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00:26The filming
00:30The filming went very well, I'm heading there now.
00:31And your little house?
00:33My little house is very nice.
00:35My rose bushes have died
00:37Did you throw away that rustling powder I gave you for the aphids?
00:40No, I forgot.
00:42Oh, Juli, I warned you!
00:44Seger is a disaster, I don't know why you don't listen to me more.
00:47Okay, but stop messing with me
00:50You look unwell, you're very hot
00:52I don't know if it's because of this habit you've developed of making your lips so red.
00:56Well, I think it suits me, you know.
00:58And Clarita also told me that I'm really into that scene, the sinister one.
01:02The problem is that with the vegetarian diet you're starting to look like an eggplant.
01:07Give it to him
01:09But hey, I've done something to you.
01:11Hey Juli, I hadn't seen you in that dress before.
01:13Okay, stand up so I can see you.
01:15It's cute
01:16Let's see
01:18Stand up
01:19Let's see
01:20The thing is, it makes you look a bit like a log.
01:24And very flat from here
01:26Very flat
01:27Hey, how's it going with Jorge San?
01:28He's as handsome as he appears on screen
01:30Yes, he is very handsome.
01:32Hey, that suit cost me a fortune, yeah
01:35And besides, I like it
01:37And in the store they told me it fit me perfectly, perfectly
01:40Hey, are there any other good-looking guys on this set?
01:44Well, yes
01:45A young guy, the hanger-on, who's not bad.
01:48You have a really cute figure, Juli, and that's what you should highlight, not your hunchback.
01:53See? Stand up
01:55What? Again?
01:57You have to stand up straight
01:58Let's see
01:59Right, straight ahead, straight ahead
02:01See? Like this
02:03Hey, and tell me about the coat rack guy, see if he's right for you, lest you get involved with him
02:09Have you already hooked up with him?
02:11Okay, but yes, but it's just an adventure
02:13He already warned me that he wasn't in love with me
02:17And have you slept with him, Juli?
02:19And I'm sure you've fallen in love.
02:22Oh, you never learn.
02:24Well, you know, like my family, my father left, my mother got involved with someone else
02:30I tend to replicate unstable relationships
02:35They already told me that in Hoffman therapy.
02:39But don't talk nonsense, Juli, your parents are very nice.
02:43My parents aren't very nice, they're pigs, that's what they are
02:49Well, I've already forgiven them, but they've certainly made my life impossible.
02:54You're very wrong, aren't you, Julia?
02:58Are you going to know more now than the psychiatrists or even Hoffman himself?
03:02Oh, of course!
03:03Look, you know what? I'm fed up with you telling me how to live.
03:08Who I should go out with, how I should dress, how I should do my makeup
03:12She's worse than my mother.
03:15Worse than your mother?
03:16Yes, worse than my mother, at least she tones things down when it comes to certain topics
03:19All I want is for me to get married, to get a boyfriend, to have any boyfriend at all.
03:23And that I get married already.
03:27Look, I'm having a panic attack
03:29I'm going home to call the psychoanalyst.
03:33And while I'm at it, I'll change my dress.
03:37Oh, Julita, darling.
03:45Hey, it's raining
03:49Mother
03:49What's wrong with Julia?
03:51Julia
03:53Leave her alone, she's been acting very strange lately.
03:54He's taken to saying, imagine that, that I'm interfering in his life.
03:58The poor thing is in very bad shape, we have to help her
04:02Well, I don't know, but maybe it has something to do with the stars or with the weather.
04:06Because I don't know what's wrong with me, but I feel unwell, I feel dizzy, I don't know if
04:12What do you mean, daughter, that you feel dizzy?
04:15Are you nauseous?
04:16Yes, nausea, yes
04:18Will it be serious?
04:20Well, I don't know, it could be, it could be that you had a drop in blood pressure, Mari, or
04:25a colic
04:26They can be, they can be many things, daughter.
04:28Thank goodness, because I don't understand nausea like I do.
04:32Go on, drink some water
04:34Mari, look me in the eyes
04:37Mari, don't laugh
04:40Daughter, you're not pregnant, are you?
04:43Well, I don't know, because I haven't done the frog test yet.
04:45Don't joke around, this could be serious!
04:50Mary
04:53Mother
04:54Jorge is standing in the courtyard with his school notes in his hand
04:58Hello
05:00Hello
05:01Oh, you look terrible, Maria
05:04That means you're pregnant.
05:07Hey, Maria
05:09But tell me one thing, you and Paul, do you sleep together?
05:15Yes, Mom, and we have great sexual chemistry
05:19Are you the nut or the bolt?
05:22It's normal, Mom, all my friends do it
05:26Maria, we need to talk. Clarita, go on, go away.
05:28I want to stay
05:30Not you, you don't understand this, you go away
05:33Leave her alone, let's see if that idiot Ignacio gets her pregnant and they think they're playing around
05:37Okay, remember
05:38I'm going to see if I can pour myself a glass of wine, and well, let's see how it goes...
05:43Anyway, let's talk about it, and you all can just ask me whatever you want.
05:48Whatever we want?
05:50Yes, whatever you want
05:53Does penis size influence pleasure?
05:58I didn't know that, it doesn't matter, Mom, it's just a phallocentric myth
06:04Does the G-spot exist?
06:08Nothing exists, but it is not essential for achieving pleasure.
06:14What should you do when you go out with a guy for the first time?
06:17Well, it's necessary to use a condom during the first month.
06:21What is called the condom contract
06:24And then you have to get some tests done before starting new relationships without him
06:29It is also advisable to use spermicides and...
06:32And check the expiration dates on the condoms.
06:39But where did you learn all this?
06:41Well, at school and in fashion magazines
06:43Pure pornography
06:46Come on, Mom, you don't understand anything.
06:50You don't understand anything!
06:51You don't understand anything!
07:36In this establishment we serve the best beer in the world.
07:40Wow!
07:43Oh, what a shame about the venue!
07:45If everyone is involved in football.
07:47Cuman, uman, uman, uman, uman, uman, uman!
07:48Oops!
07:50Okay, and here are the chicken strips and the tacos.
07:54Thank you, Pili.
07:55Weirdest food.
07:57Let's see, the chicken strips and the beef tacos.
08:04Well then, enjoy your meal.
08:08Oh, Rafael!
08:10Oh, Rafael, what joy!
08:13Oh, you've gotten so fat!
08:15And how beautiful you look!
08:16No way, they haven't gotten a new uniform and don't think it looks good on me at all.
08:20I called your house and your daughters told me you worked here.
08:24They must be huge.
08:26You'll see, with the whole boyfriend thing and all.
08:29And what about you?
08:31Banner!
08:32Why a banner?
08:33Do you remember when I started dating Pepe, you wanted to sleep with me?
08:36Yes, you were really cheeky.
08:39No, it's just that you were like a train.
08:41And you, I'm going to give you a little drink.
08:44Have an aperitif.
08:46Well, this is good.
08:48So, what's up, Rafa, what's up?
08:49What have you organized?
08:50I?
08:51Oh dear, oh dear, I have a feeling you've really messed things up this time.
08:58You see, you know that my brother Pepe and you are the two people I love most in this way.
09:05Oh, Rafael.
09:06Look, we're in dire financial straits.
09:08Besides, Pepe handles those matters.
09:10No, no, woman, yes, it's not that.
09:12It's not an economic issue, it's a private matter.
09:16Very private.
09:19Have you fallen in love with a young girl?
09:23Why do you want me to tell you that I think it's awful that women in their thirties are more sexually active?
09:27Yeah.
09:28Of course, your wife is already over forty.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Nothing is taken care of.
09:33And she's also a bit of a witch all day long with that constipated face.
09:36Yeah.
09:37Sure, I understand you, Rafa.
09:39I don't exactly approve of what you've done, you know?
09:41But I, personally, understand you.
09:43Well, that's what happened to me.
09:46Well, not exactly that.
09:49Son, speak up already.
09:53Do you mind if we talk at a small table?
09:59Felix, I'm going to sit down with my brother-in-law for a moment.
10:03You know that neither Yolanda, my wife, nor Álvaro, nor Marina, have ever lacked anything.
10:09Álvaro is in vocational training.
10:11And Marina is studying medicine and she's going to be a rumba dancer.
10:16And Yolanda, well, has inherited a couple of apartments from her uncle and works as a nurse.
10:20And well, he's doing very well.
10:23In short, they don't need me for anything.
10:27And I've realized that what I like are men.
10:32Pepe, calm down, woman.
10:33It's gone off on a tangent.
10:35Take another sip.
10:39I'm feeling better now.
10:40Yes, yes, yes.
10:42Were you telling me?
10:43I like men.
10:47But Rafa, are you trying to tell me that you've become a faggot?
10:51Yeah.
10:53And I want you to help me bring it up with Pepe.
10:56Because he's my brother, but since he's a little...
10:59Pepe will kill you, Rafa.
11:01Pepe will kill you.
11:02Yes, that's it.
11:02Come on, you, cheer me up.
11:04Pepe, I'm in love.
11:07The other day we went to a motel for the first time, you know?
11:10Look, look, look, look, don't tell me anything, I have enough to deal with regarding my girls.
11:15I'm happy, Pepe.
11:17For the first time in my life I am completely happy.
11:20Okay, well, there you go, well, that's it.
11:22What's happening?
11:23You have prejudices too.
11:24No, no, no, not me.
11:26No way, not me.
11:26What if my hairdresser is a lesbian?
11:28And the first boyfriend I had, well, he was, he was just like you.
11:32It's not?
11:32So this doesn't surprise me at all.
11:35I already knew it would happen to me.
11:37Well, I see this as a stable relationship, you know?
11:41Just so you know.
11:42I don't want one of those "I've seen you before" or "I don't remember" situations, and here I'm asking you to
11:45I kill you.
11:47Hey, I wonder if your wife was stunned?
11:50No, not at all.
11:51She's been having an affair for years with a doctor who's her boss, you know?
11:55Oh, really?
11:56Furthermore, I have decided to write a book on my topic.
11:59Yeah?
12:00Clear.
12:01This can help a lot of people who may find themselves in the same situation as me.
12:06Well, I have to go because I left my wife shopping at the supermarket and since I'm running late, well, that's it.
12:12It starts with the argument.
12:13Goodbye, goodbye.
12:15You already know what kind of milk it has.
12:19Remember to say that, Pepe.
12:21Yes, yes.
12:22Goodbye, Rafa, darling.
12:25I'm glad.
12:42Pepe.
12:43That?
12:45I wanted us to talk about something.
12:47If it's a problem, don't tell me.
12:49No.
12:51Let's see.
12:53Look, I've been talking to Mari and she asked me to tell you to see if you
12:58You could find Paul a little something at the factory.
13:02Are you crazy?
13:03Pepe, damn it, don't turn on the tap, man.
13:05I don't love myself...
13:08That?
13:09Why do you want me to find that idiot a job?
13:12So that he can marry Maria as soon as possible?
13:14Don't be a fool, Pepe.
13:16He's already asked me to help him.
13:18In addition, he has a lot of experience as a mechanic.
13:20Well, then he should work in a car repair shop.
13:23Not in a doll factory.
13:25Yes, I worked in a workshop owned by a friend of my father.
13:28But look at the bad luck that he tuned up a car and it turns out that the owner
13:32He died in that car because of a little problem he had with the brakes.
13:38Of course, Paul was blamed for everything and he was fired.
13:42Pepe, Pepe, that Paul is a ghost.
13:45Leave him alone; if he's standing still, he might get depressed and leave Maria, or he might go crazy.
13:49Look, I'm going to make the betting slip.
13:50Well, Maria told me that he really loves her and that he's also willing to change.
13:55And you believe that?
13:57Give it another chance.
14:00Sure, we'll see.
14:03There's one more little thing, Pepe.
14:05That?
14:06With Postela, Real Betis, I'm going to give them a two.
14:10What do you think of homosexuals?
14:13Me?
14:15That's fine by me.
14:17Spanish, Real Madrid, one two.
14:19And what would you think if a friend of yours became gay?
14:24Well, fine, fine.
14:27I've been to many gay pride demonstrations.
14:30I met Ocaña.
14:32Villarreal, Hercules.
14:33To this other two.
14:34What if your son Jorge became gay?
14:38Damn, Pepa.
14:40It's just that, it's just that, it's just that, you ask some things.
14:42Yes, son, anything was possible.
14:44Well, if that were the case, let's see, he already...
14:47It's their life.
14:48So, you'd go with her to buy skirts.
14:54Well, if he liked it, then yes.
14:56Why not?
15:00Now, Jorge is like me.
15:03He's a real dude.
15:04Like my father, like my brother.
15:05Like the entire Romero family.
15:06It must be something genetic.
15:08Yes, precisely.
15:09Your brother came to see me this afternoon at the cafeteria.
15:11Since you don't know what he told me.
15:14Any nonsense with the animal that it is.
15:16Well, look, he's become gay.
15:23Yes, it's not a joke, Pepe.
15:27Okay, Pepa.
15:28Okay, okay.
15:29I swear he told me he's become gay.
15:32And he told me that...
15:36Let's see, Pepa, let's see.
15:37Are you telling me that my brother Rafaelito has become gay?
15:39Yes, but also, listen...
15:42He's very happy.
15:44My mother, my mother, my mother, my mother.
15:47Okay, Pepe, don't be so dramatic.
15:50Rafaelito, you faggot.
15:53Rafaelito is a complete idiot.
15:55That's what it is.
15:56Do you know what's wrong with you?
15:57Hey?
15:58He's always liked to stand out.
16:00And that's why he probably said that he's a faggot.
16:02Yeah, but don't worry, I'll get that idea out of his head in two minutes.
16:05But, Pepe, if he's already tried it, then he knows...
16:07That's nonsense!
16:09Look, if he becomes a faggot, I'll break his legs.
16:12That's what happened, he probably drank 20 beers and decided to say that.
16:15Wow, what a faggot!
16:16No, Pepe, that's not it, that's not it.
16:20No, Pepe.
16:21Come on, come on, let's leave it at that, okay?
16:23I'm going to fix the sink.
16:25And I'll talk to him tomorrow, you'll see how he'll have gotten over it all.
16:28Okay, but don't be a fool.
16:31Okay, Pepe?
16:33And look at me to see about Paul's little job.
16:36That one, that one you really must have become a faggot.
16:38Let's see if we can get rid of him.
16:43I'm missing an elbow!
16:45Don't fix an elbow, damn it, an elbow.
16:47The boat without an audience.
16:51Come on, Pepe, I'm going to be late for filming.
16:53Let us deplaster.
16:56I should have been home ten minutes ago, picking up my typewriter and stopwatch.
17:01They repeat without you.
17:03Juli, do you know that my brother-in-law Rafael...
17:06Who? That handsome guy?
17:07He has become homosexual.
17:08She likes men.
17:10I already know what a homosexual is.
17:13The thing is, I don't understand what's been done about it.
17:16He's gay, period.
17:17It's okay, it's perfectly normal.
17:19Daughter, when you get so clever, Rano, I can't stand you.
17:21It's not so normal when he's been married for more than fifteen years.
17:24Juli, with children.
17:25No, but he will have been deceiving himself and now he will have stumbled upon the truth.
17:30Well, it's okay, it happens to us a lot.
17:32Oh, really? And you haven't had your fill of the other side either, or what?
17:35No.
17:37The thing is, thanks to my psychoanalyst, I'm realizing that I'm too old to make decisions.
17:41my own decision.
17:43Of course, I've told you that many times.
17:46But you can't tell me everything I have to do.
17:49Well, I don't see anything wrong with that, Julia.
17:51If I have a clearer understanding of things, then I can advise you.
17:53Well, from now on, with the new therapy, things are going to change a lot.
17:58Oh, really?
17:59What is the new therapy like?
18:01I'm not going to tell you, you'll discover it little by little.
18:04You're going to get that one, that one dries out your lips a lot, Juli.
18:07Take this one too.
18:09Well, look, I'm not going to take this one, which I like, it's red and I've already tried it on.
18:13Ah, so the new therapy is to contradict me.
18:17That's none of your business.
18:19Oh, Julita, forgive me for saying so, beautiful, but you're so unbearable, come on.
18:23Oh, well I'm leaving, you see.
18:25I'm leaving, see? She's already gotten as angry as a little girl.
18:28I think it's fine that you want to develop your own personality, but not that you contradict me.
18:32all the time, daughter.
18:33No, what happens is that you're bothered by me making my own decisions.
18:36Let me pay.
18:37No, I'll pay.
18:38Shall I pay you, Julia?
18:39No, I'll pay, and besides, from now on I'm going to stop being your appendage.
18:43to be that.
18:45Let me pay, I have the change.
18:47No, I'll pay.
18:47Okay.
18:48And that's it, I'll stop being an appendage of yours and become a person myself.
18:52Very good.
18:54What I do?
18:57What do I do with the metal card?
18:59What don't I know?
19:01Daughter, Pepa.
19:02Since you told me that you have to make your own decisions, then you make your own decisions.
19:05Okay, but don't be so resentful.
19:06I told you this for important things, but not for silly things.
19:10If I pay with this card, I don't get a discount, but I have to pay in cash.
19:15Well, pay with the other one.
19:16Julia, this one charges me a lot of interest.
19:18With this one, with this one, this one.
19:21She doesn't know that.
19:22Well, my daughter, I'll pay.
19:24No, I'll pay, please.
19:24I've been telling you, I've been telling you, that I have things much clearer.
19:27Well.
19:28I said I'll pay, I'll pay.
19:30Because there is no reason not to pay.
19:31When I say I pay, right?
19:33Okay, but what?
19:35That's it.
19:42Look, Rafaelito.
19:44No, how am I going to tell my brother?
19:47No, no, I don't know.
19:51What's up, Rafa?
19:52As?
19:53No no.
19:54No?
19:56What should I tell him?
19:59Look, Rafaelito, Rafaelito, he's as blind as a moricón.
20:02Hello, Pepe.
20:04How are you, kid?
20:06Hey, good, good.
20:08What's the matter?
20:09Nothing for me.
20:09What's going to happen to me?
20:10Hey, do you remember Matilda?
20:13That girl who was your girlfriend, who was really hot, I stole her from you.
20:16Ah.
20:17Well, I just saw her and she looks like a seal.
20:22Hey, do you remember that time you ran the 100 meters and when you were in first place you fell off...
20:26And you left me hanging there the whole end.
20:30And the priests were watching like madmen.
20:33What times those were!
20:38I haven't seen anyone from school since.
20:42Hey, do you remember that the class was full of faggots?
20:47I'm going to see the chimpanzee.
20:50Pepe.
20:51That?
20:52Don't be rude.
20:55I don't.
20:57And what about women?
20:59Nara?
21:01Nothing.
21:02Look, you really like to attract attention.
21:04Always the same.
21:06First, the bell-bottom trousers.
21:09Then you fried your hair.
21:10And now to top it all off...
21:12Well, it was all for the same reason because...
21:14I don't know, I just wasn't comfortable with myself.
21:17And now, yes?
21:20Yeah.
21:21So, how?
21:24How do we tell Mom and Dad?
21:26I already told Mom, and she started looking at the ceiling and asked me about it.
21:30my daughters.
21:31And Dad?
21:32Dad has given me a couple more.
21:37And do you remember when we were kids?
21:39I was going to make more girls and you would lift up their skirts to see their butts.
21:43I didn't dare, but you did.
21:45And what about the frogs you were eating, huh?
21:48And how good he was as a center forward.
21:51Let go, damn it.
21:52Hey, you're really going on about being such a pain in the ass...
21:55That you no longer...
21:56Peace!
21:59Are those ladybug games?
22:01No!
22:02But I'm not a child, and neither are you, damn it.
22:06And things are as they are, that's all there is to it, no matter how much you insist otherwise.
22:11Wait!
22:13Wait, Juan, no.
22:16I love you just the same.
22:23I've been your brother since we were little.
22:26As?
22:27Go on, go on.
22:40Does everyone want more orange juice?
22:42No.
22:42I'd have lemon, if you don't mind.
22:44Are you doing it to annoy me or is it part of the therapy?
22:47Then because I feel like it, period.
22:50That's what I like to hear, Auntie.
22:51Fighter.
22:52I want lemon juice too.
22:54Get off!
22:57Dad, go on.
22:57Pass me the jam, please.
22:58Do something useful.
23:00Don't you prefer butter, Maria?
23:02Like in that movie you watched with Paul, so interested.
23:06Have you seen Last Tango in Paris on TV?
23:09They saw her from head to toe.
23:11Well, you've seen it too, witch.
23:13But didn't I tell you I didn't want you to watch that movie?
23:15It's a bore.
23:17So, because I put butter on her butt, Mom.
23:21The next time I tell you not to watch a movie, watch it, you'll see.
23:26Dad?
23:27Which?
23:28Nothing.
23:31Nothing.
23:34The best meals of the day are breakfast.
23:38I just discovered it very recently.
23:40Especially if they're made with diamonds.
23:47Pepa, why don't you pass me a little more lemon juice?
23:50And why don't you bring it yourself?
23:51Didn't you say you have to learn to do things for yourself?
23:57Good morning.
23:58Oh, what are you doing here at this hour?
24:00Well, today is my first day of work at the factory and I've come to pick up my manager.
24:10What's up, Pepe?
24:12Lively?
24:13I'm going to put on the shoehorn.
24:15Hey, do you know that to work in the factory you have to wear overalls?
24:18I'm saying this because of the outfit.
24:20Okay, okay, we'll talk about that later.
24:23Well, you've already said it, Mary.
24:25What do you have to say?
24:27Well, I had to tell you that this weekend I'm going with Paul and some friends to the carnivals in
24:33Cadiz.
24:34I can go, right?
24:35Yeah?
24:36Yeah?
24:38Pepe?
24:39That?
24:41Well, thanks, huh?
24:42Thank you, Mom.
24:43Okay, I'm going with Paul, okay?
24:44I have to tell you something.
24:47They're going to make out, Mom.
24:48Shut up, Clarita.
24:50Disgusting.
24:50Never let me do that with a boy.
24:52And why do you have to tell him what his name would be?
24:54Who gave you any say in this matter?
24:56Let's see.
24:57Well, it's part of the therapy.
24:58I have to make all the decisions that come my way.
25:02Pepe, are you going to let the girl go alone to the carnival?
25:05Don't be ridiculous, Pepe.
25:07What are they going to do on their own?
25:13Bye bye.
25:22EITHER?
25:26Six.
25:28Seven thirty.
25:29Seven thirty?
25:31Seven thirty.
25:32You're not right about anything, Pepe.
25:33Do you want more chickpeas?
25:34Because?
25:37You're thinking about your brother.
25:38I shouldn't have told you.
25:42The Maria.
25:43Shouldn't you have let her go to the carnival?
25:46I didn't sleep all night.
25:47Well, when they have dreams they'll lie down in a bed, Pepe.
25:50What's happening?
25:51Is your only fun torturing me?
25:53Son, they're at that age.
25:55Pepe, Pepe, do me a favor.
25:58I can't get used to being home without all the children.
26:02Did they leave a phone number?
26:04Pepe, they're at the Cadiz carnivals.
26:06Well, then call the police to look for them.
26:07No nonsense!
26:12What if we take the car and go to Cadiz?
26:14To Cádiz?
26:15Why are we going there?
26:16Okay, let's go.
26:17We tell her alone and we turn around.
26:18Look, if we leave now we can be here.
26:20Pepe, Pepe, Pepe, listen to me.
26:22Maria is having a terrific time with her gang.
26:25And then she'll go to sleep in the hotel room with her friend.
26:28And the other one will go to sleep on the beach with his friends.
26:34And what about my brother?
26:36Your brother will be sleeping.
26:38Because?
26:39Because the other one was going to see his mother over the weekend, yeah.
26:44Sure?
26:45But sure, sure, sure, sure.
26:49Well, then I have no reason to worry.
26:54No.
26:56Only if Paul gets her pregnant.
27:14Thank you!
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27:16Thank you!
27:18Thank you!