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00:24That's few watts at the oil price.
00:27We'll worry about that when we get them inside.
00:30We need a bigger window, you know.
00:33What for?
00:34So we can write bigger letters.
00:36I doubt if they can read that across the street.
00:40All this money I'm spending on advertising,
00:43and I'm not reaching for people.
00:46All this money? What money?
00:48One little brush and a pot of whitewash.
00:59Do you want to cross the road, look? Off we go.
01:01It's all right.
01:03It's all right.
01:04It's all right.
01:04It's all right.
01:06It's all right.
01:17It's all right.
01:21It's all right.
01:32It's all right.
01:35It's all right.
01:37It's all right.
01:41It's all right.
01:52I love it.
01:57Excuse me.
02:09how about a kiss then to start the day right
02:12it might start your flaming day right
02:19but it won't do a lot for me
02:22see you just met Dennis
02:25that's Dennis
02:26we're training him for a round of his own
02:28I hope it's not round here
02:37thank God it's dark
02:39somebody had seen me kissing the milkman
02:56some of these firms spend a lot of my money on advertising you know
03:00oh that's it
03:01if it's going to cost money
03:02that's us finished before we start
03:04I don't see why
03:08what you spend money
03:11Granville I am there talking about advertising
03:14you keep harping on about spending money
03:16I wish you'd have watched your language Granville
03:18I may be old fashioned
03:20but I hate to hear young people that are talking loosely
03:24I haven't brought you up to be promiscuous over me and my money
03:27that's true I'll give you that
03:29but you've lacked for nothing
03:31that's right
03:32that's one thing I haven't lacked
03:34nothing
03:36I've had plenty of that
03:38listen you've always had good foods
03:40and had healthy exercise Granville
03:42yeah I know but what about boring
03:45it's often been boring
03:46well I should hope so
03:48and look what he said you've done for your complexion
03:51you've got a wonderful skin our Granville
03:53I know
03:54I haven't done a whole lot with it though have I
03:56oh
03:57skin like that is entirely due to good old fashioned English
04:01we used to be famous for it you know a while back
04:05all over Europe
04:06there go the English they used to say
04:08aren't they be boring
04:11mind you we were always respected for it
04:14yes but the world's changed
04:16yes and don't they know it
04:18look what they get now abroad
04:20the Liverpool supporters
04:21a song for Europe
04:24surely boring sounds better than that already
04:26doesn't it
04:27there must be a happy medium
04:29well there was your cousin Ethel
04:32she were a medium
04:33really
04:33I didn't know I had a cousin Ethel
04:35oh yeah well she was your mother's cousin really
04:37she used to do all these seances
04:39and the table her rapping and all that you know
04:42well that's where I must get it from
04:44what
04:44well I sometimes think that I get these little
04:46little periods of precognition
04:49oh do you really
04:50oh it's just your plugs all in
04:52up
04:52it's not me plugs I'm being serious
04:55well so was your cousin Ethel
04:56oh yes
04:57night after night she used to try
04:59and then one night
05:00out of the blue
05:01well out of the black rather
05:04suddenly there came this
05:05and then a knock
05:07a visitor from the spirit world
05:09well in a way yes
05:10he was a chap who worked at the off license
05:15he was looking for nice honest to homely dirty diggings
05:19yeah I don't believe a word of this
05:21oh it's true
05:22yes she took him in
05:23and soon they knew each other as only people can
05:25who had a couple of good sessions on the Ouija board
05:29ah someone trying to get through from the other side
05:48hey up it's noddy
05:49good morning what can we do for you sir
05:53now that's what a person my age should be dressed like
05:57not like this
05:58dressed you call that dressed
06:00I put more than that on to go to bed in
06:03good morning can we help you in any way
06:05or is it too late
06:08razor sharp responses you notice Granville
06:11still we shouldn't mock the afflicted should we
06:13pity about his eyesight
06:15it's nothing the matter with his eyesight
06:17he's wearing shades
06:19because he's cool
06:23I said I think he is cool
06:25his shirt's open to the kneecap
06:27hey we're over here sir
06:28over here
06:29he's on my mutton jeff and all
06:33here we are sir over
06:34get off
06:35you're gonna watch it creeping out of people
06:38you're gonna watch it creeping out of people
06:41could you turn your vacuum cleaner down a bit
06:44what
06:44I say shouldn't you be wearing a vest
06:47what
06:47oh never mind
06:48go back to automatic pilot
06:53oh thank god they've gone
06:56shouldn't he be wearing a vest
06:59huh
07:00vests are out man
07:01well yours is I can see it from here
07:03took it
07:07let me handle this
07:08I wish you would
07:09hi
07:13something we can do for you man
07:16don't listen to the golden oldie here
07:18he's like from yesterday
07:23you and me
07:24we know where it's at
07:26right
07:27by the way
07:28love the open shirt
07:29that's very me
07:31that the open shirt
07:32as soon as I get out of this working clobber
07:34I'm straight into the open shirt
07:35I'm well known round here for it
07:37well I'm
07:38you know
07:39I'm famous in the chest
07:42don't half turn the chicks on
07:44right
07:44of course the only snag is
07:46if the waistband on your jeans is too tight
07:48well there again
07:49that's what jeans are all about
07:50right
07:51I mean if your jeans aren't tight enough
07:53well you might as well be dead
07:55right
07:57can you repeat all that
07:58I couldn't hear you for the sounds man
08:05I was just
08:06just saying like
08:07you know
08:08I dig all your gear
08:09you got any blancmange
08:12yeah I got two of their LPs
08:14please
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23:09Depends where you're gonna give it to me
23:11I've still got the bruises from the last time
23:13If you want to make yourself useful you can open me front door
23:15Oh that's the best offer I've had all week
23:17Key in the top pocket is it?
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23:33Out of me way you!
23:34I need both me hands free before I dare start squeezing past you
23:38Anything you say my little state registered sir scrumptious
23:42I want nothing to diminish your appreciation of this moment
23:45In future every time you come home you will receive the grosser's equivalent of the 21 guns loot
23:52I don't know what you're rambling about
23:55Just go away for it
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