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00:26The Community
00:30I'm telling you, there's been a little hiccup in the shop with the pipes.
00:34And where did you expect me to leave these poor little creatures, huh?
00:37That's not my problem
00:39This is like a trip to the countryside for them, which they also have a right to.
00:43Right, Gerardo? Huh? Do you want some lettuce?
00:46Here, I'll call him Gerardo in homage to Gerald Durrell, a naturalist like myself
00:51That was when he won for the Queen of England
00:53Ah, don't think that impresses me.
00:56Look, Don Ramón, I don't believe you don't like animals
00:59You think you don't like them, but I'm going to prove you wrong.
01:03Come on, I'm going to show you some baby wallabies that you're going to love.
01:07Come with me, with Ramón, don't be intransigent, you'll see
01:10Nothing like resting your backside on an icy rock first thing in the morning
01:14The phenomenon of domicile possession by entities from the astral plane, PDD-EDPA
01:19More commonly known as Haunted Houses, it is very widespread
01:23I know this boss is a pig
01:25They must have thought that everything was as easy as pie.
01:27Of course, since there are those who allow it.
01:29Because I don't know if you know that Raquel and E...
01:32If he's a man from a coffee shop, Julia, I'm telling you, he looks like a brothel.
01:36Now, if he even thinks about laying a hand on me again, I'll give him a piece of my mind.
01:40Come on, even if he's my boss.
01:43Am I right or wrong?
01:44Hey?
01:45Julia, I'm talking to you
01:46But it's amazing!
01:48Listen
01:49Although sometimes the residents of the houses themselves don't even realize it
01:56PDD-EDPA phenomena are very common
02:00In those homes where a murder has been committed or a violent death has taken place
02:10One moment
02:11Wait a minute, because those houses shouldn't just be rented out like that.
02:15Who would want to live with a ghost?
02:17You
02:19Perhaps I can get a good price
02:21Of course, since it's shared
02:24Hey, that's an idea
02:27Your coffee turned out really badly today, Juli.
02:29But why do you want to move?
02:31Do you have any complaints about this house?
02:33Well, we've already talked about that, haven't we, Pepa?
02:35That's not it
02:36But you are part of this family
02:38Of course, if you prefer to go with the dead man
02:40Don't be silly
02:42The most bitter one
02:43I'm going to see where that Karina is.
02:45I'm sure Maria has taken it
02:46I don't know why she always takes it up to her room.
02:54And where did her husband kill his friends?
02:56In my living room, and then he committed suicide.
02:58You have no idea how hard it was to remove the stains
03:01And now, even after death, they continue to fight.
03:05And I can't stand it anymore
03:07That's why I want to sell the house at any price.
03:11At any price, really
03:13Okay, come on
03:14The address
03:17Julia!
03:17That?
03:19Come!
03:20That?
03:21Come!
03:21But hey Pepa, what's wrong?
03:23What's wrong? Please, Pepa, don't scare me.
03:26Look what I found in one of Maria's bedside table drawers
03:30So what?
03:31What do you mean, what?
03:34But, Durox condoms
03:36This brand is kind of awful.
03:38But come on, I don't know why you're getting so worked up.
03:39Seriously, you really scare me.
03:41Oh, really? And how do you want me to react?
03:44You, nothing, you, calm down
03:46Stay calm
03:47And you go to work
03:49And you forget it very calmly.
03:51And then you're coming tonight
03:54And you talk calmly with Maria.
03:57Okay, calm down.
04:00Okay, goodbye
04:02You're wearing your coat backwards.
04:04Okay
04:05Bye
04:07Bye
04:11Bye
04:17Bye
04:24Bye
04:25Bye
04:26Bye
04:26Bye
04:26Bye
04:27Bye
04:39Bye
04:39Bye
04:39Bye
04:39Bye
05:07Thank you!
05:14What are you doing up at this hour?
05:17What do you think?
05:20I'm going to bed, I'm very sleepy.
05:22Mari!
05:22That?
05:23Come here.
05:31Mari, what is this?
05:36Maria, I asked you a question. I'd like you to explain what this is.
05:42Well...
05:42Say it!
05:44Well, condoms.
05:45Very well. And now I want to know what these condoms were doing on your nightstand.
05:50I don't know, it's very strange.
05:52Yes, it is strange, very strange.
05:53Look, Mom, you're very nervous. Let's leave it for now, okay?
05:56It's not that you're nervous, Mari. Sit here.
05:57And you're going to be even more nervous. If you don't tell me right now what they were doing in your
06:02bedside table.
06:03Okay, fine. But if I tell you, will you let me go?
06:06Yeah.
06:07Well, you asked me what these condoms were doing in my bedside table drawer, right?
06:13Yeah.
06:14Don't know.
06:17You've already said that.
06:20A friend lent them to her.
06:22I don't believe it.
06:23I got them at school, you know? For...
06:26So that?
06:27Well, what do I know, Mom? Look, I bought them to see what they were like, okay?
06:30But you think I'm stupid.
06:32Look, Mom, I'm really tired. We'll talk tomorrow, okay?
06:34Maria, come here.
06:36Be quiet, don't shout, you'll wake everyone up.
06:38I don't care. Maria, come here right now.
06:40No.
06:40Maria, come here right now.
06:41No, Mom, no.
06:45Maria, come here.
06:45Maria, come here.
06:45Maria, come here.
06:46Maria, come here.
07:08Maria, come here.
07:17Pepe.
07:20Pepe.
07:20Pepe.
07:21Pepe.
07:21What's up, dude?
07:22What's happening?
07:22My son, you sleep so well. You certainly have a great sense of calm.
07:26But what time is it?
07:27Don't change the subject, Pepe.
07:30Okay.
07:31What's happening?
07:32Okay.
07:33What do you need to know?
07:34That your daughter arrived home ten minutes ago.
07:36Ah, that's great.
07:39Now we can sleep peacefully.
07:43That?
07:55What's happening?
07:59Central area, 80 meters, all exterior, two bedrooms, full bathroom, very nice, very nice, very nice.
08:26No, no, no. No, without a bond, without a bond, from private individual to private individual.
08:31Julia!
08:33If I want us to talk.
08:36But if it's about condoms, my answer is no.
08:39But you haven't been able to deny it, Juli. It's almost 3 in the morning, which is already
08:43You'll tell me, for a girl her age.
08:45And I told him so. If he were innocent he would have denied it, but you just couldn't.
08:49You just haven't been able to. Here I am smoking again.
08:52But you seem to have forgotten what it was like when we were young.
08:57What do you mean by "we were"?
09:00Don't you remember you used to call me Narrow? Because I didn't want to do it there, on the side, pee-pee, on
09:06the first date.
09:07But it was you, and my daughter, and my daughter.
09:10Yes, that's for sure. Genes don't forgive. Like father, like son...
09:15Ah, very good. Well, thank you very much.
09:18But... But Pepa, daughter, take it with a little sense of humor.
09:22Yes, it is a... Oh, it's an issue older than the world.
09:26And besides, being uninhibited is very healthy.
09:29Look at you, you've done so well. Married, 3 children...
09:33And here I am, all alone.
09:35Single. Because you are called single.
09:38So, why would my daughter be an uninhibited girl?
09:42Why yes? Why? She's uninhibited.
09:45Are you a pig? And how can you tell?
09:47Look, Pepa, you're a bit nervous, aren't you? So we'd better leave it at that.
09:53Look, I'm a mess. So don't give me any excuses and answer me.
09:56Well, look, you know that your daughter and I have a very good relationship.
09:59And we talk about many things. We're great friends.
10:03You're implying that I don't know my daughter.
10:05As a daughter, yes? As a person, no?
10:07And keep at it. What a maniac, I don't even know my daughters!
10:10Well, that's your fault.
10:12What? Is it my fault?
10:13Yes, because what you want is to keep them.
10:16I?
10:16Yes, you're dying of envy. You spend all day being their mom.
10:20Oh, I don't do that.
10:21Yes, what are you doing? And just so you know, Juli, it's truly heartbreaking to see you become a mother.
10:27Oh, you're talking nonsense, Pepa.
10:29I?
10:30Yes, you.
10:31Okay, by the way, when were you moving?
10:35Huh? Tomorrow? I think so.
10:39Tomorrow?
10:41You're not comfortable. You weren't upset by what I said, were you?
10:47Well, yes. Yes! I'm angry!
10:52Honey, it's not that big of a deal.
10:54Juli.
10:59Good night.
11:05Juli, good evening.
11:16Mother.
11:17That?
11:18I don't like this mortadera. It's too greasy.
11:22You're the greasier one. And I'm not saying anything.
11:25It's delicious.
11:26Disgust Index?
11:28Eight.
11:28Less joking around, kids, this isn't the time for that.
11:33Disgusting.
11:40Hi how are things?
11:44There are no classes at INSPI today.
11:45No. It's the assessments. And it's optional.
11:52What do you smell like?
11:53Huh? A boasán. Do you like it?
11:56A lot.
12:01Juli.
12:02You're not spying for my mother, are you?
12:04Daughter, Maria, you really do say some things.
12:07What do I know?
12:08Well, your mother told me about the condoms, but...
12:11Which, by the way, if I were you I would use the Fulgor.
12:16Because of Durox, I don't know why, but I don't trust them.
12:19No?
12:20No.
12:21Well, you know what? I'm going to do to you what the other mothers do to their children.
12:25their children.
12:26Decena, mortadella sandwich.
12:27And if not, for breakfast.
12:29Well done, Mom.
12:30New methods of torture must be used.
12:33Otherwise, the victim loses sensitivity.
12:36Let's see if you're going to help him with half of it.
12:38Come on, Jorge, let's play.
12:39But at nine o'clock here like clockwork.
12:44Well.
12:47Well, I'm going to read for a while.
13:00I had liked him for a month already, but he was always with his girlfriend.
13:06What are you doing to me?
13:09And even though he had a girlfriend, you hooked up with him?
13:12No, don't worry, yes, they've already dumped her.
13:14Apparently, it was a narrow one.
13:17And since when have you...
13:19Come on, I mean, when did he confess his feelings to you?
13:22To declare oneself?
13:22Come on.
13:24But it's the oldest one, aunt.
13:29What? What?
13:32Nothing.
13:33Julia, you're good for nothing.
13:38So what then?
13:39Were you telling me how it all started?
13:42Well.
13:44Well, he gave me my first kiss last Thursday.
13:48But he didn't touch them until Friday.
13:51We want to take things slowly, you know?
13:57But nothing else happened, right?
14:00No.
14:02Well, yes, the truth is that the other day we were...
14:10Come in, Mom, you'll be very uncomfortable standing up, won't you?
14:13The truth is, yes, I was uncomfortable.
14:16Look, Mom, I'm fed up with you eavesdropping behind the door.
14:18that you rummage through my drawers
14:19And on top of that, you bring Aunt Julia along to try and get something out of me.
14:22Can you hear me?
14:23Since you don't tell me anything,
14:24I'm not telling you anything because you can't be told anything.
14:27So, you tell Aunt Julia your things
14:29And not me, your mother.
14:30No.
14:30Why's that?
14:31Well, I don't know.
14:31Don't you know what?
14:33He doesn't know why he can tell me but not you.
14:36Just let her talk.
14:37Look who he went to talk to,
14:38the one who never let the others speak.
14:40But you never say anything, Mari.
14:41Why won't you let me?
14:42Well, I'll leave you now.
14:43Speak up, let's see.
14:44Look, Mom, I haven't slept all night.
14:47Me too.
14:48And do you know why?
14:49Because you're hysterical
14:50and you get all worked up over anything.
14:52Mari, I'm going to slap you, okay?
14:53What pipe, pipe?
14:54But you saw what he told me.
14:56But he does have a point.
14:58You should take their side.
14:59No, she's not on my side.
15:00The thing is, Julia understands me
15:02And you make up anything.
15:04And do you know why?
15:05Because she treats me like a person
15:07And you, you treat me like a doll.
15:11Is that what you think?
15:13Do I treat you like you're a doll?
15:18Yes, Mom, yes.
15:21All you care about is your daughter, Clarita.
15:24And everything she does
15:25It is much more important than what I do.
15:30That's great.
15:31Well, if you believe that, then very good, Mari.
15:55Were you saying something?
15:56No.
15:57Ah, it had appeared to me.
16:00Can I help you?
16:01Shh!
16:03I pick up a knife.
16:09Mother.
16:11Yeah.
16:11I'm sorry for saying that to you before.
16:23Although sometimes you say things we don't like,
16:27You say them for our own good.
16:30Thanks, Mari, but this time it was my fault.
16:32No, no, Mom, it was my fault.
16:34No, no, no, this time it was my fault.
16:36If I want you to tell me your things,
16:38I'll have to earn it.
16:39Look, it's a disgrace to admit it.
16:41that she has failed as a mother.
16:55What's it called?
16:58Pedro, and he is 22 years old.
17:02Wow, a bit too old for you, isn't he?
17:04Ha, Mom, but he's only 6 years older than me.
17:076 years, is that crazy?
17:09Mom, Pedro is the man of my life.
17:11Oh, yes, and how do you notice it?
17:17Well...
17:19Don't know.
17:20And how is that noticeable?
17:22So, what did you notice about Dad?
17:26I don't remember.
17:30Look, Mom, Pedro and I have been dating for a week now,
17:34But we haven't done it yet.
17:37I've been making a thousand excuses because...
17:40I feel awkward telling her that I haven't slept with anyone.
17:44And are you going to pay?
17:46But Mom, on top of everything, Pedro says that since it's his first time, he's embarrassed.
17:50What makes you embarrassed?
17:51Because they're looking for someone else who's more relaxed.
17:52But Mom, I really want it.
17:55Look, the other day we were in his car,
17:57which has reclining seats,
17:59And then he started sucking me down here,
18:02And well, I started, but at 100, mom.
18:04Leave it, daughter, Maris, almost leave it.
18:06Look, no, I almost prefer, I prefer, I prefer that they don't give me any more details.
18:11Daughter.
18:24Hello good morning.
18:28Hold me...
18:28Oh, I'm not a polygomint.
18:31I saw your suitcases.
18:35Are you moving today?
18:36No.
18:38Well, if not today, then tomorrow.
18:47I'm going to miss you a lot.
18:52You to me?
18:54No.
18:57Daughter, I didn't know you were so resentful.
19:01No?
19:02What's going on with the house that's being delayed because of spirits that just won't leave?
19:08So you're staying?
19:10I'm afraid so, although there's a very cute one they sell next to the cemetery.
19:15But for now you're staying.
19:17Oh, Juli.
19:19Do you give yourself a legend?
19:23Are you sure?
19:25Of course, silly.
19:27Forgive me for how idiotic I've been lately.
19:30But I've already gotten over it.
19:32What is a donut?
19:33Well, half, which is a tiny bit.
19:38Good morning, Pepita.
19:41Hello.
19:43You look like a sausage, you pig.
19:47What's happening?
19:48And what about Pepita's?
19:51Leave it, because it's a topic that's not worth going into.
19:55Between one thing and another, am I developing a dislike for guys?
19:59Pepa.
20:00No, I mean that's not it either.
20:02No, yes, I already did.
20:03But every time I imagine one of those octopuses touching my little girl...
20:06Of course.
20:07It's no wonder you're so nervous.
20:10Are you getting burned?
20:10Hey baby!
20:11How's it going?
20:13Good.
20:14Good.
20:16Bye bye.
20:24They're playing dumb now, but last night...
20:27Isn't that bad?
20:29Excuse me, Raquel, darling, but how long has it been since you had your eyes checked?
20:32I don't need it at all, sorry.
20:35Because everyone has their own tastes...
20:37Yes, ma'am, and it's true.
20:40Although this one is completely incoherent.
20:42Well, I'm telling you, no, okay?
20:44This one isn't bad at all.
20:47If you want it, for what you want it for, of course.
20:49In other words, for use and disposal.
20:52Haven't you heard of the Kleenex Man?
20:54Of course, there's one at every traffic light.
20:57I don't know what's been wrong with you lately, queen, you're acting like...
21:00From nerves, right?
21:01Me too?
21:02Yes, you.
21:03Do you know what you have to do?
21:05To have a fling now and then.
21:07Yes, that's what I'm missing.
21:08Come on, I don't know what's wrong with all of you.
21:09Is there nothing else you've been thinking about lately?
21:12Hey?
21:15Hey?
21:20I hate those bugs.
21:23They'll be pigs.
21:24Here, here.
21:26And it's a good thing your father took them, because otherwise we would have had a problem.
21:30Mom, I like having animals at home.
21:33Aren't mom and dad enough for you?
21:35Come on, Jorge, have breakfast, son, you're going to be late.
21:39Mom, do you know that the girls they're looking for to be models these days have to be very ordinary?
21:43Oh, really?
21:44Yes, they no longer have to be superwomen like before.
21:48Ah.
21:49Do you think I can be a model?
21:51Of course, without forgetting about cinema.
21:53I've decided that if I ever become a model, my private life will continue to be the same.
21:57Well, I think it's great.
22:02Mother.
22:05What, daughter?
22:09I've broken up with Pedro.
22:11And so?
22:12If two days ago you told me that I was the man of your life.
22:14Okay, what do you want?
22:15I'm only 16 years old.
22:18He's left you.
22:21Because?
22:23Because one of them is a slut.
22:25He says that at his age he has other needs.
22:28Well, look, let her...
22:29That's it.
22:32Do you think I'll be frigid, Mom?
22:34No, daughter, frigid.
22:35Not you, you don't seem like it.
22:37Right?
22:38No, what happens is that women don't start to enjoy sex until at least 30.
22:42Until 30, guys?
22:44No, not until age 30.
22:48Hello good morning.
22:51Hi, Juli.
22:52Are you arriving now?
22:53Well yes.
22:54It should be a great night, huh?
22:56Maria, are you going to be late?
23:00Hey Julia, Mom told me that women don't start enjoying sex until they're 30.
23:06Do you think it's true?
23:08Well, some women don't enjoy sex until they're 30, others don't enjoy it until they're 40, and others never do.
23:16Yeah?
23:17Maria, you're not coming today, huh?
23:19You're not coming today.
23:21Wow, what things you say to my girl.
23:24Alright, come on, let's go to school.
23:26Have you had breakfast?
23:27Clear.
23:28Okay, here you go.
23:29To the.
23:32Where did you spend the night?
23:35Hey, I'm already of legal age.
23:36Yes, you, you are smaller and sillier than my Mari.
23:39Come on.
23:41Come on, come with me to the bar, you'll be there with me for a little while.
23:44No, I don't go to the bar.
23:46You know I don't like that.
23:47It smells strongly there and is full of meat and fried food.
23:52Joli?
23:54Yeah?
23:56You didn't sleep with my boss, did you?
24:01No, I'm going to sleep with him.
24:05I went to see you at the bar because I was very lonely and you had left.
24:14And it has been horrifying.
24:17Oh, Julio.
24:34Pepe.
24:36That?
24:37I have many problems.
24:39Yeah?
24:41Yeah.
24:44The boss who has forbidden me from singing while I paint.
24:49And they no longer give me ripe fruit to feed the animals.
24:53Well, I don't know what to do. I'm really overwhelmed.
24:59Poor.
25:01Pepe.
25:03That?
25:05What would you do if you found a box of condoms on Maria's nightstand?
25:14I would kill her.
25:18And then he would kill all the boys who appear in his address book.
25:30And then he would kill all the boys who appear in his address book.
25:32And then he would kill all the boys who appear in his address book.
25:32And then he would kill all the boys who appear in his address book.
25:33And then he would kill all the boys who appear in his address book.
25:33And then he would kill all the boys who appear in his address book.
25:33Thank you.