04Well, I still have some time left.
22:05Lots to clean
22:06Well, we'll be waiting for you.
22:07Shh!
22:07We're waiting for you!
22:08No, this is already closed
22:09And you can stay here too
22:11Luis is going to take me later
22:12In his car
22:13Hello, what?
22:14Hello
22:14Oh, well, then
22:16Well, nothing.
22:19What's wrong with him?
22:21To Pepe
22:22No, nothing
22:23Nothing, no
22:34You really don't want ice cream?
22:38He's Italian.
22:39Pistachio, kiwi
22:40And even tichella
22:42Just the way you like it
22:44Don't you want to?
22:46Well, it's delicious!
22:52Love, Pepe
22:52Are you going to sleep already?
22:54But it's very early
22:55It's going to start somewhere
22:58Pepe
23:01Pepe
23:04Pepe, my love
23:08Look
23:09I've been doing the math, you know?
23:12I don't think they'll fire me.
23:14I can also do some tours of ours.
23:16The one at night
23:17Nobody wants him
23:17Because it seems like they're looking at you more
23:19Those fucking dolls
23:23Well, that's it.
23:27I'll take it
23:29And I think we can have another child
23:33Hey?
23:33And your work-related depression?
23:36And?
23:37Well
23:38I'd completely forgotten
23:42What do you think?
23:43Hey?
23:44We'll see.
23:50Oh, Jorge
23:51But, but, child
23:52But, but, child
23:53But, but what does that do?
23:54It's trembling
23:54You have to see
23:55Do you think you're on time?
23:56She had a nightmare
23:57You've had a nightmare
23:59See?
23:59Okay, okay, huh?
24:00It's over now, right?
24:01It's over now.
24:02No problem
24:03Come on
24:04Get out
24:07Would you like to stay here with us?
24:09Yeah
24:10If you want
24:11No, no, no, no, man
24:12No
24:13No, he's too old for these things.
24:16Don't spoil him
24:17Come on, listen
24:17Go back to your room immediately
24:19No
24:20What do you mean, no?
24:22That there are monsters
24:24What are you saying, man?
24:25That's impossible
24:29Besides
24:30To the monsters
24:31They really don't like being alone.
24:33In an empty room
24:36I'm sure they've all come here.
24:41Do you want me to search your room?
24:43Let's see if there are any left?
24:45Yeah
24:46And then you go to sleep, huh?
24:52Monsters
24:54Monsters
24:55Are you there?
24:56No, we've already left
24:59There isn't a single one left.
25:02You know what?
25:05I don't know if this is the best time for us to have another child
25:10I don't know
25:11No way
25:12Because I'm still little
25:16He knows nothing
25:22And me too
25:35We decided to return one last time to base camp at the foot of the wall
25:38And properly prepare the final attack
25:40I can't
25:42You sure know how hard it is to move your ass, huh, rich girl?
25:44You won't make me open it like that, will you?
25:46It's Mom and Dad coming from the movies
25:48Come on, open it.
25:50Until now
25:51He has been with us at all times
25:53Making a huge effort to follow us
25:55Hello
25:56Hello
25:57What are you doing here?
25:58May I come in?
25:59It's because it's very cold outside.
26:02I've had a motorcycle accident
26:04I've lost my job
26:07I can't even show up there
26:09And I have come to say goodbye to you
26:12Well, that's great, isn't it?
26:14Bye
26:15Bye
26:15See you later
26:17See you later
26:23Hey
26:24Your name is Clara, right?
26:26Yes, I think so.
26:28I didn't come to say goodbye to your sister
26:30Hey, can I have a potato?
26:32No
26:33Thank you
26:33That's what I like the most
26:35Potatoes, potato salad, and Coca-Cola
26:39I wanted to see you again
26:41I really like how you're dressed
26:43Yeah
26:43You dress really cool too
26:45Me, my little roll
26:48Hey
26:48You wouldn't happen to like Sting, would you?
26:51No
26:51Ah
26:52And Bob?
26:54That's right.
26:55That's pretty good.
26:56But I like Radiohead more.
26:58Me too
26:58I love them
26:59Hey, don't you know a really old band called The Clash?
27:03Those are the best!
27:04Isn't that right?
27:06And do you know about a torture device called the bronze bull?
27:09It is Mesopotamian
27:10Well, I have no idea.
27:12Sit down if you want
27:16Well, look, I'm going to explain it to you.
27:18It involves putting a man inside a bronze bull, right?
27:21Then they light a fire and when it starts to run away, well, it seems like it's the bull.
27:25That?
27:40That?
27:41Thanks for watching the video.