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00:19The one from the store
00:48The one from the store
01:27The one from the store
01:29The one from the store
02:22The one from the store
02:32The one from the store
02:52Listen to me, Clarita
02:53We're going to spend the night here.
02:55All together
02:56All together
02:56And very happy
02:57And wonderfully
02:58At nine o'clock
02:59And if someone is missing
03:00It's best if it doesn't appear again.
03:01Of course, huh?
03:04Are you nervous?
03:05All together
03:06Okay, mediaos
03:35Thank you!
03:55Thank you!
04:06That?
04:09Clari!
04:10Is your father there? Tell him to get back on the phone.
04:14Pepe, how are you? How are you doing?
04:15Have you set the table yet?
04:17Have you put out that hideous vase your mother gave us last year?
04:20Well, put it in.
04:22The bathroom is in the storage room.
04:24But dust it off first, Pepe.
04:27Hey, what can I say? Have you put the dessert spoons out?
04:31So what are we going to have for dessert?
04:34The pudding's burned, but I called you 5 minutes ago and it was fine.
04:38Hey, miss.
04:39Pepe, you're a disaster, honey. Don't do anything else.
04:43Hey, what can I say? I'll be there in half an hour, okay?
04:45As soon as I pick up Maria, I'm going there.
04:48Luis is going to take her, and what's that jump about?
04:50Miss.
04:51What do you want?
04:52Don't you see that I'm currently having a private conversation?
04:58That's bad manners, isn't it?
04:59This is a technique recently imported from the United States, Pepe.
05:04Hey, what can I say? Has anyone arrived?
05:07My mother, who is locked in the bathroom.
05:10Very funny.
05:12Maybe the one you make for Kiri is the one you make when you see your father's new girlfriend.
05:16Pepe.
05:18Yeah.
05:19Yes, yes.
05:21Oh!
05:22Yes, I love you too.
05:23Wow!
05:26Wow!
05:27Wow!
05:51Wow!
05:52Wow!
05:53It's like a nightmare.
05:54Hello!
05:55I am here!
05:57Have you put the balls on me, Pepe?
05:59And my mother?
06:00In the bathroom.
06:01Hi, Mom.
06:02Hi, Jorge!
06:03But who styled your hair like that?
06:05Your father, of course, with his obsession with elegance.
06:07But how can you comb the child's hair like that?
06:08Don't get too old, it makes you think too much.
06:10And my mother?
06:11In the bathroom.
06:13What's next, my mother in the bathroom?
06:19Mother?
06:23Mom, are you there!
06:26Hey, Mom!
06:28I'm behind the doors. It's very bad, Pepa.
06:32Especially those in the bathroom.
06:34We were worried. What were you doing?
06:36Get ready.
06:37Oh, let me lie down.
06:39Take.
06:40One symptom of old age is that you need to spend more and more time in the bathroom.
06:46Hey, where's Dad?
06:48Well, you know, crazy, whatever you play.
06:51He's got it into his head to buy a new suit for dinner.
06:56He'll be here soon.
06:57But let me see you, daughter.
07:01You're completely ruined.
07:05Open it!
07:08Hello, Jorge.
07:10Merry christmas!
07:12Hi, Clara.
07:14What's up, grandpa?
07:15Here I am.
07:16But what have you asked us for?
07:17Well, lots of things. Look, masks, bombs, trumpets, everything.
07:21Dad!
07:22To the welder!
07:22Pipo!
07:26I'm putting up the little tree; we always leave it until the last minute and in the end we get caught out.
07:30It's amazing how much you've always loved that nonsense about decorations.
07:34You always seemed a bit odd to me, huh? You know what I mean.
07:39By the way, what about your girlfriend?
07:42Do not mention the rope in the hangman's house.
07:44It's unbearable.
07:45He spends all day watching those French movies.
07:49I don't know what, from bouillé, from...
07:50I don't know how to say that.
07:52Oh, and then he explains it to me.
07:54He says there's a hand peeking out, but it's not a hand that's going.
07:57It is freedom.
07:58And a falling stone is not a stone either.
08:02It is the authoritarian system that is collapsing.
08:06Well, listen, she's a saint of nonsense.
08:11And how old is this one?
08:12Thirty-five.
08:14But don't call me a pedophile because I'll get angry, okay? Please.
08:18Well, we're in a fine mess. You're going to have to be in a relationship with Mom.
08:22What's the problem?
08:23That paper?
08:24It has been mine for thirty-five years.
08:28No, no, no. If it's not you, what am I worried about?
08:30She's a mom.
08:32It has always been agony for my son.
08:34I'm glad to see that some things don't change with age.
08:40Chubby, that's right.
08:42Children, children, be still.
08:47Grandma's here!
08:54Hello, Joaquín. Merry Christmas. And my grandchildren?
08:57Clara has barricaded herself in her room, Jorge has moved in with the neighbor, and María is with
09:04a young man I don't know behind you.
09:07Grandmother!
09:10Look, this is Luis, my boss.
09:12Pleased to meet you, sir.
09:13Likewise.
09:14I am the grandfather.
09:15Delighted, likewise.
09:17You are the father of Maria's father.
09:19Yes, sir. But please, I loved you.
09:20Yes, of course!
09:21And are you Pepa's mother?
09:23No, no. I am Pepe's mother. End of investigation.
09:28Mother!
09:29Go, my child, go, my child!
09:36Pepe, I've come to bring your daughter.
09:38And to wish them a life.
09:40Likewise. Thank you very much, Luis.
09:42No, no, no. But Dad Luis is staying because I invited him for a drink.
09:46Ah, of course. Well, don't just stand at the door. Come in.
09:48Thank you.
09:51What would you like to drink?
09:52Nothing, nothing. Nothing now. Thank you.
09:54Hello, Consueiros.
09:55Hello!
09:56How are you?
09:57Well, now we're all here.
09:58Very well, how are you?
10:00Very good. Great.
10:01Wow, what a cute outfit! Did you make it yourself?
10:03Oh, how cute!
10:04How cute!
10:05Joaquín! Wow, you've gotten so fat!
10:07I'm not going to force myself!
10:11Don't listen to her!
10:14Okay, okay. So nobody's missing.
10:16No, there's no one missing.
10:18You have no idea how happy I am. Better alone than in bad company.
10:24So, how are you, Luis?
10:26Well, tired. But very satisfied.
10:29And what can I say about Maria? You should be truly proud of her.
10:33Because his daughter is a grown woman.
10:37Yes, I'm very happy with her.
10:39Honestly, you can't imagine how dedicated he is.
10:42With such passion. She's a wildcat. You can tell she loves doing it.
10:46And that he enjoys it.
10:47Well, and you can't imagine how fast he learns.
10:51Because at the beginning it was a disaster, right, Maria?
10:54Well, a little bit.
10:56No, not just a little, completely.
10:57But it doesn't matter, because now...
11:00Now it's as if I was born knowing.
11:03Congratulations.
11:06Well, I'm going to keep an eye on the turkey.
11:08I'll go with you. Don't go if anyone gets violent.
11:11The turkey, I mean.
11:14Did you see that? How can someone be so shameless?
11:18Pepa, your daughter is all grown up now.
11:21Look, Joaquín, you don't need to remind me.
11:22That's what a show-off, right? He's made that pretty clear.
11:25He doesn't attach much importance to the matter.
11:27Sexual relations are there waiting for us to discover them.
11:31Yes, that sounds great to me.
11:32But there is no Christmas Eve in front of the whole family.
11:34With that nonchalance, Joaquín,
11:35It seemed as if he was talking about combining the primitive lottery.
11:38Man, for God's sake.
11:39Know?
11:41I lost my virginity at ten years old.
11:44At ten years old.
11:45Well, that's some consolation.
11:46Because that way, instead of suffering only for Maria,
11:48I would also have to start suffering for Clarita and my child.
11:51But well, it seems unbelievable that a woman like you,
11:54so open, so modern,
11:56Stop with all that moralizing.
11:59I think that deep down it's a blessing
12:00that your daughter starts dating someone older than her,
12:03with experience.
12:05Because that way the traffic will be more pleasant.
12:10Well then, I'm going to kiss the stallion's feet
12:12and to request an appointment for the rest of the family,
12:14If you like, Joaquín.
12:17Pepa, you're impossible.
12:20Everything is in order, the turkey is still there.
12:23And Pepe?
12:24Did he go to look for Jorge?
12:26Oh, you'll have to forgive me,
12:28But I think it's best if you leave.
12:30It's already half past ten, you know?
12:33Thank you so much for everything
12:35And have a Merry Christmas.
12:38Likewise.
12:39Merry christmas!
12:40Thank you.
12:41I'll walk you to the door, Luis.
12:42No, never mind, I'll go.
12:46Will you come back for a drink later?
12:48Well, I don't think so, but thank you very much.
12:49I'm not asking you,
12:51At twelve o'clock here?
12:52At twelve o'clock?
12:54Okay, thanks, perfect.
12:55Merry christmas.
12:56Thank you so much for your visit, Luis.
12:58Merry christmas.
12:59What a charming boy!
13:03Congratulations, Maria, I congratulate you!
13:04Because nowadays finding an interesting single man
13:06You don't think it's that easy, do you?
13:08No way, grandma,
13:09But he's married and has three kids.
13:12It holds well.
13:17I feel like one of the dwarves having dinner here.
13:20At least you don't have to go to the mine
13:22to earn your salary, Clary.
13:23So be quiet and eat, daughter.
13:25This soup is delicious.
13:27What is it made of?
13:29Do you really want to know?
13:30No, but that's what people usually ask.
13:37And Dad?
13:39What time is he/she coming?
13:40Because at this rate, the turkey is going to freeze.
13:43I already told you that she wanted to buy some shoes.
13:47But it wasn't a suit.
13:49Daughter, you look silly.
13:51He's not going to go out barefoot, I'd say.
13:53Clear.
13:55What's happening?
13:57Don't you believe me?
13:58No, no, no, no, no, Mom.
14:00If I believe you, why wouldn't I?
14:01It's just that you were always very distrustful.
14:03You said it, Grandma.
14:05TRUE?
14:05Okay, Maria, we'll talk, you and I.
14:08Okay, who should I serve the second one to?
14:10Me, me, me.
14:10From Maria.
14:11Give it to me.
14:12Oh, Pepe!
14:14Heat resistant.
14:18Are the shops open at this hour?
14:22Yeah.
14:24Some do.
14:25They take advantage of every last moment.
14:28Sure, let's see.
14:30Pepa.
14:31I get the impression that you think I'm lying.
14:34Your father wanted to buy a suit and he went to buy a suit.
14:38And that's what he's doing, buying himself the little suit with the balls.
14:42Okay, Mom, calm down, calm down.
14:45You've taken your pills.
14:46You know perfectly well that I haven't taken medication for months.
14:51Okay, give it to me, I'll put the turkey on.
14:54Is this turkey?
14:55Yes, I would never have guessed it.
14:57Honey, Mom, I've burned myself a little, darling.
15:00The term "turco" refers to a steak.
15:02Hey, the flavor is good, huh?
15:05It will be a matter of looking at the plate as little as possible.
15:08I've never really liked turkey.
15:11My dear, you already know that honey wasn't made for the mouth of a donkey.
15:15More wine, Dad.
15:16That's it, that's it.
15:17Give it a good dose and see if that stops it talking nonsense.
15:20Some people don't need to drink to say stupid things.
15:25You said it.
15:26Your last girlfriend was teetotal, right?
15:29Well yes.
15:29He neither smokes nor drinks.
15:31She doesn't go out with men, from what I can see.
15:32Okay, Fernanda, let's keep the peace.
15:34That's it, that's it.
15:36Christmas is so beautiful.
15:38Silent night, holy night.
15:41It's a shame we haven't heard about the slogan in this family yet.
15:45I swear.
15:47Would you like some red cabbage?
15:53For God's sake, Joaquín, don't be ordinary.
15:55Well, it's already twelve fifteen.
15:57Your father must have gotten caught up in the shopping.
16:01It's just that buying milk creates a milk addiction.
16:03Aunt Victoria can spend entire days in department stores.
16:07She's a clist addict, Mom.
16:09It had to be your father's sister.
16:11Oh.
16:12Go on, let him go now, if that's your grandfather.
16:14Go open the door for him, Mari.
16:15Finally, finally.
16:18Hello.
16:19Hello, Luis.
16:20How are you?
16:21Good.
16:22I know you told me twelve o'clock, but I couldn't escape before then.
16:25I'm sorry.
16:26Relax, nothing, just sit down.
16:27Thank you.
16:29How was dinner?
16:30Good.
16:31Good.
16:31Very entertaining.
16:32I'm going to give you a little bit of Macedonia, okay?
16:34Thank you.
16:35And you? What did you have for dinner?
16:36Would you like a little champagne?
16:39Well, just a little butt.
16:40Come on.
16:41Thank you.
16:42Come on, Maria is always so helpful.
16:45She's the best girl I've ever had.
16:47And I assure you that I've had many.
16:49We've already started.
16:51Look, son.
16:52Thank you so much for all your explanations.
16:55But frankly I think, and I believe my wife agrees with me, that Maria is very young.
17:01And that perhaps she is not ready.
17:03Come on, he could suffer.
17:05This experience may be traumatic for her.
17:07Aunt.
17:08To suffer their...
17:09What does it say?
17:11No, sorry, but I don't think you know her because...
17:14Look, really, Maria is delighted.
17:16There's no stopping her daughter.
17:18Your daughter is a wild child!
17:20Chucuy!
17:21Lady!
17:31You're a wimp!
17:33You're a wimp!
17:35You're a wimp!
17:35You hear everything and you don't lift a finger to defend your daughter.
17:38Like what...?
17:38Don't mess with me, okay?
17:41Wow!
17:42Ordinary.
17:43Look, I'm her mother and I know why she's underage.
17:46I know what's good for her and what's not good for her, you understand?
17:50Well, in that case, I think it's best if you never see each other again.
17:55Seriously, are you guys stupid or what?
17:56I think you are mistaken.
17:58A mistake!
17:59The Lord!
18:00No, no, no!
18:02That's a mistake!
18:04Let's see, your granddaughter shouldn't leave her job right now.
18:08It's a shame, it can rise very quickly.
18:10We're not talking about work, but about the other stuff, what you do when you're off work!
18:14What about outside of work or...?
18:18Hey, you guys aren't thinking I'm dating your daughter, are you?
18:25But it's just a baby!
18:28They've figured you out, Maria!
18:31So, you and my granddaughter don't...
18:34No.
18:34My God!
18:35I've lost my mind!
18:37What a rush!
18:39I need my pills!
18:41Soon!
18:41Ma'am, calm down, calm down.
18:42Yes, I really understand.
18:44Let's see.
18:44You thought your granddaughter and I were...
18:46Yes, my mother is very temperamental.
18:49This whole family seems very temperamental to me.
18:52Well, if you'll excuse me, I think it's best if I leave, don't you?
18:56Yes, it's best if you leave.
18:57Goodbye, Luis.
18:58Goodbye, Maria.
19:00I'll see you at work tomorrow.
19:01At work, yes.
19:02It's perfectly clear.
19:06Sorry for the shaking.
19:09I think this is yours.
19:12Thank goodness I don't have alopecia problems, ma'am.
19:15Keep them, you never know.
19:17Thanks, monkey.
19:19No problem.
19:20What a shame.
19:21Merry christmas.
19:22What a disgrace, my God.
19:23Goodbye, Maria.
19:25Do you want to ruin my life, or what?
19:33And I ask myself, what will happen now?
19:36The cistern will explode, the refrigerator will be destroyed, the poles will melt because what a night.
19:44Something is going to happen.
19:46Never mind, I'll take it.
19:47No, I'll go, leave it, because if it's bad news, Pepe, I prefer to be the first to know.
19:55Moster family residence, tell me.
19:58Dad!
19:59But where did you go to buy the suit?
20:02Why are they doing this to my life?
20:07As?
20:12Dad, you're selfish.
20:14You could have waited until tomorrow and not ruined the night for us.
20:19I never want to hear from you again!
20:27Oh, Mom, Dad just abandoned you!
20:43But, Mom, I say, why don't you stay a few days until you start to feel a little better?
20:47better?
20:48Please, daughter, because even though I know your husband would love it, right?
20:52I think it's more appropriate to go back home, I don't know, and get used to this new situation.
20:59Look, I've been single my whole life.
21:06Not for long.
21:09Goodbye, Pepe.
21:10Bye bye.
21:11Take care of my daughter or I'll kill you.
21:15I'll walk you to the taxi, moms.
21:17The other day I read that taxi drivers are one of the groups with the highest percentage of single people.
21:23I'll carry your suitcase, Margo.
21:25Goodbye, mother-in-law.
21:26Good morning!
21:28Good morning!
21:30But hey, what a happy face you both have!
21:32No, you haven't been screwed up.
21:34When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
21:35So you can see I know another proverb.
21:37Well, I'm going to say goodbye to my grandchildren, okay?
21:41I spent the night with her.
21:44With who?
21:46Who's it going to be with?
21:47With her?
21:49With Mom?
21:51Come on, Dad, there are only three days left until All Saints' Day.
21:54Come here, son, sit here with me.
21:56You have no idea how happy I am to be here with you, friend to friend, chatting about this kind of thing, man.
22:05a man.
22:06Well, you have no idea how things turned out for us.
22:10Like when we were young.
22:12Look, we went to my hotel and all night, naa, naa,
22:18What do you say?
22:20You're a pig.
22:22But hey, what's wrong with you?
22:23What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me?
22:25For as long as I can remember, all I remember is you saying dirty and filthy things.
22:29And embarrassing my mother in front of everyone.
22:31But Pepe, without your mother, she's not here in front of us.
22:35And you're not everyone.
22:37It just so happens.
22:39You're not a four-year-old, you're forty.
22:43Thirty-nine.
22:46Excuses! Excuses! Excuses!
22:48You and your excuses! You're a pervert!
22:50One today, another tomorrow, and...
22:54It will not happen again.
22:58I'm going back to your mother.
23:01Are you kidding me?
23:04I give you my word of honor.
23:07Dad.
23:09Dad.
23:10Dad, what a joy you've given me, really, Dad.
23:12Why was she so beautiful?
23:14Dad.
23:15That?
23:16Dad!
23:17I'm so happy, Mom!
23:19Because?
23:20Because of your relationship with Dad.
23:21And what's my relationship with Dad?
23:22Are you going to get back with him?
23:24I?
23:25You're crazy?
23:26Will I go back to your father?
23:29Not even if I'm drunk.
23:31I'm too free now to go back to washing anyone's underwear.
23:36So you already, huh?
23:38Look, son, about last night, well, what do I know, the champagne, the flesh is weak.
23:41But nothing more.
23:44But Dad told me that...
23:46Well, these things really need to be thought through.
23:51One cannot rush into things.
23:54Look, finding a taxi is more complicated than not finding the lost ark.
23:57That's outrageous!
23:58It's so cold!
23:59I'm running.
24:00I have to go see a movie called...
24:03Le souffle de la cue.
24:07Yes, the film library.
24:09Dolores is waiting for me.
24:11So the new victim's name is Dolores.
24:14Very appropriate considering who he's next to.
24:18Well?
24:19Well, well, well!
24:20Go on, my love!
24:23See you soon.
24:25Joaquín, don't keep gaining weight.
24:27My son.
24:28Goodbye, darling.
24:29Take care of yourself.
24:30Hey, hey!
24:30Wait, wait, wait.
24:31Just because I can't stand you doesn't mean you can't give me a ride to the station in your car.
24:36Go on, get your suitcase.
24:38If you want, I'll take you, Mom.
24:39No, son, no!
24:39Let your father take me.
24:41I'll have to get something out of him.
24:43Come on, let's go, Joaquín!
24:45Goodbye, my children.
24:46Take care.
24:49Oh, Pepe!
24:50Oh!
24:51I'm going to kill myself.
24:53I'm devastated, Pepe.
24:54But I'm completely exhausted.
24:57Oh!
24:58Excellent!
25:00For a moment everything was so beautiful.
25:03My parents together again.
25:06Don't remind me, I prefer not to think about my family.
25:10Jate.
25:12Last night I told my father that I never wanted to hear from him again.
25:16And I'm already looking forward to calling him on the phone.
25:19It's because I love him very much, you know?
25:21Yet.
25:23The thing is, Pepa, you have to love people no matter what.
25:26Yeah.
25:27But hey, let's not get pessimistic.
25:30Maybe in the future things will work out again for your parents and mine.
25:35Yeah.
25:38Oh, Pepe.
25:39Why do things have to be so complicated?
25:42No no.
25:58Thanks for watching the video.