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00:2750%!
00:30Uh, 50%.
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00:32It's a bit fierce, isn't it?
00:34It's not like you, I've seen you go wide at 5% !
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00:38Well, how many items have we got marked?
00:48how many none you clown you don't think I'm not giving stuff away
01:43I'm not giving stuff away
01:45I'm not giving stuff away
02:16morning sir
02:19seriously have you thought about a drawbridge
02:47morning
02:48good morning Granville
02:52for me
02:55oh that's really sweet Granville
02:58well er
03:01why don't you just take one milk bottle and I'll hold the flowers
03:10I'll say something can't you speak
03:12normally I can
03:14I mean normally I can speak
03:17what I mean is if
03:19we were going out together on a date or something
03:22I'll be able to speak
03:24I'm almost certain I'll be able to speak
03:27nobody's ever given me flowers on the street before
03:31you're a nice person Granville
03:35aww
03:35I wish you'd never said that
03:37why?
03:38because that's what girls say when they turn round and go off with somebody nasty
03:42somebody big handsome and nasty
03:44funny I should say that
03:46I knew it
03:48I knew it
03:51never mind
03:53keep the flowers anyway
03:56what's my boyfriend going to say?
03:57well don't tell him
03:59who's going to tell him?
03:59I'm not going to tell him
04:00he's the milk round supervisor
04:02he'll see me wandering round with these
04:05well
04:06let's be honest about it
04:07tell him that Granville gave them to you
04:10you know
04:10Granville who's not such a nice person
04:13but maybe underneath is pretty nasty
04:15in an attractive sort of a way
04:17you know
04:18keep the flowers
04:19tell him that's how Granville is
04:20you know flowers
04:21champagne
04:22bolts
04:25stick to your bolts
04:29not round supervisor
04:38big isn't he
05:01did Mrs. Gillespie come in for her bread?
05:05yes
05:10well what happened to the flowers?
05:13her boyfriend gave them back to me
05:17oh so we're giving the flowers
05:19to the milk woman's
05:20of her boyfriend now
05:21are we?
05:23sometimes I really do think
05:25he's Hungarian
05:31I thought
05:32I thought
05:33I thought I knew that face
05:36Bessie Enderley
05:38hey Granville
05:38you remember Bessie Enderley?
05:41no
05:42yes you do
05:43look that's her there
05:44a very undistinguished little woman
05:46used to live in a garden street
05:48with her second husband
05:48what happened to her first?
05:50oh you fell off a ladder
05:51oh dear
05:52yeah
05:53onto a Mrs. Bradbury
05:55he so enjoyed the experience
05:57he made it a habit you know
05:58yeah
05:59as soon as his leg got better
06:00they ran away together
06:02they're now living in
06:03I believe in
06:04in
06:04in
06:04in
06:05in
06:05sin
06:06in
06:06in
06:07siren
06:07sester
06:09which I understand
06:10is very similar
06:12always admire people
06:13who have the courage
06:14to do that sort of thing
06:15oh yes
06:16it takes a lot of
06:16bup luck
06:17to go on to live
06:18in siren sester
06:19you don't mean that
06:20I mean to throw caution
06:21to the wind
06:22for the person you love
06:23and run off together
06:25have you been a reading
06:27the William Hickey column again
06:30listen
06:30by the way
06:31didn't you and I
06:32ought to have a little
06:33talky walky about
06:34the milk woman's
06:35a boyfriend
06:36no we didn't
06:38yeah
06:38I was merely
06:40speculating
06:41seriously
06:42about people
06:43like myself
06:44you know
06:45have this
06:45burning earth
06:46burning earth
06:47you can't even
06:48get a fire going
06:49look at you
06:50all you got so far
06:51is a puff of smoke
06:52and sooty fingers
06:53well everything's damp
06:55it's your age
06:56it'll pass
06:58I mean
06:59the sticks are damp
07:00the coal is damp
07:01well go and open up
07:02a packet of
07:02firelighters
07:03you won't let me
07:04use firelighters
07:05you say
07:06they're too expensive
07:07well they are
07:08they are in this
07:09a damn shop
07:10I'm not paying
07:10these prices
07:11get round to the
07:12co-op and buy some
07:13go on
07:14I'm only joking
07:15go and open up
07:16a packet
07:17alright
07:22not if they're going to
07:23count as my birthday
07:24present
07:26you say see through
07:27all my little
07:28ploys
07:29don't you
07:29go on then
07:30agreed
07:31agreed
07:32well what about her
07:33then
07:34who
07:34this woman
07:35you're reading
07:36about
07:36oh
07:37Bessie
07:37enderly
07:38aye
07:39from wherever
07:40it was
07:40Gordon Street
07:41she's not in
07:42Gordon Street
07:43anymore
07:43she's here
07:43in the paper
07:44getting married
07:45for the third
07:46time
07:46blimey
07:47she doesn't hang
07:47about does she
07:48a minute ago
07:48she was getting
07:49married for the
07:49second time
07:51anyway
07:52what happened to
07:53her second
07:53husband
07:54never you
07:54mind
07:55just make sure
07:56you put the
07:56money in the
07:57till for them
07:58firelighters
08:14oh
08:15you
08:15silly
08:16beggar
08:17my
08:18god
08:19there's nothing
08:19startles you more
08:20than a furtive
08:21grocer
08:22that was only a
08:23little startle
08:24wait till you
08:25see me big
08:26startle
08:28might I make
08:30a suggestion
08:30no you can't
08:32I've heard
08:32your suggestions
08:33it seems a pity
08:35you sitting there
08:36holding your chest
08:36and me standing
08:37here holding
08:38this car door
08:39couldn't we come
08:40to some different
08:40arrangement
08:42out of me way
08:43I'm gagging
08:44for a cup of tea
08:44hey listen
08:45to strike a more
08:46depressing note
08:47how's your mum
08:48today
08:49he's fine
08:50thank you
08:57I'm really glad
08:58about that
09:00you'll never go
09:01to heaven
09:02you
09:02me
09:03what about her
09:04she's been
09:05my rep
09:05putting it
09:06off for years
09:07don't be like
09:08that
09:09don't you ever
09:10feel any bitterness
09:11that she's
09:12standing in your
09:13way
09:13it's you
09:14that's standing
09:15in my way
09:22what are you
09:22doing in there
09:24I'm sitting here
09:25while the seat's
09:26still warm
09:28it's about as
09:29close as I get
09:30to the privileges
09:31of an engagement
09:32person
09:34you know
09:35being engaged
09:36to you
09:36is like having
09:36your own
09:37piano
09:37and not being
09:38allowed to
09:39have a tinkle
09:40on it
09:42I wouldn't
09:43mind but you're
09:44always after the
09:44same three notes
09:45listen I appeal
09:47to you
09:48from the warm
09:49seat of this
09:49Morris Minor
09:51I'll make it
09:52up to you
09:53someday
09:53couldn't we
09:54arrange a little
09:55bit on account
09:57if there's one
09:58thing you've
09:58taught me
09:59it's never
10:00give credit
10:01oh
10:03oh
10:04my dear
10:07still never
10:07mind
10:08we shan't
10:08be using
10:09that end
10:11take two
10:12of these
10:13two of them
10:16two of these
10:17in a cold
10:18bath at least
10:19once a day
10:21or whenever
10:21the itch
10:22gets unbearable
10:24and whatever
10:24you do
10:25don't scratch
10:26it
10:31oh all right
10:32come over later
10:34when I tuck
10:34my mother in
10:35we'll have a
10:35bit of supper
10:37I tell you
10:38what
10:38can't your
10:39mother eat
10:39the supper
10:40and I'll
10:40duck you
10:41in
10:44oh very
10:45well
10:49hey
10:51what have
10:52you got
10:52that's got
10:5350% off
10:54that's the
10:55spirit my
10:55love
10:56you keep
10:56up that
10:57attitude
10:57of frank
10:58curiosity
10:58we could
10:59we could be
10:59in for a
11:00memorable
11:00evening
11:14oh it's you
11:15oh so sooty
11:16what have you
11:17been playing
11:19have you been
11:20out with
11:20their sweep
11:20again
11:21look at this
11:22estate have you
11:23never got that
11:24fire going yet
11:25oh yes I think
11:26I've got it going
11:27now
11:27where have you
11:28been
11:29if you must
11:29know I have
11:30been sitting in
11:30the warm seat
11:31of a Morris
11:32miner
11:32whatever for
11:34oh I have a
11:35great affection
11:36for the old
11:37Morris miner
11:38you know
11:39I love the way
11:40it curves around
11:41a bonnet and
11:42boot
11:42much as does
11:44a certain
11:44friend of mine
11:45who shall
11:45remain a
11:46nameless
11:46but state
11:47registered
11:49delivery
11:49Mr.
11:50Arkwright
11:50can you open
11:51warehouse door
11:57was it your
11:58impression that
11:59a broom
11:59had just
12:00came round
12:00the door
12:02don't worry
12:03I'll go
12:03no no
12:04I will go
12:05I like to
12:05count everything
12:06those delivery
12:07men bring in
12:08why you've got to
12:09trust somebody
12:10sometimes
12:11not when you're
12:11signing for it
12:12you haven't
12:13look what
12:13happened to
12:14Neville Chamberlain
12:17good morning
12:18Mrs.
12:18Featherstone
12:20is he in
12:21no
12:22just us
12:23you and me
12:25a man
12:26and a woman
12:28alone
12:30oh my god
12:31it's going to
12:32be one of
12:32them days
12:32is it
12:33no he's just
12:34checking a
12:34delivery
12:34Mrs.
12:35Featherstone
12:35is there
12:35anything I
12:36can do
12:36for you
12:36I prefer
12:37to be
12:37served
12:38by older
12:38persons
12:39why I'm
12:40not contagious
12:40it's nothing
12:41personal
12:41Granville
12:42in many ways
12:43you're a
12:43willing lad
12:44oh I am
12:44I'm a
12:45willing lad
12:46simply that
12:46a woman
12:47of my age
12:47living alone
12:49we're all
12:50alone
12:50Mrs.
12:51Featherstone
12:51in the end
12:52sometimes
12:53at both
12:54ends
12:55you see
12:57how you
12:57are
12:58you're
12:59weird
12:59weird
13:01you talk
13:02weird
13:02you're not
13:04like older
13:04people
13:05I know
13:06nobody talks
13:07to me
13:07I'm invisible
13:09I'm the
13:10errand boy
13:11from outer
13:11space
13:28it's not
13:29possible for a
13:30woman of my
13:31age to have
13:31a good gossip
13:32with a person
13:33of your age
13:34I'm sorry
13:35Granville but
13:35there's no
13:36satisfaction in it
13:37for the seasoned
13:37gossiper
13:38you've got to
13:39play in your
13:39own league
13:40I mean you
13:41wouldn't ask
13:41Kevin Keegan
13:42in for a game
13:42of blow
13:42football would
13:43you
13:48what's it
13:48really like
13:49to be a
13:50woman
13:53you see
13:54what I mean
13:55you're weird
13:58I'll just take
13:58two small
13:59loaves please
14:00Granville
14:18don't know
14:19why you think
14:19I'm weird
14:27why they make
14:28you sweat
14:28them deliveries
14:30why didn't you
14:30let the driver
14:31bring it in
14:31I did
14:32it's not the
14:33lifting
14:33it's the
14:33better prices
14:36it's all
14:36these hair
14:37overheads
14:37you see
14:38now don't
14:39tell me
14:39you're going
14:40to be depressed
14:40all day
14:41because you've
14:41had a big
14:41bill to pay
14:42I better
14:43possibly am
14:44it's a
14:44free country
14:45an Englishman
14:46has every right
14:47to be depressed
14:47if he wants
14:48to be
14:48I know
14:49but you get
14:49all your money
14:50back don't you
14:51when you've
14:51resold the stuff
14:52yeah but
14:52when's that
14:53going to be
14:53what's my
14:54money going to
14:55be worth
14:56by the time
14:56I get that
14:56back
14:57it's all
14:57them I'm a
14:58middleman you
14:58see
14:59oh no
15:02me fire's
15:03gone out
15:03again
15:04what we
15:05should really
15:05be selling
15:06is the stuff
15:07we make
15:07ourselves
15:08I've just
15:09washed me
15:10hands and now
15:10me fire's
15:11gone out
15:11again
15:13treacle
15:13toffee
15:16we
15:16might have
15:17a go
15:17at
15:18treacle
15:18toffee
15:19oh
15:20Christ
15:20for
15:20famous
15:21here
15:21to
15:21treacle
15:22toffee
15:23that sounds
15:25all right
15:25does that
15:26that sounds
15:27as if it's
15:27been going
15:28a long time
15:29more you can
15:31say for this
15:31damn fire
15:33I can see
15:34a lorry
15:35on my motorway
15:36with that
15:36written on it
15:37you know
15:45you'll never
15:45get all that
15:46on the side
15:46of a lorry
15:51don't waste
15:52your breath
15:53on a
15:53witticism
15:54save it
15:54for blowing
15:55would you
15:56anyway
15:57this is
15:57no demand
15:58for that
15:58treacle
15:59toffee
15:59nowadays
16:00not since
16:01a yoghurt
16:01came in
16:03very sticky
16:04you know
16:04isn't it
16:04for a
16:05treacle
16:05toffee
16:05nurse
16:06Gladys
16:07and I
16:07might become
16:08even more
16:08attached
16:09than ever
16:10hey
16:11I might
16:12have to
16:12marry
16:13her
16:16no
16:17she'd
16:18think of
16:18some
16:18terrible
16:19medical
16:19way
16:20of her
16:20wriggling
16:20loose
16:21do not
16:22make your
16:23eyes
16:23water
16:23yeah
16:24that's
16:24the
16:24you see
16:28what we
16:28should be
16:29supplying
16:29really
16:30is
16:30something
16:30that
16:30is
16:31in
16:31constant
16:32demand
16:33no
16:33it's
16:34no
16:34good
16:34I'll
16:35have to
16:35use
16:36another
16:36fire
16:36lighter
16:38fire
16:39fire
16:39fire
16:40fire
16:41fire
16:41fire
16:41fire
16:41fire
16:42fire
16:43lighters
16:44fire
16:44lighters
16:45fire
16:45lighters
16:45I don't
16:46know what
16:46to use
16:46what
16:46no
16:46that
16:47is
16:47it
16:47that
16:47is
16:48it
16:48fire
16:48lighters
16:49that's
16:49what
16:49we'll
16:49do
16:49fire
16:50lighters
16:50fire
16:51oh
16:51Granville
16:52look
16:52you're
16:52coming
16:52off
16:52on me
16:53look
16:54that's
16:54my
16:55best
16:55penny
16:55look
16:55what
16:55you
16:55do
16:56oh
16:56now
16:56look
16:57at
16:57your
16:57my
16:57young
16:58penny
16:58it's
16:58going
16:58to get
16:59all
16:59stained
16:59anyway
17:00when
17:00we
17:00start
17:01making
17:01for
17:01fire
17:02lighters
17:02making
17:03fire
17:04lighters
17:04shed
17:05out
17:05the
17:05back
17:06oh
17:07for
17:07fire
17:08lighters
17:27off
17:28school
17:29again
17:29are you
17:30it's
17:31boring
17:32do you
17:33realise
17:34that 70%
17:35of the
17:35ratepayers
17:36money
17:36goes on
17:37education
17:39we
17:39haven't
17:40done
17:40percents
17:42you know
17:43looking at
17:44you
17:44I can't
17:45shake
17:45off
17:45this
17:46feeling
17:46that
17:46we're
17:47all
17:47due
17:47for
17:47a
17:47massive
17:48refund
17:50you
17:51can
17:51read
17:51though
17:52can't
17:52you
17:52it's
17:53boring
18:01you
18:02shouldn't
18:02be
18:02smoking
18:03at
18:03your
18:03age
18:04not
18:05if
18:05you
18:05are
18:05not
18:06buying
18:06them
18:06from
18:06me
18:06you
18:07shouldn't
18:11Cyril
18:12you
18:13have
18:13the
18:13silent
18:14tread
18:14of
18:14a
18:15Yorkshire
18:15county
18:16cricket
18:16supporter
18:18what
18:19exciting
18:20new
18:20product
18:24what
18:25exciting
18:26new
18:26product
18:27I
18:27shouldn't
18:27I
18:27shouldn't
18:28worry
18:28about
18:28it
18:28Cyril
18:29if I
18:29were
18:29you
18:29it's
18:29a bit
18:30late
18:30to
18:30do
18:30anything
18:30much
18:31for
18:31you
18:31what
18:32do
18:32you
18:32mean
18:32it's
18:33too
18:33late
18:33for
18:33me
18:33it's
18:34only
18:34my
18:34little
18:35joke
18:35Cyril
18:36well
18:36you
18:36want
18:36a
18:36jacket
18:37in
18:37jokes
18:37like
18:37that
18:38hey
18:38listen
18:38hey
18:39get off
18:41what's wrong
18:42now
18:42nothing
18:42nothing
18:43I
18:43shouldn't
18:43worry
18:44about
18:44it'll
18:44probably
18:45clear up
18:45probably
18:47yes
18:47yes
18:47don't
18:48worry
18:48about
18:48it
18:49it usually
18:49goes away
18:50on its own
18:51what does
18:52the yellow
18:53flecks in
18:54the eyes
18:54I tell people
18:55I said
18:56don't bother
18:57don't bother
18:57about it
18:58invariably
18:58it goes
18:59away
18:59on its own
19:00have a look
19:01yourself
19:01if you
19:01don't
19:02believe me
19:07I can't
19:08see no
19:08yellow
19:09flecks
19:09ah
19:09well
19:10that's
19:10because
19:10you're
19:10looking
19:11from the
19:11back
19:11you see
19:12if you
19:12were
19:12looking
19:12from
19:12the
19:12foot
19:15I'll
19:16bet
19:16loads
19:17of
19:17people
19:17have
19:17flecks
19:18in
19:18their eyes
19:18oh
19:19they do
19:19they do
19:20of course
19:20they do
19:20yes
19:21when they
19:21get
19:22a
19:22billiard
19:23deficiency
19:23billiard
19:24deficiency
19:24don't
19:25take
19:26my
19:26word
19:26for it
19:27cyril
19:27go and
19:27ask
19:27your
19:28local
19:28doctor
19:28I
19:29am
19:29just
19:29your
19:29amateur
19:29homespun
19:30expert
19:30what
19:31the hell's
19:32billiard
19:32deficiency
19:33well there's
19:34lots of
19:34long latin
19:35names for it
19:36naturally
19:36cyril
19:37but what
19:37it boils
19:38down to
19:38is that
19:38terrible
19:39run-down
19:39feeling
19:40you get
19:40when you
19:40get up
19:41in the
19:41morning
19:42billiard
19:43deficiency
19:43you look
19:44in a
19:44mirror
19:45and suddenly
19:45life seems
19:46to be
19:46more
19:47of a
19:47pockets
19:47than
19:47balls
19:50anything
19:51you can
19:51do
19:51about
19:52it
19:52funny
19:53you should
19:53say
19:57dr
19:58prosser's
19:59vitamin
19:59supplement
20:00is it
20:02any good
20:02any good
20:07when I
20:08tell you
20:08that this
20:09has been
20:09banned
20:10in all
20:10those
20:10countries
20:11that don't
20:11practice
20:12self-discipline
20:14and
20:15bare parts
20:16of Wales
20:16and all
20:19I'll take
20:20the bottle
20:21you'll
20:21never look
20:22back
20:22cyril
20:22matter of
20:23fact you
20:23won't be
20:23able to
20:24for the
20:24first
20:24of
20:25weeks
20:25because it
20:26gives you
20:26a terrible
20:27stiff neck
20:27if you're
20:27not careful
20:28that is
20:2985p
20:30and a
20:30pound
20:30for the
20:30mirror
20:35the mirror
20:35well you'll
20:36want to keep
20:37a check on
20:37the flex in
20:37the eyes
20:38won't you
20:38best to do
20:39it privately
20:40if the wife
20:41catches you
20:41looking in the
20:42house mirrors
20:42she will
20:43eventually
20:43think that
20:44you've got
20:44another woman
20:46mind you
20:46with any
20:47look by
20:47that time
20:47you should
20:48have
20:49she'll
20:49have put
20:50two and
20:50two together
20:51and make
20:51one
20:52one
20:52one
20:52hell of a
20:53row
20:55that's true
20:56that's true
20:58thank you
20:59sir
21:08how are you
21:09doing
21:09Granville
21:23that's true
21:23that's too
21:24strong
21:26no I know
21:26it's too
21:27strong
21:28you want to
21:29cut your
21:29mixture down
21:32I don't know
21:33whether this is
21:34going to work
21:35you know
21:35what are
21:35crites
21:36the little
21:36flamers
21:37of course
21:38they're
21:38going to
21:39work
21:40they've
21:40let you
21:41cap
21:41haven't
21:41they
21:49you dip
21:50your rag
21:51in your
21:51mixture
21:52you see
21:52and then
21:53you put
21:54the sticks
21:54all round
21:55it
21:55like that
21:55you see
21:56then you've
21:56got your
21:57firewood
21:57on the
21:58outside
21:58and you've
21:59got this
21:59little
21:59flammable
22:00core
22:01on the
22:01inside
22:01haven't
22:02you
22:02you dropped
22:03it
22:03well I know
22:04I dropped
22:05it
22:05I'm just
22:05demonstrating
22:06it to
22:07you
22:07pick it
22:07up
22:07all right
22:10here hang
22:11about a
22:11minute
22:11this bit
22:12of rag
22:13looks familiar
22:13of course
22:14it is
22:14I've just
22:15dropped it
22:15on the
22:16floor
22:17it's not
22:18it's me
22:19shirt
22:21it's me
22:22shirt
22:22me best
22:23disco
22:24shirt
22:26oh that
22:26old
22:27spotted
22:27thing
22:28yes
22:28that old
22:29spotted
22:29what do you
22:30mean
22:30old
22:30spotted
22:31thing
22:31oh look
22:32at it
22:33now
22:33it's never
22:34looked better
22:35in my opinion
22:36you've never
22:37liked it
22:37have you
22:38of course
22:39I've liked
22:39it's just
22:40that every
22:40time I used
22:41to read the
22:42washing instructions
22:42on the
22:43on the back
22:43of it
22:44I was
22:45reminded
22:45very keenly
22:46of your
22:46poor dear
22:47dear
22:47mother
22:48what
22:48instructions
22:49no ring
22:49she never
22:50had one
22:50I had
22:51look at that
22:52me best
22:53disco
22:53shirt
22:54you've never
22:55ever been
22:55to a disco
22:56I know
22:57but this
22:57is the
22:57shirt I
22:58would have
22:58worn
22:58if I
22:58had
22:59look
23:00any
23:00old
23:01shirt
23:01will do
23:02not to
23:02go in
23:03but I
23:03wanted to
23:04not go
23:04in this
23:05one
23:06well you'll
23:07just have
23:07to stay
23:07at home
23:08in something
23:08completely
23:09different
23:09won't you
23:10never suited
23:11you that
23:11shirt
23:12get away
23:12that shirt
23:13had real
23:13flair
23:14well it's
23:14ideal for
23:15firelighters
23:16isn't it
23:18Granville let
23:18us just be
23:20honest with
23:20one another
23:21oh I hate
23:22it when you
23:22start to say
23:23Granville let's
23:24be honest with
23:25one another
23:26well why
23:26because I know
23:27it's going to
23:28cost me money
23:28that's why
23:31Granville
23:32I'm not
23:32too keen
23:33on
23:33Granville
23:34Granville
23:35I know
23:36look that
23:37shirt made
23:37you look
23:37that
23:38too
23:38Hungarian
23:38well so
23:39what you
23:40you keep
23:41on telling
23:41me that
23:41I'm supposed
23:42to be
23:42half
23:43Hungarian
23:43yeah but
23:44it's the
23:44bottom half
23:45of you
23:45that's
23:45Hungarian
23:46isn't it
23:46that's where
23:47the gypsy
23:48in you
23:48lies
23:49doesn't it
23:49I mean you
23:50can't put
23:50your shirt
23:51on the
23:51bottom half
23:52can you
23:52hey
23:52think of
23:53the
23:53neck
23:53hole
23:56no you
23:57are a
23:58British
23:58from the
23:58waist up
23:59it's only
23:59from the
23:59waist down
24:00that you
24:01are so
24:01slightly
24:02Budapest
24:02some sort
24:04of a
24:04pest
24:04any role
24:05listen
24:06consign
24:06your shirt
24:07to the
24:07flames
24:08here
24:08grand
24:08villains
24:08and stick
24:09to your
24:09fire lighters
24:10there might
24:10be something
24:11very big
24:12for you
24:13in it
24:14like a
24:14bonus
24:20you
24:20drive
24:21hard
24:22bargain
24:22you
24:22look at
24:23the tutor
24:24I've had
24:24tell you
24:25what I'll
24:25do
24:27every one
24:28of your
24:28fire lighters
24:29that we
24:29use on
24:30our fire
24:30I will
24:31let you
24:32have
24:32at their
24:33cost
24:44there we
24:45are
24:45Mrs Parslow
24:46will there
24:47be anything
24:47at all
24:48for Mr Parslow
24:49I don't
24:50see why
24:50there should
24:50be
24:51he never
24:51buys
24:51anything
24:51for me
24:52oh
24:52well I
24:53thought you
24:53might surprise
24:54him with
24:54a bit
24:55of something
24:55tasty
24:55I would
24:57if I knew
24:58where she
24:58lived
25:02how's that
25:03her eldest
25:03bird boy
25:04of yours
25:04then
25:04getting daft
25:06her
25:06oh dear
25:07thank you
25:07very much
25:08Mrs Parslow
25:09can call
25:09again
25:10suppose I
25:11shall
25:11have to
25:12afternoon
25:13Mrs Parslow
25:14glad you
25:14think so
25:18that woman
25:19had a hard
25:20life
25:20built for it
25:21wasn't she
25:22specially designed
25:23for it
25:23imagine how
25:24she'd cope
25:24with being
25:24happy
25:26very below
25:27average in
25:27being happy
25:28my love
25:36who was that
25:39don't worry
25:40don't worry
25:40it's a man
25:41whose dog
25:41often takes
25:42him for a walk
25:45what size dog
25:46is it
25:46I don't know
25:47he's never
25:47got that far
25:48in
25:50what does he
25:50do if he
25:51wants to buy
25:51something
25:52you'll see
25:52he'll be
25:53back in a
25:53minute
25:55there he comes
25:55come on a minute
25:56now
25:56stay
25:57stay
25:58could I
25:59hit him
26:06watch this
26:07next bill
26:07it's good
26:20well at least
26:22we've got
26:22his money
26:24what does
26:24he want
26:25a smaller
26:25flaming dog
26:26if you ask
26:26me
26:27what does
26:28he want
26:28to buy
26:29all that
26:29will become
26:29clear in the
26:30fair fullness
26:31of time
26:31my love
26:32come on
26:32come on
26:33now
26:33stay
26:33stay
26:34sit
26:34sit
26:35could I
26:36have a
26:36packet of
26:36condition
26:37powder
26:37oh god
26:42what will you
26:42do with it
26:43when it gets
26:43healthy
26:48why don't
26:49you do
26:49something
26:49with that
26:50till
26:50I know
26:51I'll help you
26:53one of these
26:53days I should
26:54be coming in
26:54here and
26:55finding you
26:55harmless
26:56which would
26:57do us all
26:57a favour
26:59it is on
27:00the list
27:00of little
27:00adjustments
27:01I have
27:01to make
27:02my love
27:02it is
27:02second
27:03in order
27:03of priority
27:04what's
27:04first
27:06serves me
27:07right for
27:07asking
27:08I know
27:09now watch
27:10here we go
27:10here we go
27:12come on
27:13come on
27:13come on
27:14next
27:14next
27:15down
27:15down
27:16down
27:16stick
27:17oh
27:18thank you
27:19very much
27:19you're welcome
27:21you're welcome
27:28he's right at the top
27:29of the street
27:30now
27:31if he's in that
27:32good a condition
27:32it must be him
27:33who's taking the
27:34powder
27:35I've forgotten
27:36what I came in
27:37for now
27:38I know what you
27:39want my love
27:40the point is
27:40will you let me
27:41give it you
27:42or rather
27:43sell it you
27:44let's get our
27:45priorities right
27:46listen
27:46you are a
27:47medical person
27:48how would you
27:49like to
27:49prod me
27:50gently
27:51to see where
27:51it hurts
27:51I wouldn't
27:54what was that
27:55I think our
27:56granville's
27:57just gone off
28:04oh my god
28:14what's he been
28:15doing
28:16he's been
28:16making his
28:17mixture too
28:18strong
28:18that's what
28:18he's been
28:19doing
28:21see how
28:21do you
28:22mess him
28:22with in
28:22there
28:23yes
28:24nicely
28:25thank you
28:26well I'm
28:27telling you
28:27he's too
28:28strong
28:28and will
28:29you put
28:29your cap
28:30out
28:31when you're
28:31talking to
28:31people
28:36I wonder
28:37where our
28:38granville gets
28:39to at
28:39nights
28:40as soon as
28:41it got near
28:42closing time
28:42he was off
28:43like a
28:44rocket
28:46that's three
28:46times today
28:47he's gone
28:48off like a
28:48rocket
28:50I feel such
28:51a fool
28:52in the shop
28:53bang
28:53whoops
28:54excuse me
28:54I'll just
28:55go and put
28:55our
28:55granville
28:56out
28:59there's not
29:00a lot
29:00of confidence
29:01as yet
29:01in our
29:02cries
29:02little
29:02flamers
29:04pure
29:05prejudice
29:06I've just
29:07lit me
29:07parlour
29:08fire
29:08with one
29:10it'll be
29:10all nice
29:11and snug
29:12in case
29:12I can
29:12lure
29:13nurse
29:13gladys
29:14back
29:14later
29:14for a
29:15milk
29:15stout
29:18oh
29:19dear
29:21bang
29:22goes
29:22another
29:22evening
29:23of
29:23fun
29:23thank you